Jonny Hayes

[The Hulk]

On 9/24/2023 at 10:31 AM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Hayes up before the beaks on Tuesday in Aberdeen.......

https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=ac217eda-d5b8-4f50-a371-b669524cd91f

Anybody know why?🤔

This is him finally being pulled up for that cross in the 2017 cup final.

[Dandyesque]

3 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said:

It’s funny how when you were a kid, teachers names were always punctuated by eg the Wifie (Spence), the Mannie Gribble  

What era were you there MH?

Only if they didn't have a nickname that they were known by to an entire generation. 

Caveman Kennedy and Evil-eye MacKay stand out in my memory. 

[Reykjavik 1967]

On 9/24/2023 at 2:16 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It could be the return of the infamous Balmedie flasher from several years ago, if indeed Jonny Hayes still stays in Balmedie and now he's been finally outed and caught.😄

Balmedie was where he lived when first at the club. When he came back from Celtic he settled in Inverurie. 

[ericblack4boss]

15 minutes ago, Reykjavik 1967 said:

Balmedie was where he lived when first at the club. When he came back from Celtic he settled in Inverurie. 

Aye apparently he's out regularly at Kellands park running, full marks for his desire to keep fit.

[dave_min]

I’ll need confirmation of where he drinks before I decide my opinion here.

[KenDodd'sDad]

2 hours ago, dave_min said:

I’ll need confirmation of where he drinks before I decide my opinion here.

Everybody knows there are no pubs in Inverurie.

[RAZOR]

55 minutes ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

Everybody knows there are no pubs in Inverurie.

The Ranch min. Hat folklore.

[KenDodd'sDad]

5 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

The Ranch min. Hat folklore.

Impossible, Greg Tansey told me there was nowhere to get a pint in Inverurie.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 hours ago, The Hulk said:

This is him finally being pulled up for that cross in the 2017 cup final.

Good shout min and him getting tapped by Brendan Rodgers after the game had ended. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 hours ago, Reykjavik 1967 said:

Balmedie was where he lived when first at the club. When he came back from Celtic he settled in Inverurie. 

Fair doos. I presume he sold his hoose in Balmedie, unless he leased it privately and maybe still does, when he fucked off to the tims.

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good shout min and him getting tapped by Brendan Rodgers after the game had ended. 

"Hey, Jonny... how would you loik to come sit on da Parkeid bench for da next tree yors?"

"Dat souns torrafic!"

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

"Hey, Jonny... how would you loik to come sit on da Parkeid bench for da next tree yors?"

"Dat souns torrafic!"

Absolutely spot on. 😄

The above picture must've been taken from the 2016 LC final. I may be wrong though.

The other occasion was Brendan Rodgers putting his arm around Jonny Hayes walking off Hampden Park after we were beat by Tom Rogic's winner in the 2017 SC final.

 

[Dunty]

3 hours ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

Everybody knows there are no pubs in Inverurie.

RIP Spangles 😞

58 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Absolutely spot on. 😄

The above picture must've been taken from the 2016 LC final. I may be wrong though.

The other occasion was Brendan Rodgers putting his arm around Jonny Hayes walking off Hampden Park after we were beat by Tom Rogic's winner in the 2017 SC final.

 

You are wrong, that picture is from the Scottish Cup final.

[RDS]

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This FB page seems to get majority of content off the Hat recently 

[a don in oz]

Hayes or the club need to post a picture of his leg after that tackle online. Since the entirety of Scottish football and the media are ignoring it put the fucking thing right in their face. I'm still hacked off that it's just been glossed over.

[ERNIE]

6 hours ago, a don in oz said:

Hayes or the club need to post a picture of his leg after that tackle online. Since the entirety of Scottish football and the media are ignoring it put the fucking thing right in their face. I'm still hacked off that it's just been glossed over.

 

6 hours ago, a don in oz said:

Hayes or the club need to post a picture of his leg after that tackle online. Since the entirety of Scottish football and the media are ignoring it put the fucking thing right in their face. I'm still hacked off that it's just been glossed over.

Pretty sure Shinnie would have been sent off for that..and banned till Christmas...

[Daisy1903]

7 hours ago, a don in oz said:

Hayes or the club need to post a picture of his leg after that tackle online. Since the entirety of Scottish football and the media are ignoring it put the fucking thing right in their face. I'm still hacked off that it's just been glossed over.

I'm not entirely sure what the ref gave him a yellow for. He seemed to give it about 5 minutes after the tackle while talking to the player and Hayes was getting treatment, which would suggest it was dissent or something rather than the tackle.

Given that ridiculous decision by the ref and even worse by Collum not to flag it for VAR I decided to watch the Sportscene highlights to see what they said:

Commentator says it was more clumsy than malicious and pretty much nothing else. No mention of him being lucky, it could even be a possible red or VAR might have a look.

Back in the studio and not one mention of it. Incredible. Shinnie got banned for 4 games against this same team for something completely innocuous!!!

Oh the hun cunt McCulloch did seem to suggest that Jensen didn't mean the overhead kick, although to his credit Michael Stewart corrected him

[NEM]

19 hours ago, The Hulk said:

This is him finally being pulled up for that cross in the 2017 cup final.

To give evidence against Kenny McLean for not checking his run?

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

An action against the company who supplied the moisturising cream for his "boat race".

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 hours ago, Dunty said:

RIP Spangles 😞

You are wrong, that picture is from the Scottish Cup final.

I was wrong, well spotted.👍

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Anyone spotted Jonny Hayes today getting led out of Mercatgate with a blanket over his head into an awaiting car?🤔

[sooth_stander]

Done. Not the required standard. Thank you and cheerio 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, sooth_stander said:

Done. Not the required standard. Thank you and cheerio 

Disagree.

When he comes on off the bench he always makes an impact. 

[starryfish]

3 minutes ago, sooth_stander said:

Done. Not the required standard. Thank you and cheerio 

Ryan Duncan must be stinking if he can’t get on ahead of Jonny 

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, starryfish said:

Ryan Duncan must be stinking if he can’t get on ahead of Jonny 

Yup... he is 

[sooth_stander]

4 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Disagree.

When he comes on off the bench he always makes an impact. 

In what way? 

[RDS]

2 minutes ago, starryfish said:

Ryan Duncan must be stinking if he can’t get on ahead of Jonny 

Playing a right winger at left wing back unlikely to have great results although Robson has tried

[King Street Loon]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Yup... he is 

I think it's harsh to criticise Duncan on his performances when he's a right sided attacking player and being asked to play LWB.

[Willo flood]

Dont know if this has already been covered but it’s absolutely mental that our only width is him and Devlin, both of which are very poor going forward.

Was Devlin a wing back at Livingston? If not it seems very strange that we have signed two out and out right backs then proceeded to build our whole team around a formation that relies heavily on wingbacks to provide any sort of width.

[sooth_stander]

4 minutes ago, Willo flood said:

Dont know if this has already been covered but it’s absolutely mental that our only width is him and Devlin, both of which are very poor going forward.

Was Devlin a wing back at Livingston? If not it seems very strange that we have signed two out and out right backs then proceeded to build our whole team around a formation that relies heavily on wingbacks to provide any sort of width.

Or Dadia? The lesser spotted? Isn’t he a supposed right wing back?

Devlin was probably happy to sign for us in the knowledge that he’d be played out of position, given he probably tripled his wages.

Hayes has been a magnificent player for Aberdeen for over 8 seasons now and if McGarry had remained fit, I don’t think we’d be seeing much of the Dubliner but it’s sad to see how much he’s regressed.

Stands to reason though, he’s 36, FFS. A return to ICT probably more in keeping with his current skillset