Pet Hates

[reekie_dock]

Cunts that take buses...

[scoutman70]

Cunts who don't have their fare ready when they get on a bus.

Get on bus and start rummling about in their pocket, bag or purse for the fare.

Have it ready you cunts.

You probably get the bus every day and know how much it costs.

Have it ready.

Is this you?

 

http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6U

[RAZOR]

Is this you?http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6U

Star of local thriller One Day Removals.

[E-P-K]

Cross it off Pie.

 

With a name like Hairypie I just know you are not a queer, Norwegian or a teenage bird.

 

Trying to explain things like Hairy Pies, bushy Minges or floppy mango's to Norwegian's is fucking torture. But give them five free minutes with Snapchat and they are all excited showing you them with the dog tongue hanging out or them crying rainbow colour tears.

 

Its a good gauge. If Norwegian's like it steer well clear.

If they look at you blankly after a funny story, it is probably comedy gold, you've just wasted it on the wrong audience.

Norwegians, per se, simply do not understand sarcasm. Nor can they handle drink, at all.

[Bluto10]

Scandinavia in general is a bit rubbish

[Bluto10]

Aye alcoholism

Is rife. And homelessness.

[King Street Loon]

Is this you?

 

http://youtu.be/AdzhJbLhD6U

Magic.

I echo his sentiments.

[Poodler]

When people spell 'does' as 'dose'. I see it so frequently that it's not just a typo.

[Bluto10]

A lack of education is a pet hate of mine

 

Nae excuse coming from the uk and being thick as pigs hit when folk from bongo land with fuck all can still get an education

[The Boofon]

When people spell 'does' as 'dose'. I see it so frequently that it's not just a typo.

 

 

Easier explaining to your bird that you caught a does while she was away though.

[Poodler]

Have you been following me?

[The Boofon]

Have you been following me?

No. I'm out of the country.

[The Boofon]

the use of the word 'smash'

 

Other than actually meaning to smash something up - like a car.

Harsh on the metal tattie aliens that one.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU

[Bluto10]

the use of the word 'smash'

Other than actually meaning to smash something up - like a car.

That's cause young people today are shit.

[johnstrac]

People using "could of" when they mean "could've" and in any event should say "could have".

[dave_min]

A lack of education is a pet hate of mine

 

Nae excuse coming from the uk and being thick as pigs hit when folk from bongo land with fuck all can still get an education

 

Ahen brother.

 

Best education in the world yet some of them end up washing dishes in a Dutch restaurant, it's a travesty.

[Bluto10]

Your "banter" is utterly appalling

[granite sheep]

Folk that pretty much babble their life story when you need a straight concise answer from them, lookin for a boy in the warehouse the other day, canna find him. Ask one of the workers, you seen this boy? Got a pile of pish about fuck knows what, none of it useful instead of a straight yes or no answer. Fucks sake.

[alscotoz]

Harsh on the metal tattie aliens that one.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7LxFgjnBdU

 

Never realised it was made by Cadbury's. Obviously they should have stuck with chocolate because Smash was fucking stinkin.

[looksgoodinred]

 

Never realised it was made by Cadbury's. Obviously they should have stuck with chocolate because Smash was fucking stinkin.

 

why would you ever buy "instant mashed potatoes", thinking they would be anything other than stinking?

 

[Robbie Winters]

Yahoo Mail - Cannae fkn load my emails but can still bombard me with adverts

[Chewie37]

Folk who book tables at a restaurant, then drop numbers from 9 to 3, then ask if that's ok? Yes that's brilliant, thanks so much

[alscotoz]

 

why would you ever buy "instant mashed potatoes", thinking they would be anything other than stinking?

 

 

Good point. Well made. Going into space must be shite given the menu you would have to eat?

 

As a kid wanted to be an astronaut until I realised the food would be stinkin.

[Iraq_Red]

When you're at a junction wanting to join on to a dual carriageway and both lanes are clear, apart from the one car that is in the inside lane that doesn't pull over to the outside,even though they can see you are trying to join

[pwtredz]

international week..

waste of a weekend

[Chewie37]

Folk walking along the street who make no effort to move over even slightly when there's no room to move. Wookie pavement rage isn't nice, so move

[Chewie37]

A common peeve with many Im sure - bad parking. Just bringing this up so I have an excuse to post this picture I took this evening:

 

 

Had a go - hes managed the perfect position to take up three spaces with his piece of shit mess of a car. Fucking absolute cunt.

Where's that?? Looks familiar, and no one looks like they can park

[tup]

Wherever it is it looks grim.

[alscotoz]

 

Shawlands. Loads of pubs round about there but loads of dodgy fuckers as well.

 

Lived in Pollokshields. I liked it.

 

Didn't have a car at the time, right enough.

[BWG]

My uncle used to stay on Copeland Road. Not only was it a shithole but the hunnery was off the charts.