Poodler Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 10 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Beekies Newmacher. She can get lairy like. Yer chipper was good a few months ago Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Anyway, welcome aboard Clive. It’s been a productive first 24 hours for you 👍 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 8 minutes ago, Poodler said: 😂😂😂 psychopath She’ll be doing more than giving ‘big bosies’. Right now, she’ll be on the couch fingering herself silly waiting for tomorrows storm. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 6 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Anyway, welcome aboard Clive. It’s been a productive first 24 hours for you 👍 Cheers, it’s good to join instead of ‘lurking’ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 hours ago, Zeus said: I'm nae a Teuchter. Get a bonus point for spelling it correctly though. Well played Zeus. Honorary teuchter doctorate on its way. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Get a bonus point for spelling it correctly though. Well played Zeus. Honorary teuchter doctorate on its way. You’re from up north aren’t you boof, well like Forres aren’t you? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 50 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Beekies Newmacher. She can get lairy like. Was in there 9 months ago. Didn’t care for it at all. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Newmacher is just a extended part of dyce really. Fake teuchters 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 19 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Was in there 9 months ago. Didn’t care for it at all. Friday or a Saturday? 13 minutes ago, Zeus said: Newmacher is just a extended part of dyce really. Fake teuchters I don’t live in newmacher. 1 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 7 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Friday or a Saturday? Probably a Friday if he was in for a wake 2 Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 22 minutes ago, Zeus said: Newmacher is just a extended part of dyce really. Fake teuchters What’s your position on Kingseat? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 47 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You’re from up north aren’t you boof, well like Forres aren’t you? Peterheid Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 6 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Probably a Friday if he was in for a wake Is he a funeral crasher? ‘”HEY MOM, CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF”. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Red Clive 1995 said: Is he a funeral crasher? I can’t say too much as people have a right to a certain degree of privacy on here, but let’s just say he’s a regular at the crem. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 8 minutes ago, dave_min said: What’s your position on Kingseat? Don't think we should build the stadium there. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 minute ago, Zeus said: Don't think we should build the stadium there. I dunno, could fill the stadium with the folk from loopy hospital (unless dervish is busy cuddling them) be a super atmosphere. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You’re from up north aren’t you boof, well like Forres aren’t you? He’s fae the 60s, never left. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: You’re from up north aren’t you boof, well like Forres aren’t you? Close enough. Kintessack. How the fuck you know that? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 34 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Close enough. Kintessack. How the fuck you know that? Think we had a pint together a few years ago at a game Link to comment
sigh Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Think we had a pint together a few years ago at a game stalker alert Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Think we had a pint together a few years ago at a game You would have had to have bought it Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 11 minutes ago, sigh said: stalker alert The Aberdeen support isn’t that big. Kent faces will always be Kent faces Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Fucking toonsers going ape shit over trampolines and wheelie bins flying around. Peely wally fuckers See how you cunts get on throwing a ratchet strap over bales 3 high in the wind, Suspected Tornado at the foot of the Suie hill, on the Clatt side, Don't hear any Donsiders demanding aid flown , in or such like, just jacket on and Hud yokit! 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: Fucking toonsers going ape shit over trampolines and wheelie bins flying around. See how you cunts get on throwing a ratchet strap over bales 3 high in the wind, Peely wally fuckers as if your bales are going to blow away - if you had stored / stacked them properly no need for a ratchet strap Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Real NE men secure their bairns trampolines down properly Link to comment
JumboJET Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 14 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: Fucking toonsers going ape shit over trampolines and wheelie bins flying around. Peely wally fuckers See how you cunts get on throwing a ratchet strap over bales 3 high in the wind, Suspected Tornado at the foot of the Suie hill, on the Clatt side, Don't hear any Donsiders demanding aid flown , in or such like, just jacket on and Hud yokit! A man of the toon (real NE men) is worth two of the 'shire (teuchters). 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 27 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: Fucking toonsers going ape shit over trampolines and wheelie bins flying around. Peely wally fuckers See how you cunts get on throwing a ratchet strap over bales 3 high in the wind, Suspected Tornado at the foot of the Suie hill, on the Clatt side, Don't hear any Donsiders demanding aid flown , in or such like, just jacket on and Hud yokit! Donsiders farmland isn’t great though is it. Far are you fae Huntly? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 14 minutes ago, JumboJET said: A man of the toon (real NE men) is worth two of the 'shire (teuchters). Absolute nonsense, toonsers wouldn’t last a day in the countryside. On the other hand we can come into your city and tell you why it’s so shite. 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 32 minutes ago, sigh said: as if your bales are going to blow away - if you had stored / stacked them properly no need for a ratchet strap What ignorance. Link to comment
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