Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

Jobsworths.

Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.

You. Are. Mental.

[Bluto10]

Do your shopping online. Going to the supermarket is for peasants.

Shopping is for minks.

 

Cunts who fly to NYC for shopping.

 

Yeah, cause there's nothing better there. Thick as pig shit minks.

[donsdaft]

Bluto min, I tend to agree with you.

 

Food shopping is a bitty different though.

 

The supermarkets won the war in the UK years ago, there's nowhere else to go.

 

 

As for the consumer junkies...fuck them.

[Poodler]

You. Are. Mental.

And you are alone.

[Bluto10]

And you are alone.

Correct. Give yourself a facial.

 

For the next couple of hours I am.

[Chewie37]

Do your shopping online. Going to the supermarket is for peasants.

Fuck that, I'm not letting some fud choose my food, then give me an 'alternative' to something that's out of stock

[BWG]

Fuck that, I'm not letting some fud choose my food, then give me an 'alternative' to something that's out of stock

Fit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco?

[Jigot]

Jobsworths.

 

Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.

You're lucky, the lazy bastards dinnae open oor copie tae 7 and even then then there's nae cunt on the till because they're all oot the back door, having the first, of whit must be, hunners o' fags, of their working day

[Chewie37]

Fit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco?

How did you know it was Asda? You been following me round Leith again??

[The Boofon]

Fit the fuck is a Wookie buying from Asda anyway? Chewing tobacco?

 

 

It used to be small wookie burgers but he always finds them a little chewy.

[daytripping]

Grown men with collars up on a polo shirt, you're nae fucking Elvis, it isn't a cool look you fermer dweebs, it's what 15 year olds do at school.

 

I mentioned elsewhere but half and half scarfs, just fuck off and die.

[Quagmire]

Comments on the Evening Express FB page, "Oh, look Chez, Aberdeen are doing flights to Marbs, when we booking xxx", "Lana this was the restaurant we ate in last week bbz xx"

 

Die.

[Poodler]

When folk say 'you've had enough'

 

I'll decide.

[reekie_dock]

When folk say 'you've had enough'

 

I'll decide.

When folk drink whiskey and canna handle it say I'll decide when Iv had enough....

[Poodler]

When folk drink whiskey and canna handle it say I'll decide when Iv had enough....

I handle it fine. you should try it, it might put some hairs on your chest

[Chewie37]

Fucking snapchat!!!

[reekie_dock]

Fucking snapchat!!!

come on then gee me your reasons for hating snap chat?

[ebbe]

Snap chat is balls like, one momentary lapse in concentration in the company of poltises can lead to a world of trouble.

[Chewie37]

come on then gee me your reasons for hating snap chat?

It's shite

[Chewie37]

Sorry, unless taking a selfie and giving yourself rainbow vomit, dog ears and a cartoon tongue or flowers and a photoshopped looking face are your thing..........which makes you a cunt. Just my own personal viewpoint

[Dynamo]

Chewie has snapchat. How can you get annoyed at it otherwise.

[HairyPie]

Its for teenage girls, queers and Scandinavians.

I'll cross that one off the list too then!

[Poodler]

Folk that flash their lights behind you letting you know when they think it's acceptable to overtake the slow cunt in front. I'll decide, and prolong it to annoy you :D

[Bluto10]

Folk that hold parking spots in public car parks

[Dynamo]

This thread should just say People.

We hate people.

They're cunts.

[manboobs109]

Tractors, no danger they should be allowed on the road. Fucking loads of them round my way.

[Bluto10]

Dogs on (busy) beaches.

 

I don't want your stinking wet dog near me and my food, now fuck off.

[Pudgie]

Dogs on (busy) beaches.

 

I don't want your stinking wet dog near me and my food, now fuck off.

People that moan about dogs in public spaces.

[Bluto10]

There's. Reason dogs are normally banned on beaches at certain times of the year pudg min.

 

No other cunt want them there except their owner

[Bluto10]

Nothing wrong with dogs.

 

But saw them out of control annoying folk the other day.

Folk eating food, folk with little children.

And the dogs steamin in, shaking off its water and chucking up sand.

Why would you as an owner think other folk want your dog doing that??

 

Keep them on a lead, unless it's mid winter.