reekie_dock Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Cunts that take buses... 1 Link to comment
scoutman70 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Cunts who don't have their fare ready when they get on a bus.Get on bus and start rummling about in their pocket, bag or purse for the fare.Have it ready you cunts.You probably get the bus every day and know how much it costs.Have it ready.Is this you? http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6U Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Is this you?http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6UStar of local thriller One Day Removals. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Cross it off Pie. With a name like Hairypie I just know you are not a queer, Norwegian or a teenage bird. Trying to explain things like Hairy Pies, bushy Minges or floppy mango's to Norwegian's is fucking torture. But give them five free minutes with Snapchat and they are all excited showing you them with the dog tongue hanging out or them crying rainbow colour tears. Its a good gauge. If Norwegian's like it steer well clear.If they look at you blankly after a funny story, it is probably comedy gold, you've just wasted it on the wrong audience.Norwegians, per se, simply do not understand sarcasm. Nor can they handle drink, at all. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Scandinavia in general is a bit rubbish Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Aye alcoholismIs rife. And homelessness. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Is this you? http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6UMagic.I echo his sentiments. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 When people spell 'does' as 'dose'. I see it so frequently that it's not just a typo. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 A lack of education is a pet hate of mine Nae excuse coming from the uk and being thick as pigs hit when folk from bongo land with fuck all can still get an education Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 When people spell 'does' as 'dose'. I see it so frequently that it's not just a typo. Easier explaining to your bird that you caught a does while she was away though. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Have you been following me? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Have you been following me?No. I'm out of the country. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 the use of the word 'smash' Other than actually meaning to smash something up - like a car.Harsh on the metal tattie aliens that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 the use of the word 'smash' Other than actually meaning to smash something up - like a car.That's cause young people today are shit. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 People using "could of" when they mean "could've" and in any event should say "could have". 2 Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 A lack of education is a pet hate of mine Nae excuse coming from the uk and being thick as pigs hit when folk from bongo land with fuck all can still get an education Ahen brother. Best education in the world yet some of them end up washing dishes in a Dutch restaurant, it's a travesty. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Your "banter" is utterly appalling 1 1 Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Folk that pretty much babble their life story when you need a straight concise answer from them, lookin for a boy in the warehouse the other day, canna find him. Ask one of the workers, you seen this boy? Got a pile of pish about fuck knows what, none of it useful instead of a straight yes or no answer. Fucks sake. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Harsh on the metal tattie aliens that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU Never realised it was made by Cadbury's. Obviously they should have stuck with chocolate because Smash was fucking stinkin. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Never realised it was made by Cadbury's. Obviously they should have stuck with chocolate because Smash was fucking stinkin. why would you ever buy "instant mashed potatoes", thinking they would be anything other than stinking? Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Yahoo Mail - Cannae fkn load my emails but can still bombard me with adverts Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Folk who book tables at a restaurant, then drop numbers from 9 to 3, then ask if that's ok? Yes that's brilliant, thanks so much Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 why would you ever buy "instant mashed potatoes", thinking they would be anything other than stinking? Good point. Well made. Going into space must be shite given the menu you would have to eat? As a kid wanted to be an astronaut until I realised the food would be stinkin. Link to comment
Iraq_Red Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 When you're at a junction wanting to join on to a dual carriageway and both lanes are clear, apart from the one car that is in the inside lane that doesn't pull over to the outside,even though they can see you are trying to join Link to comment
pwtredz Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 international week..waste of a weekend Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Folk walking along the street who make no effort to move over even slightly when there's no room to move. Wookie pavement rage isn't nice, so move Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 A common peeve with many Im sure - bad parking. Just bringing this up so I have an excuse to post this picture I took this evening: Had a go - hes managed the perfect position to take up three spaces with his piece of shit mess of a car. Fucking absolute cunt.Where's that?? Looks familiar, and no one looks like they can park Link to comment
tup Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Wherever it is it looks grim. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Shawlands. Loads of pubs round about there but loads of dodgy fuckers as well. Lived in Pollokshields. I liked it. Didn't have a car at the time, right enough. Link to comment
BWG Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 My uncle used to stay on Copeland Road. Not only was it a shithole but the hunnery was off the charts. Link to comment
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