Pet Hates

[reekie_dock]

Haha, I'm more suited to Uncle status!!

Aye creepy Peado Uncle

[looksgoodinred]

Quit your greetin and clean out the gutters.

 

jeezus you're a hard ass, Dad

[RAZOR]

Folk who still use the 'if Carlsberg did 'insert something shit' ' tag line

 

Carlsberg is fucking pish water.

 

Fuck them.

[tup]

 

Well you insist on buggering about with cameras and drawing like a stupid hippy - get a real fucking job you wee prick.

 

Exactly. Photography is gay.

 

And also obsolete since the camera phone came along. Any cunt can take a photo now.

[Chewie37]

Aye creepy Peado Uncle

'come into the bathroom and help me get the hair out of the drain young fella', quips chewie, 'a 2 man job it is!'

Next thing you know, furry hand right up the poor wee tyke.

I'm no Celtic coach you cunts

[The Boofon]

Aye creepy Peado Uncle

I'm surprised you're commenting on dad discussions.

[RAZOR]

Father of the Year for this years Hat Awards?

 

Reekie would be in with a shout surely...

[RAZOR]

@@Dad would be an outside favourite

[rumpus]

 

Exactly. Photography is gay.

 

And also obsolete since the camera phone came along. Any cunt can take a photo now.

 

 

Any person who has a bit of pride in their appearance while on holiday uses a camera, a marked difference in quality. I myself sport a beautiful Canon with various lenses.

 

People that wander around taking photos with their ipads, now that's ridiculous.

[tup]

Aye they should need permission to publish any photos.

[donsdaft]

in particular, bastard wardens taking photo's of my car.

 

It's my car, get written permission from me to take photo's of it or fuck off.

 

 

(Actually, it's my wife's car. mine fell to bits because I "didn't look after it")

[BWG]

Camera phones are used by rampant homos taking selfies and taking photographic evidence of people out enjoying themselves that can lead to divorce threats.

 

I mean if you're going to get blowjobs form toothless hoors in the middle of Union street you're probably bringing that on yourself Cheesepipes. I don't care because I'm a liberal guy, but I can see why less enlightened people might take a picture of you with your keeks doon doing the vinegar strokes.

[Chewie37]

in particular, bastard wardens taking photo's of my car.

 

It's my car, get written permission from me to take photo's of it or fuck off.

 

 

(Actually, it's my wife's car. mine fell to bits because I "didn't look after it")

Read a beauty that if you park your car and put a cover on it, traffic wardens can't remove it without your permission, so they can't give you a ticket??

[donsdaft]

What if you just cover up your registration plates?

 

Worth thinking about.

[Chewie37]

Possibly , but you might find the bomb squad blowing up what would look like a suspect package.

 

Ace, I could get a new car then

[Jigot]

Tell them it was a Bugatti they blew up and get a new hoose in a posh bit of Aberdeen, Torrie sounds nice.

[elephantstone78]

Loud schoolies on trains

This.

Especially when they bang the window ur sitting at daydreaming when they alight causing u to shit urself much to the merriment of their pals. Quite funny when it happens to someone else though. Cheeky rascals.

[Chewie37]

Tell them it was a Bugatti they blew up and get a new hoose in a posh bit of Aberdeen, Torrie sounds nice.

I already sold my Torry mansion last year......

[Jigot]

I already sold my Torry mansion last year......

Ah thought TORRY was full of town houses and maisonettes with the odd Mews added for ambience.

[Chewie37]

Ah thought TORRY was full of town houses and maisonettes with the odd Mews added for ambience.

Haha there are a few nice houses there, I had a ground floor flat near the boat clubs (and prison) it's now pretty much New Poland I think. It's sort of like Craigmillar, but nicer......

[Jigot]

To tell ye the truth Chewie neebs, Ah ken as much about Embra as Ah do aboot Aberdeen. Through work, Ah ken ma way about the weege better, the badlands, that is.

Used to go fer an odd night intae the Toun but it was a cunt tae get hame fae, so we used to go to a different wee touns miners club. Cheap drink and hoachin.

Close season, it was anywhere, yin day some cunt asked where are we gaun the nicht? Some ither cunt said Aviemore, o off we went. 18 o' us got lifted on the Sunday morning but the shit that went on (nae violence, jist daftness) made it worthwhile

[Poodler]

To tell ye the truth Chewie neebs, Ah ken as much about Embra as Ah do aboot Aberdeen. Through work, Ah ken ma way about the weege better, the badlands, that is.

Used to go fer an odd night intae the Toun but it was a cunt tae get hame fae, so we used to go to a different wee touns miners club. Cheap drink and hoachin.

Close season, it was anywhere, yin day some cunt asked where are we gaun the nicht? Some ither cunt said Aviemore, o off we went. 18 o' us got lifted on the Sunday morning but the shit that went on (nae violence, jist daftness) made it worthwhile

 

 

To me, that reads like -

 

[Chewie37]

To tell ye the truth Chewie neebs, Ah ken as much about Embra as Ah do aboot Aberdeen. Through work, Ah ken ma way about the weege better, the badlands, that is.

Used to go fer an odd night intae the Toun but it was a cunt tae get hame fae, so we used to go to a different wee touns miners club. Cheap drink and hoachin.

Close season, it was anywhere, yin day some cunt asked where are we gaun the nicht? Some ither cunt said Aviemore, o off we went. 18 o' us got lifted on the Sunday morning but the shit that went on (nae violence, jist daftness) made it worthwhile

Haha nice! Aviemore is always a random night!!

[Jigot]

The Red MacGregor.

It was tribal as fuck where Ah come fae, wee toun every 2 or 3 mile. Not as bad as it was, dinnae ken for sure,as Ah'm 20 mins fae Tynie noo.

[Poodler]

Jobsworths.

 

Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.

[Pudgie]

Jobsworths.

 

Woman in Co-op threatened to phone the dibble today over me taking my bike into the store at 6am and the argument escalated. Prove I'm not allowed my bike in here. fud.

That's no way to speak about a lady!

 

 

 

Does your ride nae hae a name?

[donsdaft]

Weegie accents

particularly female weegie accents

[Iraq_Red]

People is supermarkets who leave their trolley in the middle of the isle or leave it sticking out whilst looking at the shelfs

[Chewie37]

People is supermarkets who leave their trolley in the middle of the isle or leave it sticking out whilst looking at the shelfs

That and the fat family who walk as slowly as possible taking up the whole aisle, while probably eating food they havent paid for!!

[BWG]

Do your shopping online. Going to the supermarket is for peasants.