Pet Hates

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

 

Yeah if Mastermind allowed you to just fire out wrong answers until you got it right you'd definitely be in with a shout.

 

Have you ever thrown someone's shoe over a pub?

 

That's the real quiz.

Just don’t say pass is my strategy. Why do they do that?

 

Just say Durrant dived to any question you don’t know as passes count against you possibly at the end. Better to get it wrong than to pass.

[Simply Red]

48 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Do pheasants wear jackets?

Superdry and north face

[The Boofon]

Just now, Simply Red said:

Superdry and north face

Hahaha

[Ten Caat]

54 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Just don’t say pass is my strategy. Why do they do that?

 

Just say Durrant dived to any question you don’t know as passes count against you possibly at the end. Better to get it wrong than to pass.

If you pass it immediately moves on to the next question. Answer it wrong and Clive gives you the right answer (wasting time) before moving on.

Swings and roundabouts I guess

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

is that not Isreali?

Nah Terminator 2 innit

[Ten Caat]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who’s Clive? 

Myrie...the host of it

[dazzy_deff]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ahh right. It was that newsreader bloke last time I watched it. 

Aye Clive Myrie. The newsreader.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No idea who that is Dazzo. John Humphrys was the presenter last time I watched it. 

It's now Clive Myrie, the newsreader. 

[dazzy_deff]

Think it's Myrie

[Ando]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

They should bring back Magnus Magnusson. He was top notch. 

Correct.

[maryhilldon]

56 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Mind that time Magnús went for a shite during a break in filming and the director chapped on the lavvy door to tell him it was time to return…, 

Starter for 10.

[Howard Marks]

On 3/25/2023 at 8:18 PM, Zeus said:

 

Myrie Hindley

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

It's now Clive Myrie, the newsreader. 

It would be

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

^^ commando & predator top that list.

abdolute classics 

There hasn't been a better movie made than Predator. 

It's the perfect film. 

[Betty Swallicks]

18 hours ago, Ke1t said:

There hasn't been a better movie made than Predator. 

It's the perfect film. 

Yanks eh. 

[Fridge]

Text / WhatsApp messages about where to meet up. Why do folk not just phone and say I’ll see you there at two or whatever.

Ends up being a back and fore saga when a simple phone call could resolve the situation within about 2 seconds.

[sigh]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Text / WhatsApp messages about where to meet up. Why do folk not just phone and say I’ll see you there at two or whatever.

Ends up being a back and fore saga when a simple phone call could resolve the situation within about 2 seconds.

Aye, ok Buzby

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Text / WhatsApp messages about where to meet up. Why do folk not just phone and say I’ll see you there at two or whatever.

Ends up being a back and fore saga when a simple phone call could resolve the situation within about 2 seconds.

Phoning cunts is a pain in the arse and a bit rude IMO. Interrupting whatever they're doing and demanding their attention. Easier to send a text, particularly during working hours, which can be responded to when they're free. 

[For Fecks Sake]

On 3/26/2023 at 5:55 PM, Bluto10 said:

^^ commando & predator top that list.

abdolute classics 

Add 'Aliens' to that list 👍

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Phoning cunts is a pain in the arse and a bit rude IMO. Interrupting whatever they're doing and demanding their attention. Easier to send a text, particularly during working hours, which can be responded to when they're free. 

Agreed. I never phone unless absolutely necessary.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

To phone = opportunity to communicate accurately and gain instant feedback. 

To text etc = chance communication is misunderstood or, worse still, not read at all leading to distorted feedback or no feedback. 

Texts are OK as far as they go on trivial matters. Phone every time if there is an importance to the message. 

[Roberto]

I'm a voice noter.

@dazzy_deff @RAZOR

[Ke1t]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Add 'Aliens' to that list 👍

Aliens is great, but it falls down on the 'Rescue the cute kid' side quest and the alluded to chemistry between Hicks and Ripley. 

No cutesy shite in Predator. Only female character is the prisoner who's used for exposition, and no-one's getting all romantic with her in an alien-related survival situation like Hicks and Ripley in Aliens. 

Terminator, same problem as Aliens. Hicks... sorry, Reece, and Sarah Connor romantic subplot for the birds who might watch it. 

Commando, rescue Newt... sorry... rescue the little kid.

First Blood has no romantic shite, but it's 'sending a message' about the real effects of the Vietnam War on those who came back from it. I don't want messages, I want dead monsters, green blood, and half naked bodybuilders firing M60s and miniguns in a reckless manner at everything within a 100 meter radius. 

One of the Rambos has a romantic subplot, but almost as soon as it develops, "You takee me back to America withee you, John Rambo?" ...30 seconds later she's dead, full of bullets, floating in a pool of septic water... fair enough it's hilarious, but they almost went there, so points deducted. 

Predator's the only one where there's zero pandering to a female audience.

Just testosterone

guns

'splosions

homoerotic situations

and fantastic one-liners. 

 

 

It's the greatest movie of all time. 

 

 

 

[RAZOR]

24 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I'm a voice noter.

@dazzy_deff @RAZOR

You have the voice for it ❤️.

Like a young Dougie Vipond.

[dazzy_deff]

17 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

You have the voice for it ❤️.

Like a young Dougie Vipond.

Issue with voice notes is I winna open them at work and could miss something important. I'll never send a voice note unless I'm pissed.

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

You have the voice for it ❤️.

Like a young Dougie Vipond.

They were a bunch of gaylords

 

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/celebrity-news/deacon-blue-reveal-were-once-25438019.amp

[RAZOR]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

They were a bunch of gaylords

 

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/celebrity-news/deacon-blue-reveal-were-once-25438019.amp

The voice of an angel though.

[Quagmire]

Films that put an extra scene after the end credits. Painful (in the cinema). 

[Redforever86]

14 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Films that put an extra scene after the end credits. Painful (in the cinema). 

Was done good a couple of times and now every cunt tries it.

[CCB III]

Drives me nuts. It's clearly a lob, not a chip. A chip is when the ball is on the ground and you get your foot under it. A lob is what Watkins did.