Pet Hates

[ebbe]

Dogs on (busy) beaches.

I don't want your stinking wet dog near me and my food, now fuck off.

I imagine the good people of the Netherlands feel the same when you swan into a cafe half jake't.

[Pudgie]

Chuck me on a beach with dogs to play with any day of the week (ideally a sunny one). As long as the cunts can behave. Someone chasing after their wee rat yapping at folk is just an annoyance and their owners should be booted in the balls/minge for thinking that's ok.

[Dynamo]

Dogs are good crack. Better than most people, especially on beaches.

[Pudgie]

Nothing wrong with dogs.

 

But saw them out of control annoying folk the other day.

Folk eating food, folk with little children.

And the dogs steamin in, shaking off its water and chucking up sand.

Why would you as an owner think other folk want your dog doing that??

 

Keep them on a lead, unless it's mid winter.

Answered you without even seeing your post. There's no reason your dog should be steaming in about people that are eating or just wanting to mind their own business. If you can't keep your dog from doing that, you're right. Bang it on an extendable lead and on you go.

[Bluto10]

Aye but it's part of the family n that blah blah.

 

Point is pudger most folk dinna think like that, and that's the problem.

[Poodler]

Aye but it's part of the family n that blah blah.

 

Point is pudger most folk dinna think like that, and that's the problem.

It's unfair to keep them locked up too long...unlike the real Nelson

[Pudgie]

Aye but it's part of the family n that blah blah.

 

Point is pudger most folk dinna think like that, and that's the problem.

Aye. I've seen some affa states out with mutts. It's just incredible that these folk think their behaviour is ok. Same goes for people with kids actually. Having something to control just highlights arsehole's behaviour. Fuck em!

[Bluto10]

Aye agreed

 

Getting protective over 'stuff' brings out the worst in golk

[reekie_dock]

I suppose it depends on what calibre oh pals you have wether or not snapchat is any use.

 

Yer mates sending you snapchats or hookers getting bult in Vegas Hotel rooms is always a winner.

[alscotoz]

Aye. I've seen some affa states out with mutts. It's just incredible that these folk think their behaviour is ok. Same goes for people with kids actually. Having something to control just highlights arsehole's behaviour. Fuck em!

 

Even more inexcusable with kids. Parents today?

[Chewie37]

Chewie has snapchat. How can you get annoyed at it otherwise.

 

 

It's on my phone but I don't use it (couple of girls I know send some nice pics on it from time to time) in the pub on Friday a couple of the girls there kept taking selfies doing all the stupid shite with it. Pain in the hoop

[Poodler]

It's on my phone but I don't use it (couple of girls I know send some nice pics on it from time to time) in the pub on Friday a couple of the girls there kept taking selfies doing all the stupid shite with it. Pain in the hoop

 

Good early doors on a sunday morning before the tarts wake up and delete all the toilet videos and paps. I work with some sound birds

[Bluto10]

Do you bang all your colleagues at lunch poodley min?

 

And 11ses.

And smoke breaks.

 

You're like afc chats pat mustard.

[ab24_5qh]

Slow petrol pumps. The pumps at my local garage seem to be powered by asthmatic hamsters.

[Poodler]

Do you bang all your colleagues at lunch poodley min?

 

And 11ses.

And smoke breaks.

 

You're like afc chats pat mustard.

Pat Mustard, +1.

[tommo1903]

 

Good early doors on a sunday morning before the tarts wake up and delete all the toilet videos and paps. I work with some sound birds

 

I didn't know you could delete stuff on snapchat stories.

 

That could have saved me some bother.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

If Norwegian's like it steer well clear.

 

 

While this is well observed, it comes from a man who likes to watch Strømsgodset.

[Bluto10]

aye, gay as fuck

[The Boofon]

Only been twice Brian while working in the fine town of Drammen.

 

Anyway a true pet hate I've just found.

 

Folk that make a huge point of standing still if a wasp is near, then after 5 minutes of looking like a mongol ventriloquist dummy while a wasp climbed up their nostril then claim a huge victory and moral high ground over anyone who tells them a quick 1 second hand swat would have taken care of business.

 

I've just witnessed this twice recently and now I've told the missus I'm not socializing with this family ever again.

Wasps. Fucking arseholes. Hate the cunts.

[looksgoodinred]

But are you a swiper or Ventriloquist dummy in their presence?

 

I've no shame in being an extravagant karate chopper of wasps.

 

no karate chops. just a swift whack with a rolled up magazine or a sandal.

[The Boofon]

But are you a swiper or Ventriloquist dummy in their presence?

 

I've no shame in being an extravagant karate chopper of wasps.

Running away is normally my tactic.

[BrianFaePerth]

Running away is normally my tactic.

 

The bastards would never get you in a cupboard.

[Chewie37]

But are you a swiper or Ventriloquist dummy in their presence?

I've no shame in being an extravagant karate chopper of wasps.

Chop wasps and crush them tae fuck!!!! Apparently they give off some odour when they die to attract more to avenge their death bring them on. My school diary was used for killing wasps at break!!!

[daytripping]

People who wear tracksuit bottoms casually are auto-hate. Its a very good point.

 

I agree though don't have an issue if people use them as lounge wear only, I kick about the house in shorts usually but wouldn't wear them anywhere outwith the local shop.

[Tyzo_1903]

Folk who stand in the way in front of the sandwich bit at a tesco or asda at lunchtime and take forever to decide what they're getting, blocking abdy else off and wasting precious minutes in my lunch break. HURRY UP MIN!

[King Street Loon]

Folk who stand in the way in front of the sandwich bit at a tesco or asda at lunchtime and take forever to decide what they're getting, blocking abdy else off and wasting precious minutes in my lunch break. HURRY UP MIN!

You should just do what I do and barge in front of them.

No time for time wasters during my lunch break.

[Pash]

I've seen in creeping in more and more at football. It's strange.

 

Seen people in the supermarket doing their weekly shopping in them.

 

Minks.

[Bluto10]

We're gettin old Berty min.

 

[RAZOR]

Tom Gayley. Total bender like.

 

Hope he slips on the board and a Yank wins.

[tommo1903]

People passing off a friend of a friend's recollection of an incident as if it were the truth on an internet forum, then sticking by it even though there are eyewitnesses to the contrary.

 

Makes the person look like a fool.