Rogue Traders - roofers

[Don Fonte]

Is there not a Rogue Trader on here? A charlatan of a fencer? Can't remember the details.

[manboobs109]

51 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Is there not a Rogue Trader on here? A charlatan of a fencer? Can't remember the details.

I did a bit fly tipping for a while a few years back, before it was frowned upon.

[Dad]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I did a bit fly tipping for a while a few years back, before it was frowned upon.

Dumping orbital CDs hopefully 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Dumping orbital CDs hopefully 

Get yourself to the Barras in May Dad. Best gig of the year I'll guarantee it.

[Red Clive 1995]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Either fed it to the pigs or dumped it in the river, I'd hazard. 

😂😂😂

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Is there not a Rogue Trader on here? A charlatan of a fencer? Can't remember the details.

you’re a bloody charlatan

 

homosex bachelor 

[Redforever86]

Used to chuck bits of asbestos into fires when I was a preteen. Used to go “pop” nae idea how it is fire resistant. 

[manboobs109]

I've no idea why we stopped using asbestos. A bloody good material for building. If stupid fuckers kept breathing it in it seems an over reaction to ban it. It'd be like banning superglue.

[Don Fonte]

59 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you’re a bloody charlatan

 

homosex bachelor 

Fancy putting up a pic of your wife and giving us all a laugh?

[Red Clive 1995]

Fencing is a tremendous job, our local fencing contractor stays in a mansion. Self made man. 
Made his money when the government was giving out livestock fencing grants along with hedging. 
All them grants have disappeared. That’s why you see so many roaming livestock in the summer. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

51 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Used to chuck bits of asbestos into fires when I was a preteen. Used to go “pop” nae idea how it is fire resistant. 

Before you went through the change?

[Bluto10]

23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fancy putting up a pic of your wife and giving us all a laugh?

settle down brad

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

37 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've no idea why we stopped using asbestos. A bloody good material for building. If stupid fuckers kept breathing it in it seems an over reaction to ban it. It'd be like banning superglue.

We.got a knock on the door at my Mother's hoose fae her old neighbour one day when the Council's contractors had discovered asbestos in oor loft after 43 years of the hoose (prefab) being constructed.

She asked for my Mother but she was oot at her Guild, so she asked me about my thoughts about the discovery, whilst alluding to her COPD and the "effect" the asbestos would have on her.

I said to her "I could not give two fucks about the asbestos. Oh and by the way, you smoke 40/50 fags a day, and you've been living in the hoose for 25 odd years. It's nae gan to have ony effect on you, for little that there is".

A smile was had and conversation ended, and she quietly fucked off.

(The contractor got rid of the asbestos fae the loft but dumped my box stapped full of AFC fitba' programmes and match ticket stubs as allegedly the box they were in was contaminated. Fucking bollocks.)🤬

 

[G31DON]

Our adjoining neighbour got some absolute cowboys in to sort a leak in his roof. They fibreglassed over our over flow pipe and flooded our house.

They knew our kids in the house were both under 4 years old, but they were happy to do about the shitest job possible.

[Dad]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Get yourself to the Barras in May Dad. Best gig of the year I'll guarantee it.

See you there son 👍

 

It's no bother with orbital btw, it's just your close-minded attitude towards music is all 🤚 

 

'4 CDs - that's all I need ' 

 

Fat mess 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, Dad said:

See you there son 👍

 

It's no bother with orbital btw, it's just your close-minded attitude towards music is all 🤚 

 

'4 CDs - that's all I need ' 

 

Fat mess 

That is an unfair depiction pops. I like The Prodigy as well.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Before you went through the change?

No preteen refers to a child of age just before thirteen, normally 10-12. 
 

You fucking creep.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

No preteen refers to a child of age just before thirteen, normally 10-12. 
 

You fucking creep.

😄😄

Thanks for giving me a lesson again. I never knew what the term "preteen" meant until you imparted your knowledge.👍

Now, go on and Z your tills, there's a good boy. 

[Redforever86]

51 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

😄😄

Thanks for giving me a lesson again. I never knew what the term "preteen" meant until you imparted your knowledge.👍

Now, go on and Z your tills, there's a good boy. 

I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. 

^ Guess who's had a skin full. 

[Don Fonte]

35 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Guess who's had a skin full. 

#Maryhillcanz 

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

#Maryhillcanz 

^ Babychams

[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. 

Getting slated for your job by somebody who canna hold one down. Alanis Morrissette.

[RAZOR]

9 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. 

Peak Offspring.

[Red Clive 1995]

14 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I did a bit fly tipping for a while a few years back, before it was frowned upon.

Just seen this, if I caught you in the act, I’d take my chainsaw to your motor and then get my neighbours forklift and ‘fuck up’ your motor. Like this

 

Utter cretins litter the beautiful countryside, keep your minkiness to city’s and large towns (Banchory) 

[milne_afc]

I’ve never understood why people think countryside is beautiful. Just naturally occurring landscapes. A tree lined riverbank with vehicular access is the ideal place to burn a mattress/sofa. The remnants of torched foam acts as a great fertiliser.

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

Just seen this, if I caught you in the act, I’d take my chainsaw to your motor and then get my neighbours forklift and ‘fuck up’ your motor. Like this

 

Utter cretins litter the beautiful countryside, keep your minkiness to city’s and large towns (Banchory) 

Does this also apply to top reds?

[Red Clive 1995]

5 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Does this also apply to top reds?

If they litter the countryside. Yes. 

[dave_min]

31 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

If they litter the countryside. Yes. 

Not littering. Just planting some asbestos in one of your fields.

[Red Clive 1995]

6 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Not littering. Just planting some asbestos in one of your fields.

I don’t have any grun (yet). 
Man boobs was on about fly tipping.