The Weather

[tutankamun]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Was raining frogs here last night. 

Like in the Bible. 

 

Biblical? ☔️ 

[daytripping]

12 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

I will join that page ,

Can we have info on "door trying" wtf is that see what door suits your house best 

A thread on diesel spills all over the north east roads.

And the usual lost fucking cat 

You start I will join 

I've been inspired with this post, will launch on Sunday night, will need likes and shares so will start a thread on here as will. Going to need original content so people get thinking of threads to start,

Maybe....It's fucking sunny in Inverurie, why are people crying about the weather. Dog found. That kind of stuff. I'm pissed tonight but do own the page, get thinking.

[daytripping]

24 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

I’ll join too. Those twats at Fubar are in their fucking element any time there’s inclement weather.

What boils my piss is how they speak about themselves in the 3rd person with “this admin…”

This poster thinks they are fucking tools.

Hahaha, that's exactly why I did it, who the fuck are they? Fucking virgins behind a keyboard, fight back.

Minks swallow that shite.

[daytripping]

If it takes off and I make a lot of money out of it every last penny will be ploughed into the hat, you have my word.

[Ke1t]

28 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Biblical? ☔️ 

Was pishing doon, foggy as fuck, could barely see where we were going. 

Thought the shit in the road was leaves, until we slowed down and saw it was thousands of frogs along miles of road, all stupid and hopping looking the way I'd imaging a confused frog might. 

I stopped and captured one for further research. 

Drove it home trapped in a carrier bag. 

Looked like a normal frog but it wasn't fooling me, given like 10 of his mates had already bounced off my bonnet and windshield. 

Sky frogs... it's the end times. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Was pishing doon, foggy as fuck, could barely see where we were going. 

Thought the shit in the road was leaves, until we slowed down and saw it was thousands of frogs along miles of road, all stupid and hopping looking the way I'd imaging a confused frog might. 

I stopped and captured one for further research. 

Drove it home trapped in a carrier bag. 

Looked like a normal frog but it wasn't fooling me, given like 10 of his mates had already bounced off my bonnet and windshield. 

Sky frogs... it's the end times. 

The rapture is upon us.

[tutankamun]

41 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Was pishing doon, foggy as fuck, could barely see where we were going. 

Thought the shit in the road was leaves, until we slowed down and saw it was thousands of frogs along miles of road, all stupid and hopping looking the way I'd imaging a confused frog might. 

I stopped and captured one for further research. 

Drove it home trapped in a carrier bag. 

Looked like a normal frog but it wasn't fooling me, given like 10 of his mates had already bounced off my bonnet and windshield. 

Sky frogs... it's the end times. 

Like a scene from ‘Magnolia’ if anyone remembers that film.

[tutankamun]

Funny seeing the Brechin mealers being interviewed on the main news. It’s a total cringe-fest.

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Funny seeing the Brechin mealers being interviewed on the main news. It’s a total cringe-fest.

You can tell the news reporters don't give a fuck and feel obliged to be there. It would be a much bigger story if it was happening in the home counties of Englandshire.

[alscotoz]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

The rapture is upon us.

Top blondie track 

[ericblack4boss]

8 hours ago, daytripping said:

I've been inspired with this post, will launch on Sunday night, will need likes and shares so will start a thread on here as will. Going to need original content so people get thinking of threads to start,

Maybe....It's fucking sunny in Inverurie, why are people crying about the weather. Dog found. That kind of stuff. I'm pissed tonight but do own the page, get thinking.

How about,  tidy wimmen oot and about,

Poor weather,  put on a fucking jacket and toorie, and stop fucking moaning.

Drivers learn to fucking drive, buy a decent vehicle.

And a big bug bear of mine.

Cunts moaning about traffic part Thier house,  well arseholes were you complaining when you got your house cheap because of it 

Same as those on flood planes, aye your house flooded for the 6th time, well takf a fucking hint, yet again did you complain when you bought it cheap cos of where it is ?

No didn't think so 

 

[Roberto]

Dog missing Rosehearty...

 

 

 

Shared Doncaster.

[Zeus]

ABERDEEN to MOGADISHU

Road passable with care.

[Roberto]

Terrible service and one guy who's name I won't give out was so creepy but just avoid.

 

 

 

NAME AND SHAME.

[manboobs109]

Someone's put a pair of trainers over my washing line does this mean I'm a drug dealer?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Someone's put a pair of trainers over my washing line does this mean I'm a drug dealer?

They’re trying to help you, you fat jobsworth cunt

[ericblack4boss]

7 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Funny seeing the Brechin mealers being interviewed on the main news. It’s a total cringe-fest.

Andrea Brymer Fae brechin, if she's flooded out I'd offer her a bed

[manboobs109]

24 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

They’re trying to help you, you fat jobsworth cunt

Don't get it.

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She doesn’t even get a mention under ‘notable people’ on the Brechin wiki page and the list itself is unbelievably poor. 
“Sir David de Brechin (d. 1320), Lord of Brechin.” is one such example of what a pointless place Brechin appears to be.A guy called Dave who was so bored he called himself ‘David de Brechin’. Wonder if he ever bumped into Fred de Forfar or Gary de Montrose.

Invented radar I'd say that's pretty good going for a wee Scottish City. 

[cheesepipes]

Not Brechin but reasonably close.

 

I was a fully grown man and thought the Grassic Gibbon Centre was a monkey attraction to the point I was about to visit it with my kids until I did a quick research on location and price.

[Howard Marks]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Not Brechin but reasonably close.

 

I was a fully grown man and thought the Grassic Gibbon Centre was a monkey attraction to the point I was about to visit it with my kids until I did a quick research on location and price.

Lolz. I genuinely thought that as well until you posted that.

Who knew. 

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, ericblack4boss said:

Andrea Brymer Fae brechin, if she's flooded out I'd offer her a bed

She’s got teeth like piano keys.

easy pleased, Min 

[ericblack4boss]

6 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

She’s got teeth like piano keys.

easy pleased, Min 

It's nae the teeth I'm concerned with, there is fuck all wrong with the Brymer in great nick for her age and a mum of 3

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

It's nae the teeth I'm concerned with, there is fuck all wrong with the Brymer in great nick for her age and a mum of 3

She might have a prolapsed rectum and or uterus.

[milne_afc]

8 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

It's nae the teeth I'm concerned with, there is fuck all wrong with the Brymer in great nick for her age and a mum of 3

Nae tits

[Simply Red]

Brymers a wee honey

[chief_wiggum]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“Brechin is located slightly closer to Dundee than Aberdeen on the A90 between the cities.” That’s its genius.

@chief_wiggum

[King Street Loon]

 

[JumboJET]

On 10/21/2023 at 11:22 AM, Dom Sullivan said:

She’s got teeth like piano keys.

easy pleased, Min 

You must bear in mind that, in the mealer backwaters from which he hails, even a freshly ironed pair of bootcut denim gets @ericblack4boss and his ilk bouncing round like wild apes.

[ericblack4boss]

13 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

You must bear in mind that, in the mealer backwaters from which he hails, even a freshly ironed pair of bootcut denim gets @ericblack4boss and his ilk bouncing round like apes.

Better than a toonser, std ridden, skidmark in Thier off white knickers,