Howard Marks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Shire folk should have to pay a fee to use city amenities. I'd propose the following initial tariffs - £14.01 to enter Union Terrace Gardens Art Gallery - £12.85 Maritime Museum - £16.20 Hazlehead Park - £13.09 for the park. An additional supplement of £9.04 for Fort Hazel. Duthie Park - £19.12. £14.80 Winter Gardens supplement. Beach Promenade - £20. Access to the beach - £8.15 per hour. Access to the sea - £6.05 per quarter hour. Beach toilets - £4 for a number one. £6 for a number 2. Combined - Special price of £9.42. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: Shire folk should have to pay a fee to use city amenities. I'd propose the following initial tariffs - £14.01 to enter Union Terrace Gardens Art Gallery - £12.85 Maritime Museum - £16.20 Hazlehead Park - £13.09 for the park. An additional supplement of £9.04 for Fort Hazel. Duthie Park - £19.12. £14.80 Winter Gardens supplement. Beach Promenade - £20. Access to the beach - £8.15 per hour. Access to the sea - £6.05 per quarter hour. Beach toilets - £4 for a number one. £6 for a number 2. Combined - Special price of £9.42. You do realise without us, your clubs support would be non existent. Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Red Clive 1995 said: You do realise without us, your clubs support would be non existent. Shire ticket special offer!!! Buy one ticket, get another ticket at double the price! Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Howard Marks said: Shire ticket special offer!!! Buy one ticket, get another ticket at double the price! You need the shire pound and the shire people more than we need you. Good fun though! Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Red Clive 1995 said: You need the blue pound and the blue people more than we need you. Good fun though! Is the mask slipping? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Howard Marks said: Is the mask slipping? Editing my post. Not funny. Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 minute ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Editing my post. Not funny. It's always funny in Philadelphia. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 My ma is a teuchter, she phoned me yesterday because her iCloud storage for her photos was full. She thought this was stopping her getting emails. Turned oot she’d just not been sent any emails. Bless them. 2 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 27 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You do realise without us, your clubs support would be non existent. Come awa. Take away Ellon and Inverurie most are huns. Always consider Ellon to be the last red bastion of the north. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: My ma is a teuchter, she phoned me yesterday because her iCloud storage for her photos was full. She thought this was stopping her getting emails. Turned oot she’d just not been sent any emails. Bless them. Obviously didn’t get my email calling her a homosexual act 1 Link to comment
Hoofball Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, ericblack4boss said: Fucking toonsers going ape shit over trampolines and wheelie bins flying around. Peely wally fuckers See how you cunts get on throwing a ratchet strap over bales 3 high in the wind, Suspected Tornado at the foot of the Suie hill, on the Clatt side, Don't hear any Donsiders demanding aid flown , in or such like, just jacket on and Hud yokit! I thought the two manky caravans were the aid you Donsiders had demanded Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, sigh said: as if your bales are going to blow away - if you had stored / stacked them properly no need for a ratchet straps Was strapping them on to a step frame trailer Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 39 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Come awa. Take away Ellon and Inverurie most are huns. Always consider Ellon to be the last red bastion of the north. New deer Turriff Rothy Tarves Meldrum Insch and on and on All red towns 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Absolute nonsense, toonsers wouldn’t last a day in the countryside. On the other hand we can come into your city and tell you why it’s so shite. Lad, you wear huge bootcut jeans (that expand in the wind) and have a waterwheel in your front garden. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, JumboJET said: Lad, you wear huge bootcut jeans (that expand in the wind) and have a waterwheel in your front garden. A lot of them would have been carried away by the wind blowing up thon Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 hours ago, JumboJET said: Scenes in the 'shire this morning... Good one, should be Caterpillar boots though. 😂 Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 44 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: New deer Turriff Rothy Tarves Meldrum Insch and on and on All red towns Rhynie? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Not really Just a bit annoying when they come into toon dressed in their best bootcut jeans and super dry polo (c/w popped collar) thinking there erchie. You're nae in the Commercial now pal! 1 7 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: See your mum’s full hard drive. Of photos. Is it photos of big black men and their big whangers? How's the pool vibez Brizo? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is the toonser v teuchter rivalry an actual thing in the NE? Genuine question. Parochial cunts. Its a universal thing. Rednecks always think they are superior to toonsers and vice versa. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 21 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Its a universal thing. Rednecks always think they are superior to toonsers and vice versa. Honestly never heard such a discussion in the Weeg. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Honestly never heard such a discussion in the Weeg. That's because you're all the same (weegies). Apart from you, a plastic weegie from Alness. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Honestly never heard such a discussion in the Weeg. I don’t understand their terrible accent either. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is the toonser v teuchter rivalry an actual thing in the NE? Genuine question. Parochial cunts. ne folk are just a bit weird/simple in general imo 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: ne folk are just a bit weird/simple in general imo How is your mother anyway? Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Zeus said: Rhynie? The newsagents in rhynie make incredible sandwiches. Well worth dipping in for (and the funcy pieces). teuchters are alright if you just accept them for what they are - not quite fully human. Just above your sub-Saharan African but below yer yellow. 3 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: See your mum’s full hard drive. Of photos. Is it photos of big black men and their big whangers? iCloud is a cloud storage system not a hard drive, believe it or not you thick weegie fuck. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 for all the immigrants that have arrived, there will always be a sense of community. They’ll never take fubar away Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: That's because you're all the same (weegies). Apart from you, a plastic weegie from Alness. That doesn't make sense Donna, you on the Babychams? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: That doesn't make sense Donna, you on the Babychams? Early canz tonight sunshine. Link to comment
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