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1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

I’ve never understood why people think countryside is beautiful. Just naturally occurring landscapes. A tree lined riverbank with vehicular access is the ideal place to burn a mattress/sofa. The remnants of torched foam acts as a great fertiliser.

Aye people get awfy excited about some bricks and old plasterboard getting dumped in a lay by. The council cleans it up eventually anyway.

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2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

I’ve never understood why people think countryside is beautiful. Just naturally occurring landscapes. A tree lined riverbank with vehicular access is the ideal place to burn a mattress/sofa. The remnants of torched foam acts as a great fertiliser.

What a grade A moron. Don’t you have glue to sniff?

Mother natures creations can’t be rivalled, just bloody leave them alone if you can’t look after them! 

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48 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye people get awfy excited about some bricks and old plasterboard getting dumped in a lay by. The council cleans it up eventually anyway.

Some cunt asking what you’re doing say..

‘It’s none of your bloody Bu…..idling waste’ 

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In December I went up to the loft to get the Xmas decs down, only to realise that there was a leak in the roof.

I called a roofer, and when he came around to inspect the damage, I noticed he was wearing a pair of brown leather shoes.

A bit perplexed by his choice of footwear, I said "I hope you know what you're doing lad".

He gave out a hearty chuckle, and responded "Don't worry big man. I'm not a brogue trader!"

We shared a laugh and then went our separate ways.

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8 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

In December I went up to the loft to get the Xmas decs down, only to realise that there was a leak in the roof.

I called a roofer, and when he came around to inspect the damage, I noticed he was wearing a pair of brown leather shoes.

A bit perplexed by his choice of footwear, I said "I hope you know what you're doing lad".

He gave out a hearty chuckle, and responded "Don't worry big man. I'm not a brogue trader!"

We shared a laugh and then went our separate ways.

aye, but he fix your leak?

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15 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I have 6 months holidays mate, why don’t you get a job. 

We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. 

If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation.

I may not even stop there either.👊

I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 

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2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. 

If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation.

I may not even stop there either.👊

I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 

😂

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1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. 

If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation.

I may not even stop there either.👊

I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 

Ignore him MAD, he just can't handle his liquor. Turns into a right meanie.

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6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. 

If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation.

I may not even stop there either.👊

I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 

Get him telt, MAD. 

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23 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Whether it his him conversing under the influence of juice, drugs, or sobriety, he is a fucking rat that needs taught a lesson in life.

Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life.
 

If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday.

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43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

We'll have to meet up one day, so you can say that to my face as you enjoy incessantly referring to me being unemployed. 

If you are brave enough to do so like you are behind a keyboard, you'll be off work for a considerably long time due to incapacitation.

I may not even stop there either.👊

I am truly fucking sick of folk taking great delight in my unself-inflicted predicament. I really am at the end of my fucking tether. 

^ No wonder you’re alway getting sacked 

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56 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life.
 

If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday.

Sounds like a euphemism for gaylords hooking up.

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

All downhill from there. 

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2 hours ago, dave_min said:

Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life.
 

If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday.

I've got no issue with mad but the only person who is allowed to call me good boy is a high class dominatrix. I was pished as fuck too. 

 

I'd buy anyone on here (apart fae Clydeside) a pint.* 

 

*copy right the white goods in the sky. 

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2 hours ago, dave_min said:

Like every other cunt on here, he’s sound enough in real life.
 

If you ever bumped into eachother it wouldn’t take more than a couple pints for you two to set up your own asbestos removal firm or arrange an Austrian Skiing holiday.

I like your sentiment, Dave_min, but it's hard enough for me going around a supermarket without slaloming down a ski piste.😄

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