Fridge Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: Got to be honest, Buc, I was only having a laugh. I don't grow my own coffee Was this an excuse for some drug crop? Yeah I grow my own coffee hence why I need all these lights on at full pelt all the time. And if so good man. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Fridge said: Was this an excuse for some drug crop? Yeah I grow my own coffee hence why I need all these lights on at full pelt all the time. And if so good man. Drugs are for mugs. Hugs not drugs. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Parklife said: Coffee tastes so much better if you grow your own beans. Tastes even better if the beans were ground in a grinder you forged in your homemade smelter. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I make some of the best espresso in Scotland. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I make some of the best espresso in Scotland. Shut up. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: Shut up. 😂 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 13 hours ago, Parklife said: Got to be honest, Buc, I was only having a laugh. I don't grow my own coffee Gullible buc.😁 Link to comment
sigh Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 4 hours ago, sigh said: School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends Is this Albyn place by any chance? Link to comment
sigh Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Is this Albyn place by any chance? Wasn’t - but happens in many places Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 8 hours ago, sigh said: School kids (or anyone actually) that deliberately throw down a load of chips into the busy street, to then stand and laugh at the squadrons of shyte hawks descending on the chips to gobble them down - big bastrudin things, flappin about, keiching everywhere The school kid should be laid out in the street, tied down, covered in chips and left to the big beaked feathered fiends Not if they’re deliberately throwing the chips in front of cars to kill said seagulls. Loved doing that as a youth. Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Every single tim and hun in the world Reptiles 3 Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Zeus said: Every single tim and hun in the world Reptiles Correct. Sectarian nonsense that not one single person outwith their life cares about. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 Taxis. I use them all the time and get a text asking for feedback on their service. Who the the fuck is actually replying and saying the journey was great or shite. Who would rate a taxi journey. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Taxis. I use them all the time and get a text asking for feedback on their service. Who the the fuck is actually replying and saying the journey was great or shite. Who would rate a taxi journey. Along a similar lines, when you use a service and they ask you for feedback and one question is always "How likely, based on your experience today, would you be to recommend us to your friends". Eh, just logged onto my internet banking to check my (negative) balance so it's highly unlikely that I am about to let everyone know what a great fucking experience it was! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Dickheads talking about 'win ratio' like they're a fucking Sky Sports pundit. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Mother’s Day. Fuck that shit and my Mum is the the same. Why would I buy a card. She know’s I love her, nae need to be spouting cash on pointless shit. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: As do we all. You fucking buy her a card then Link to comment
sigh Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Gettin old - used to think it was a state of mind, recently though I am beginning to think there may be something in it - feeling feckin knackered too often nowadays, just doing the same things that never used to bother me. It’s either age or the vaccine, bugger. Feckin hate feeling knackered Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, sigh said: Gettin old - used to think it was a state of mind, recently though I am beginning to think there may be something in it - feeling feckin knackered too often nowadays, just doing the same things that never used to bother me. It’s either age or the vaccine, bugger. Feckin hate feeling knackered ^ This Helped my mate and his loon move into a new flat recently and it nearly bloody killed me. Things you used to lift nae bother, suddenly felt a whole lot heavier 🙈 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 21 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Age are you Sigh ol buddy ol pal? He's 32. And a poof. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: ah fuck. I meant 2.45 hours. See!! Frazzled old cunt. At the age now where I has to look at what I am gonna write about 10 times and I'll still fuck it up. Cannae even hardly see my celly screen without the gregorys, which I hate wearing. Fuck sake man. Mobby has put a hex on you so you can’t see no evil anymore to grass on Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Did we ever find out if fuzzy was a woman? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 14 hours ago, Fridge said: Mother’s Day. Fuck that shit and my Mum is the the same. Why would I buy a card. She know’s I love her, nae need to be spouting cash on pointless shit. Awful that she needs to be reminded about the fact she’s your mother. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Awful that she needs to be reminded about the fact she’s your mother. Still the best looking loun in Aberdeen though So she did well Or Diego did that my Dad doesn’t know about 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 15 hours ago, Fridge said: Still the best looking loun in Aberdeen though So she did well Or Diego did that my Dad doesn’t know about you got a touch of the exotica about you fridgey? Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Andreas Johnson - glorious 90’s shit. The epitome of coming up with a chorus/ hook then stitching it together with shite verses. annoying song: who bought it? Own up Link to comment
Ramandu Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 13 hours ago, Poodler said: Andreas Johnson - glorious 90’s shit. The epitome of coming up with a chorus/ hook then stitching it together with shite verses. annoying song: who bought it? Own up Nowt wrong with a fun pop song. Not everything has to be Dylan. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Couldn't even remember it so had to search and play the video. Remembered it after about 3 bars of it starting. There was a lot of shite churned out in the 90s and Glorious was nowhere near top of that list Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 49 minutes ago, Ramandu said: Nowt wrong with a fun pop song. Not everything has to be Dylan. Yeah, not everything has to be as good as the lyrical genius Dylan can come up with: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue Wiggle 'til the moon sees you Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a swarm of bees Wiggle on your hands and knees Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead Wiggle, you can raise the dead Wiggle 'til you're high, wiggle 'til you're higher Wiggle 'til you vomit fire Wiggle 'til it whispers, wiggle 'til it hums Wiggle 'til it answers, wiggle 'til it comes Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like satin and silk Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle and shake Wiggle, like a big fat snake Link to comment
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