reekie_dock Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Its best to have movie star guns if you get tatts and skulls n snakes n shit trump yer sands of time and religious pish every time. Arms like super noodles and a worse sexual Curriculum Vitae than Minijc doesn't work.Ha ha ha ha Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Sounds like it wouldve been a classy pieceA simple "ABERDEEN FC" in classic jailhouse font. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I have CRINGE!! On my knuckles How does that work then ? He's from Caithness and has 6 fingers. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Folk who use hands free on their phones walking aboot. Just put it to yer lug. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Internet weirdos who send dms to young women they dont know Scum Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Internet weirdos who send dms to young women they dont know ScumCan you just clarify what a 'dms' is. Just so I know if I'm scum or not. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Can you just clarify what a 'dms' is. Just so I know if I'm scum or not.DirectMail Direct Mail DM Normally a picture of my cock if she looks borderline legal Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Zoomed in yer fat arse if yer nae careful Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 one up the bum no harm done Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 DirectMail Direct Mail DM Normally a picture of my cock if she looks borderline legalDirect mail? On what likes? Facebook? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 If you've got it flaunt it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Wen you make a cafetière of coffee at work and some prick plunges it while you're away getting something. Fucking arseholes. Who would do such a thing? Link to comment
Pash Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 I have 3 tatts All shite The way it should be. Your tatt's are ace min. I can only think of two, maybe the third one is shite. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When someone walks in to work 10 mins later than normal due to traffic perhaps, or in the guys instance who works here, he slept in... (nae me). Some of the great banterous ones within the office say 'afternoon'. What a fucking hoot. Cunts Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Fight scenes in films Fights never last that long, I usually just skip past them as some can be up to 10 fucking minutes long. It'd be more believable seeing Tom Cruise windmilling into some baddie then rolling about for 1 minute max, before it getting broken up by do-gooders, both lads breathing out their arses The move that annoys me most is the kick to the knee that the boy getting a doing on the ground does to get himself back into a fight - just wouldn't happen in a real street wrestle.Plus, no one ever goes down with a cracking punch And why does a chop to the back of the head/neck always knock people out? I'd turn round and laugh at someone if they did that to me.Most realistic one I’ve seen is the shopping mall in Commando Link to comment
Pash Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Snake wrapped around a skull with a dagger through it. That sounds like 3 ace ones then. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When someone walks in to work 10 mins later than normal due to traffic perhaps, or in the guys instance who works here, he slept in... (nae me). Some of the great banterous ones within the office say 'afternoon'. What a fucking hoot. Folk that are late for shit should be singled out though. Your colleagues wit is of course circumspect but there is no excuse for tardiness. Any excuse that is good enough to allow you to be late should in my opinion (IMO) exclude you from any work commitment. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Folk say it to me.I think it’s funny as fuck,so much so I often get it in first 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 When someone walks in to work 10 mins later than normal due to traffic perhaps, or in the guys instance who works here, he slept in... (nae me). Some of the great banterous ones within the office say 'afternoon'. What a fucking hoot. Perfectly acceptable behaviour working 12 to 12 shifts. (Days not nights obvs) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 The thing is, there is no start time / finish time which is specific - I tend to start at 7.30 and finish at 4 - the person in question is normally 8 o clock start, others 8.30 / 9 etc. As long as do the hours it's not an issue... The person came in at 8.10am and got the usual 'oh afternoon' comments. That sort of patter / banter is fucking awful. Maybe he likes it and deliberately comes in late. Best just stick the headphones on when you see him coming in the door. A poor pet hate this. Mods should move it to the speaking shit thread IMO. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 I'm confused. So it turns out he wasn't even late? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Nope. That's the thing. The banter in this place is fucking abysmal. Like so cringe bad. @@The Boofon - Aye, if I was allowed to put head phones in, nae bother. Hands over ears. Sorted. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 He should correct them by telling the exact time in the fashion of the telecom speaking clock. He would then have the upper hand. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Aye that's awful banter. I'd write a homophobic comment on the bogs wall about one of them. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Aye that's awful banter. I'd write a homophobic comment on the bogs wall about one of them.Yip, get one of their numbers and scrawl in black marker, "Call Jim fae accounts for cock fun, 07754 674 550"If of course Jim fae accounts is guilty and that is his number. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 I used to work with an 'office banter' cunt. He was a fucking nightmare. Every time the manager appeared in the morning he'd say 'I wonder where she's parked the broomstick today' EVERY FUCKING DAY. Also managed to get in 'no sugar I'm sweet enough' whenever anyone offered him a cup of tea or coffee. Any opportunity for 'I'll have a pint of what he's had' or if he'd had the slightest accident 'and that's without a drink' He used to sing a wee song 'she was only the fishmongers daughter, she laid on the slab and said fillet' about 20 times a day. The guy was a fucking headnipper, would send round chain emails with jokes then wander round asking people if they read the email and reciting the jokes. I honestly thought about poisoning him. 3 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Yip, get one of their numbers and scrawl in black marker,"Call Jim fae accounts for cock fun, 07754 674 550"If of course Jim fae accounts is guilty and that is his number. Tried it. Some boy called Pepe. Sounded pissed off. Link to comment
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