Pet Hates

[Zeus]

Even as a real NE man (born and bread) there's nae much I can do about the NE's weather unfortunately 

[Zeus]

I didn't, I get it.  Zeus is a Greek wanker.

John Ingles however is a great man 

[Parklife]

27 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Nae one to usually moan 

 

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Got to be fishing. 

[Zeus]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

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Got to be fishing. 

I have a moan a week 

[Zeus]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Take a leaf from the Book of Weegie.

Don't bother with the chapters advising us how to cheat the state. The section about being "gallus" is nauseating too and I wouldn't read the bits about learning to hate others just because of religious persuasion - utterly preposterous given that none of them give a fuck about the subject they find war over - but you don't hear them moaning about their shit weather and like Mancunians, they get way worse weather than we do.

Move to Spain if you don't like it. Then you can do the balancing act between weather and an indigenous people who hate you by default. Then you might learn that moaning about shit you can't change is an exercise in futility. 

Scared of flying. 

[Zeus]

100% NE. Born and bread BOD (Capital of Aberdeen) 

Both sides of the family are all real NE. 

[Zeus]

No, I'm gluten intolerant 

[DD1903]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

100% NE. Born and bread BOD (Capital of Aberdeen) 

Both sides of the family are all real NE. 

Are you fascinated and in awe of glasgow, like certain other NE men?

[Zeus]

That all depends on a certain set of criteria. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

No, I lived there, I love the place. On an AFC forum however, I have been known to invoke certain differences between "us and them" in exchanges exclusively WITH weegies and similar wos and other mentalities.

Mentalities? 
 

You surely don't actually think your regional lineage (ie, if your granny was from fife) actually has an influence on someones attitude? 
 

Shirley?

[Guest]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

There are distinct regional differences all over the planet, not just in Scotland. These are marked and obvious and the data shows it. 

Yeah, if you're born and raised somewhere, I'm not disputing that. I'm saying if your granny was from Glasgow, and then moved to Aberdeen, and had grandkids, you think that would make a difference to the Grandchildren's attitude? 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't be fucking stupid. 

You asked someone if they had Fife lineage...hence why I'm asking. 
 

Edit: My family goes back through the NE for over a hundred years, so I'm a true blooded NE manny ken. 
 

How do you feel about that?

[aberdeen1970]

4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

 I'm a true blooded NE manny ken. 

 

How do you feel about that?

Only a matter of time before you announce that you're changing your pronouns. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Only a matter of time before you announce that you're changing your pronouns. 

The most middle aged da' joke ever.

So boring, so shite. 
 

 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

There are arseholes everywhere, that's what I feel about that. 

You're telling me, min. 

[aberdeen1970]

Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

The most middle aged da' joke ever.

So boring, so shite. 
 

 

Thanks Consi. 

I know white middle aged parents are your least favourite demographic 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Thanks Consi. 

I know white middle aged parents are your least favourite demographic 

They aren't. 
 

Just folk who make terrible, overused, out of touch, "jokes." 
 

It's dire. 

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

They aren't. 
 

Just folk who make terrible, overused, out of touch, "jokes." 
 

It's dire. 

You're being melodramatic again 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

You're being melodramatic again 

Am I? 
 

Just saying your jokes are shite, hardly mental. 

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

The most middle aged da' joke ever.

So boring, so shite. 
 

 

You should throw a tantrum, call him a cunt and say "you don't have a clue what other people are going through". 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

The current weather.  Like November oot there the day. 

Nae one to usually moan about it, however its fucking shite currently (and the year to date to be fair) 

 

LOL. It is our November and eh lazed by my pool 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

LOL. It is our November and eh lazed by my pool 

It's still May in Australia, you stupid cunt. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

It's still May in Australia, you stupid cunt. 

But you lot have your seasons the wrong way round, so it’s like your November. Prick.

[The Boofon]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

But you lot have your seasons the wrong way round, so it’s like your November. Prick.

Nope. Our November is cold, wet and miserable. Sounds nothing like our November if you’re lazing by the pool. 

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Nope. Our November is cold, wet and miserable. Sounds nothing like our November if you’re lazing by the pool. 

Loser 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

We need protected from the (mostly) American cunts that shout "GET IN THE HOLE!" after every shot. 

Watching the golf yesterday,  someone shouted  ' I came all the way from Minnesota to watch you'  as someone was about to take a shot. ?

[King Street Loon]

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

The current weather.  Like November oot there the day. 

Nae one to usually moan about it, however its fucking shite currently (and the year to date to be fair) 

 

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[Poodler]

That wanker from Maroon 5. Genuinely believes he’s up there with Jagger etc

a complete beaut 

[manboobs109]

22 minutes ago, Poodler said:

That wanker from Maroon 5. Genuinely believes he’s up there with Jagger etc

a complete beaut 

Typical Jambo

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

I hope you get raped and left for dead. 

Whatever gets you hard