Holidays 2023

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

London. Took the kids to Harry Potter studios, which was surprisingly enjoyable/impressive. Quite a few overweight Americans spotted. 

Also saw various other sights. Very nice.

Did you go on the open top bus 'spot the whitey' tour?

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Did you go on the open top bus 'spot the whitey' tour?

If you hate that so much why do you want to be part of the Union? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

If you hate that so much why do you want to be part of the Union? 

Hate?  Hate what min?  I'm nae a Londoner.  I have been there numerous times and loved it.

Havin' had a walk round Aberdeen city center today, it's goin' the same way on the eh diversity/cosmopolitan front.  Should I wish that to be a separate state?  Jog on fool.

[Ramandu]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Did you go on the open top bus 'spot the whitey' tour?

When I was at school a whitey was a derogatory term for someone who was scared. Does it mean something different now?

London's a great place for a holiday, but I've seen all the sights now, and so have the kids. Done.

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

When I was at school a whitey was a derogatory term for someone who was scared. Does it mean something different now?

London's a great place for a holiday, but I've seen all the sights now, and so have the kids. Done.

It means somebody that's eh, white.

[Parklife]

40 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

When I was at school a whitey was a derogatory term for someone who was scared. Does it mean something different now?

London's a great place for a holiday, but I've seen all the sights now, and so have the kids. Done.

All the sights? Come on now. 

[Roberto]

A whitey is someone who smoked too much dope at a party and was found spewing in a corner.

[Reed or deed]

8 minutes ago, Roberto said:

A whitey is someone who smoked too much dope at a party and was found spewing in a corner.

This is generally correct, but can happen at any time, not just parties.

And we would use the term: 

You are having a whitey, rather than you are a whitey.

Hadn’t had a toot myself for years , green or fags and then had a 3 skinner loaded with green one night.

Had a hoor of a whitey and wisna fit to drive for aboot an hour 😅

[Ramandu]

47 minutes ago, Parklife said:

All the sights? Come on now. 

Obviously not parks, loads more to see some day. But I'm happy with my effort, and how many museums etc the kids put up with.

29 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

This is generally correct, but can happen at any time, not just parties.

And we would use the term: 

You are having a whitey, rather than you are a whitey.

Hadn’t had a toot myself for years , green or fags and then had a 3 skinner loaded with green one night.

Had a hoor of a whitey and wisna fit to drive for aboot an hour 😅

That's it, I had forgotten that.

[Reed or deed]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The doobies are like kryptonite to me - always whitey’d

Being in the room and letting the secondary smoke do the job can be pleasant, though

I’m an uppers man 

 

Canna beat a few doobers min.

Lie on the couch afterwards, canna be arsed to do fuck all.

And i mean fuck all 😅
 

You can vape it nowadays

[ericblack4boss]

Aye as I keep reminding you thicker than yogi Hughes, rowie munching, bus wankers, fuck bus lane loving, traffic light cursing,ankle sock wearing, toonser cunts, the manager of Aberdeen and his family are all teuchters

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

Canna beat a few doobers min.

Lie on the couch afterwards, canna be arsed to do fuck all.

And i mean fuck all 😅
 

You can vape it nowadays

Vaping is for women and complete benders.

[Arabian Knight]

bluto wis rushd tae ari in 97 efter inhalin cooncil hash smoke fumes..fact..jist sticks tae beer..fuckin bent chookter dweeb..canna even drink spirits 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Arabian Knight said:

bluto wis rushd tae ari in 97 efter inhalin cooncil hash smoke fumes..fact..jist sticks tae beer..fuckin bent chookter dweeb..canna even drink spirits 

Hiv ye iver met Bluts AK min?

[Arabian Knight]

aye e wis caddyin it kingussie jnr open late 90s..eh wis the tee anooncer..went grey age 12..ez faither wis aboot 80 whin e wis born so ez goat shyte genes..greg reeds goat aw the goss oan eh cunt..e wis a computer studys dweeb n boastet aboot gan tae uni tae aw ez ellon chookters..e wis a loser n laffin stock it skool

[Studebaker-90]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The doobies are like kryptonite to me - always whitey’d

Being in the room and letting the secondary smoke do the job can be pleasant, though

I’m an uppers man 

 

Same. Ended up making a cunt of it at somebody’s flat after the pub about  a month ago. Was in really bad shape. 

[CCB III]

13 hours ago, Roberto said:

A whitey is someone who smoked too much dope at a party and was found spewing in a corner.

A bad whitey is an out of body experience.

[Reed or deed]

12 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Vaping is for women and complete benders.

You’re not wrong.

Never tried it myself. Have a mate who does it and work with a boy who does it in the office.

Fucking arseholes

[Dom Sullivan]

15 hours ago, Ramandu said:

When I was at school a whitey was a derogatory term for someone who was scared. Does it mean something different now?

London's a great place for a holiday, but I've seen all the sights now, and so have the kids. Done.

When I was at school, a whiter had a different connotation altogether…

[JakieBastard]

8 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Same. Ended up making a cunt of it at somebody’s flat after the pub about  a month ago. Was in really bad shape. 

You broke the golden rule. Never smoke a J after getting in from a session. Never ends well!

[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Same. Ended up making a cunt of it at somebody’s flat after the pub about  a month ago. Was in really bad shape. 

Haven't smoked it for years. Still have nightmares about my first rocket when I was about 14. Properly fucked me.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Dom Sullivan said:

When I was at school, a whiter had a different connotation altogether…

It's whitey tho.  See my earlier post about the origin of whiters.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Take heed 

You junkie doobie smokers 

 

That's how I imagine @maryhilldon

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, JakieBastard said:

You broke the golden rule. Never smoke a J after getting in from a session. Never ends well!

First thing i do when i get in from the boozer is roll a wee spliff. Haven't whiteyd in ages.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

22 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Clydesdale’s holidays make me grateful I was at work all week.

 

Fuck that.

Miserable cunt:   I / we had a great time!  👍

[Clydeside_Sheep]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

First thing i do when i get in from the boozer is roll a wee spliff. Haven't whiteyd in ages.

Its the perfect post pub treat.

 

 

[Reed or deed]

Red wine and joints are the cocktail of champions when out 🚬🍷

[Reed or deed]

25 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

First thing i do when i get in from the boozer is roll a wee spliff. Haven't whiteyd in ages.

Better off with a 3 skinner loaded to fuck and head for oblivion for a while.

[Don Fonte]

50 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

First thing i do when i get in from the boozer is roll a wee spliff. Haven't whiteyd in ages.

Junkie scum.

[BrianFaePerth]

55 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Miserable cunt:   I / we had a great time!  👍

Weird pronouns