Jonny Hayes

[shooftahmooftah]

19 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

If he asks the stewards who have been assigned to the gate between the King Street End and Main Stand nicely, I'm sure that could be arranged.

One minor detail though, he's banned fae driving for a year.

 

 

He’s bought a driverless car?   

[a don in oz]

There's one big thing that bugs me about him doing this more than it just being irresponsible and stupid on the road: its that he's training kids and the kids are looking up to him. He's got to realise that he's more than just a player now and this hurts that.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said:

He’s bought a driverless car?   

He would have to fight David Hasselhoff for the driverless car.

My money would be on Jonny to win the bout.

[Russell]

2 hours ago, a don in oz said:

There's one big thing that bugs me about him doing this more than it just being irresponsible and stupid on the road: its that he's training kids and the kids are looking up to him. He's got to realise that he's more than just a player now and this hurts that.

Precisely. He needs to be a role model like Sir Alex Ferguson, use the old "I've got the shits" excuse to get out of a speeding snafu.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

If Johnny plays beyond January then that's pathetic & will mean another poor January window 

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[Russell]

2 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

If Johnny plays beyond January then that's pathetic & will mean another poor January window 

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I was thinking he'd be a backup starting when Glass came in

[ferlaytio]

Glue factory please

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, ferlaytio said:

Glue factory please

Correctamundo.

[Andy_123]

Absolutely shocking tonight 

[Geoff_Tipps]

Shit role model. What kind of father drives a car at twice the speed limit, complete lack of respect for his family and other road users. 

 

Should've been sacked, for being a plooky ugly bastard.

[jamiesd]

Well past it.  Fuck was he doing? His whole second spell has been rank. Shame as he was brilliant before going to the Tim’s.

[King Street Loon]

Cunt should've been jailed 

[The Boofon]

@NEM 👋 

You lot are all 18 months behind. Hopefully now you all see what I saw all that time ago. 

[DelMonte]

@Millertime has said this before but Hayes legs aren’t gone. It’s his technical ability. He went to Celtic and seems to have came back a worse footballer. How is that even possible? 

[The Boofon]

36 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

@Millertime has said this before but Hayes legs aren’t gone. It’s his technical ability. He went to Celtic and seems to have came back a worse footballer. How is that even possible? 

Loads of assists apparently though. 🙄

[Reed or deed]

Fucking irish idiot.

Was dookin for chips in the deep fat fryer again for halloween

[Zeus]

World class

From 2014-17

[Millertime]

1 hour ago, DelMonte said:

@Millertime has said this before but Hayes legs aren’t gone. It’s his technical ability. He went to Celtic and seems to have came back a worse footballer. How is that even possible? 

Yep

Absolutely bizarre

Usually the opposite!

Physicals decline, technique and mentals improve 

[Don Fonte]

I think his legs are gone.  Fair enough he can probably run in a straight line forever but his reaction time and short sharp movements are fucked.  He's fucked.  Should use the speeding as an excuse to sack him.

[CCB III]

Should've packed it in after last season. 
 

Terrible last night. 
 

 

[Turra red]

Lad at work telling me hayes is being considered for u18 manager at celtic alongside mulgrew?

Anyone heard about this?

[RedRichard]

2 minutes ago, Turra red said:

Lad at work telling me hayes is being considered for u18 manager at celtic alongside mulgrew?

Anyone heard about this?

It was in The S*n today

[Turra red]

7 minutes ago, RedRichard said:

It was in The S*n today

Ahh I see that makes more sense. I hadn't heard anything about it.

I assumed he would coach with us.

[milne_afc]

At what age groups would the kids overtake Hayes’ technical ability?  Imagine standing there in the freezing cold watching him screw the ball onto the AWPR every 5 minutes.

[Sheeptastic]

Wonder if he applied for it ... If he did we should cut loose.

[ericblack4boss]

Did he not come back to here cos his wife id from this area and didn't like weegie land?

[muttonhumper]

I think his family is bedded in here (Aberdeen).

If this is the case I doubt he'd uproot for a job no better than the one he has.

Not that I'd give the slightest of fucks if he did.

Merely an observation.

[The Boofon]

9 hours ago, Turra red said:

Lad at work telling me hayes is being considered for u18 manager at celtic alongside mulgrew?

Anyone heard about this?

Great news if true. 

Off you fuck Hayes.

[sooth_stander]

40 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Did he not come back to here cos his wife is from this area and didn't like weegie land?

Think she from Inverness but has a business here. 

He’s thought of quite highly at AFC and would doubt the U18 role at Sellic would tempt him away. Would imagine there will be a role for him under Thelin somewhere, especially if Leven is whisked away
 

[Arthur FN Shelby]

55 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Great news if true. 

Off you fuck Hayes.

Been a great player for us in his day, that day has sadly past. Whatever he does in the future I’ll wish him all the best, certainly won’t be telling him to FO.