manboobs109 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: I’ve never understood why people think countryside is beautiful. Just naturally occurring landscapes. A tree lined riverbank with vehicular access is the ideal place to burn a mattress/sofa. The remnants of torched foam acts as a great fertiliser. Aye people get awfy excited about some bricks and old plasterboard getting dumped in a lay by. The council cleans it up eventually anyway. 1 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 hours ago, milne_afc said: I’ve never understood why people think countryside is beautiful. Just naturally occurring landscapes. A tree lined riverbank with vehicular access is the ideal place to burn a mattress/sofa. The remnants of torched foam acts as a great fertiliser. What a grade A moron. Don’t you have glue to sniff? Mother natures creations can’t be rivalled, just bloody leave them alone if you can’t look after them! 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 45 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Aye people get awfy excited about some bricks and old plasterboard getting dumped in a lay by. The council cleans it up eventually anyway. Or the local laird has to do it at considerable cost and time! Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 7 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Or the local laird has to do it at considerable cost and time! How long are you keeping this charade up for? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 10 minutes ago, Poodler said: How long are you keeping this charade up for? What charade, being against fly tipping? My whole life. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 In December I went up to the loft to get the Xmas decs down, only to realise that there was a leak in the roof. I called a roofer, and when he came around to inspect the damage, I noticed he was wearing a pair of brown leather shoes. A bit perplexed by his choice of footwear, I said "I hope you know what you're doing lad". He gave out a hearty chuckle, and responded "Don't worry big man. I'm not a brogue trader!" We shared a laugh and then went our separate ways. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 8 minutes ago, JumboJET said: In December I went up to the loft to get the Xmas decs down, only to realise that there was a leak in the roof. I called a roofer, and when he came around to inspect the damage, I noticed he was wearing a pair of brown leather shoes. A bit perplexed by his choice of footwear, I said "I hope you know what you're doing lad". He gave out a hearty chuckle, and responded "Don't worry big man. I'm not a brogue trader!" We shared a laugh and then went our separate ways. aye, but he fix your leak? Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 12 minutes ago, sigh said: aye, but he fix your leak? He made soup with it. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 21 minutes ago, sigh said: aye, but he fix your leak? No. We shared a laugh and then went our separate ways. (I haven't spoke to him since and likely never will again) Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 15 hours ago, Redforever86 said: I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation. I may not even stop there either.👊 I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 2 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation. I may not even stop there either.👊 I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 😂 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation. I may not even stop there either.👊 I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. Ignore him MAD, he just can't handle his liquor. Turns into a right meanie. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Ignore him MAD, he just can't handle his liquor. Turns into a right meanie. Whether it his him conversing under the influence of juice, drugs, or sobriety, he is a fucking rat that needs taught a lesson in life. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I dont like to tell tales MAD but just got a WhatsApp from RF saying he’d “Knock you the fuck out and then do the ‘Ali shuffle’ “. Its not right. Hilarious. Link to comment
dave_min Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 23 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Whether it his him conversing under the influence of juice, drugs, or sobriety, he is a fucking rat that needs taught a lesson in life. Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life. If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I dont like to tell tales MAD but just got a WhatsApp from RF saying he’d “Knock you the fuck out and then do the ‘Ali shuffle’ “. Its not 😄 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 18 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^ No wonder you’re alway getting sacked ^Makes no sense at all. Link to comment
redone Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 56 minutes ago, dave_min said: Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life. If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday. Sounds like a euphemism for gaylords hooking up. 40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: All downhill from there. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, dave_min said: Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life. Not including @Tommy 😁 Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 9 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Not including @Tommy 😁 Prick. 😜 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 hours ago, dave_min said: Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life. If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday. I've got no issue with mad but the only person who is allowed to call me good boy is a high class dominatrix. I was pished as fuck too. I'd buy anyone on here (apart fae Clydeside) a pint.* *copy right the white goods in the sky. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 hours ago, dave_min said: Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life. If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday. I like your sentiment, Dave_min, but it's hard enough for me going around a supermarket without slaloming down a ski piste.😄 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: MAD got ‘Employee of the month’ in April 1998. Photo at the business entrance and everything. All downhill from there. Too early for me to get Employee of the Month award in April 1998 min, as I only started the job I was appointed to do back then on 16/03/98. It's plateaued since then more like. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Too early for me to get Employee of the Month award in April 1998 min, as I only started the job I was appointed to do back then on 16/03/98. It's plateaued since then more like. You ever been investigated for sexual harassment (towards a female) in the workplace MAD min? 3 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Sometimes the claims will be false. TBARUT Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You ever been investigated for sexual harassment (towards a female) in the workplace MAD min? No min. I have had to face a number of disciplinary panels during my working life but nae for sexual harassment. For the pitiful shite I've been put in front of the bosses for, I wish I had committed a consensual sexual act with a fine-looking, big-breasted female colleague, who then cried rape and then made a claim of sexual harassment against me. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: No min. I have had to face a number of disciplinary panels during my working life but nae for sexual harassment. For the pitiful shite I've been put in front of the bosses for, I wish I had committed a consensual sexual act with a fine-looking, big-breasted female colleague, who then cried rape and then made a claim of sexual harassment against me. What was the most outrageous claim you were in front of the panel for? Gone are the days when big breasted females enjoyed being wolf whistled or having their arse slapped. A real shame, it's a compliment if anything. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: What was the most outrageous claim you were in front of the panel for? Gone are the days when big breasted females enjoyed being wolf whistled or having their arse slapped. A real shame, it's a compliment if anything. It is a real shame them days have been consigned to folklore, due to the awful, artificial culture we live in. I was summoned by one of my employers to attend a disciplinary proceeding as a consequence of me being too honest and admitting I had cashed in personal cheques (the guaranteed-to-clear variety) for lucre from the shop's takings without getting the requisite consent fae my bosses. No money/takings were siphoned nor books cooked for personal gain as the tills and accounts were spot on but I did wrong. A final written warning was had (and deserved) at the end of the disciplinary. There are plenty of other cases. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Good topic (unless already been done) Have you ever been sacked/disciplined at work Could be a few good stories if people were honest. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 I tried to super glue (never set in time) a colleagues mobile phone to his locker once. Not malicious just a laugh. Link to comment
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