Zeus Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 LOLimage uploading siteHaha! Pretty much my life summed up right there ffs Pet hate for the day - folk drinking fizzy juice at 9am Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 Ever watched someone play fitba? As an Aberdeen fan, not for a very long time. Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Fizzy juice(irn bru) is fine with a chipper imo. Nae at 9am or everyday however It's the noise of the bottle opening that annoys me. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Fizzy juice is for minksWhat do you have with your spirits? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 What do you have with your spirits?I'm a mink Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Enjoy a can of Coca Cola on a hot day. San Pellegrino or Bundaberg ginger beer also decent. Everything in moderation and all that... Link to comment
pocrawred Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Pet hate? I share office affshore wi a lassie that types loud and fast as fuck on her qwerty board!! Fkn slow doon fat bitch.... Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Pet hate? I share office affshore wi a lassie that types loud and fast as fuck on her qwerty board!! Fkn slow doon fat bitch.... Worth a poke? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Stop the press - Bri in talking shite shockerWee arseholeThe last time eh didn’t cooperate SH ended up chained to your radiator Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Pet hate? I share office affshore wi a lassie that types loud and fast as fuck on her qwerty board!! Fkn slow doon fat bitch....My missus does that. Really fucking annoying. I think shes showing off when she does it..oh look how fast i type. Aye im seeing it and im seeing you spend 60% of yir time correcting the fuck ups. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 You’d never survive the flight you old cunt Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 you’ll squander your holiday money on the DWQ, eh am no feart. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Old cunts on smacking 'It never did us any harm' Aye right enough, every cunt was disciplined and there was no crime in your generation. I don't even have social media and I know that's the hyperbole being written on articles RE smacking ban 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 The adverts on the Hat amegy bank customer service number Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Children being allowed a platform to air their opinions on politics/world events. Just ridiculous. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Dramatic folk "I've got the flu, canna breath" You've got a fucking cough. Never knew you were a bird Zeus. Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Dramatic folk "I've got the flu, canna breath" You've got a fucking cough. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 East Lothian bins, we seem to have one for every format of rubbish. And its more expensive to live in east lothian than it is edinburgh. Cheeky east Lothian council. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 5 different bins we have . 5.Count yourself lucky. To recycle glass I have to take it to large communal bins plagued by midges and wasps and broken glass where you park to pierce your tires. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Count yourself lucky. To recycle glass I have to take it to large communal bins plagued by midges and wasps and broken glass where you park to pierce your tires.Large Communial Bin? Not a very nice thing to say about Tillydrone. The rest of the description is acurate though. Link to comment
pocrawred Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Worth a poke?No. She hasna brushed her teeth in a decade I would say....she must drink 6 or more cans of coke in a day! Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 All my rubbish gets stuffed into a big bag then lobbed on top of one of the many overflowing bins I have at my disposal BlissPart of the problem.#savetheearth Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Old cunts on smacking 'It never did us any harm' Aye right enough, every cunt was disciplined and there was no crime in your generation. I don't even have social media and I know that's the hyperbole being written on articles RE smacking ban They need to build a massive camp in the highlands or on some godforsaken shithole of an island off the north of Scotland. Any kids that play the cunt get deported there until they can prove they can function like normal human beings. No need for corporal punishment. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 They need to build a massive camp in the highlands or on some godforsaken shithole of an island off the north of Scotland. Any kids that play the cunt get deported there until they can prove they can function like normal human beings. No need for corporal punishment.Just have massive posters of Dad and a radiator on billboards. Pointing his finger in a “your country needs you” fashion but “I have my eye on you. Behave or else.” Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Children being allowed a platform to air their opinions on politics/world events. Just ridiculous.^ Raging that a 16 year old girl is smarter and has achieved more than you. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Coached a lad at U10 level... Philipino, I think. Him and his two brothers are just ludicrously good, far beyond the ability of any other kids in their age group and even at U12-14. Speaking to the father, I asked him... "Did you play pro? Have you been coaching them?" He says "Nope... I've never kicked a fitba in my life." "How the fuck did they get to be so good, then?" I asked. "They watch Youtube videos, then go into the garden and practice what they saw." He says. Now, I'm not saying this will work for everyone @DerekMcInnes... 1 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 C’mon Parkie, min I’m all for saving the planet But, she’s got a right fucking annoying face on her (and probably a lesbian/steak dodger also) I would shag her, though (but not go out with her)Agree with every word. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 simon reeves hair - yer oan the heid eh a 50 yr auld stutterin lispy wee bastart.. dinna try n b boyish morton boss davie hopkins - davie yer a fat ugly bastart n a bunglin oaf. cunt thot ez stock wis hi whin livi goat promotd n quit thim hinkin the offers wid come floodin in..how that work fir ye davie ya fat prosthetic skin suit. ye wir nevir a manager Link to comment
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