Pet Hates

[Roberto]

That fucking Lewis cunt from the Bedz2go advert.

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

That fucking Lewis cunt from the Bedz2go advert.

Ha ha. A man after my own heart.

I canna thole that cunt, what a fucking crine he is

[Fridge]

Traffic wardens. Seriously you must actually be raised up to be a complete fucking wanker to do that job. And they wonder why they get abuse.

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Traffic wardens. Seriously you must actually be raised up to be a complete fucking wanker to do that job. And they wonder why they get abuse.

@manboobs109

[BrianFaePerth]

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[dazzy_deff]

On 4/2/2023 at 9:43 AM, Roberto said:

That fucking Lewis cunt from the Bedz2go advert.

It's time to go...to bedz2go.

[manboobs109]

33 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Traffic wardens. Seriously you must actually be raised up to be a complete fucking wanker to do that job. And they wonder why they get abuse.

What was your issue Fridge?

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

It's time to go...to bedz2go.

Absolute divot of a bloke on that advert.

Sure he's decent in real life but advert wise he can fuck off.

[Fridge]

34 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What was your issue Fridge?

Fuck all I was walking going for a pint. Just the fact they were giving folk tickets for nipping into the shop.

My only issue just now is why are there now two pint glasses at the bottom of the screen on Sky? Anyone any idea, I know one was to prove the bar had paid for it and not a dodgy feed but fuck knows why there are now two.

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Fuck all I was walking going for a pint. Just the fact they were giving folk tickets for nipping into the shop.

My only issue just now is why are there now two pint glasses at the bottom of the screen on Sky? Anyone any idea, I know one was to prove the bar had paid for it and not a dodgy feed but fuck knows why there are now two.

They weren't doing that though.

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

They weren't doing that though.

How the fuck do you know?

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, Fridge said:

How the fuck do you know?

You can't get a ticket for nipping to the shops if you park legally. They would've been getting tickets for being selfish, lazy cunts.

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You can't get a ticket for nipping to the shops if you park legally. They would've been getting tickets for being selfish, lazy cunts.

Do you give people a little leeway if they're slightly late back to their car Moobs?

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Do you give people a little leeway if they're slightly late back to their car Moobs?

Aye I just leave folk if they've paid.

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Do you give people a little leeway if they're slightly late back to their car Moobs?

 

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye I just leave folk if they've paid.

Fair play but in general terms my experience is that they think they are police. Same as stewards, but I suppose I shouldn’t tar everyone with the same brush.

[Roberto]

I don't pay that shit.

Had a couple threatening letters with 'we will take you to court'.

Ignored.

Haven't heard for months.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I don't pay that shit.

Had a couple threatening letters with 'we will take you to court'.

Ignored.

Haven't heard for months.

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

And very horny.

Oh, wait... not that hard.

Oh. As you were.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The other pint is the one you bought for it.

😄 Fridgeo would happily buy any Sky box a pint.

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 Fridgeo would happily buy any Sky box a pint.

Probably should more entertaining than if I was out with half the pricks on here. Here’s to you tv.

[CCB III]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s a certain type that are drawn to that job. It’s a necessary evil though. 
I got 4 tickets in London in the space of a month and threw them away. Never heard a thing back.

I dunno, most folk just need to earn. I doubt it was Moobs' first pick. 

[manboobs109]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s a certain type that are drawn to that job. It’s a necessary evil though. 
I got 4 tickets in London in the space of a month and threw them away. Never heard a thing back.

If it's cooncil ones you will eventually, private ones just disregard.

[manboobs109]

Just now, CCB III said:

I dunno, most folk just need to earn. I doubt it was Moobs' first pick. 

He's right to a degree, a percentage of us enjoy it bizarrely. 

Some people's attitude to parking is really weird though and eventually it would wear down the most chilled cunt. 

[CCB III]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

He's right to a degree, a percentage of us enjoy it bizarrely. 

Some people's attitude to parking is really weird though and eventually it would wear down the most chilled cunt. 

Aye, I don't doubt there are plenty fuds who'd love that shit. 
 

Just saying with most jobs it's just the money. 
 

Genuine question for you here, who monitors your performance?

 

Could you not, theoretically, fuck off down the pub after slapping a few on? 
 

How does someone check that you're hitting the right folk? 

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Aye, I don't doubt there are plenty fuds who'd love that shit. 
 

Just saying with most jobs it's just the money. 
 

Genuine question for you here, who monitors your performance?

 

Could you not, theoretically, fuck off down the pub after slapping a few on? 
 

How does someone check that you're hitting the right folk? 

It's all GPS and body worn CCTV nowadays. Add into that every cunt filming you, taking photos, grassing to the council. If you are wide about it you can avoid the busy bits at busy times though. No need to be putting yourself through hassle for nowt.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's all GPS and body worn CCTV nowadays. Add into that every cunt filming you, taking photos, grassing to the council. If you are wide about it you can avoid the busy bits at busy times though. No need to be putting yourself through hassle for nowt.

But do you have a quota as such I think is the question?

[manboobs109]

Just now, Fridge said:

But do you have a quota as such I think is the question?

Na that's a myth. Obviously if you are going back every day with fuck all they'd be asking questions though.

[manboobs109]

The whole thing is to get people putting money in meters and buying permits, that's where the cash is. Tickets bring in fuck all really. 

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's all GPS and body worn CCTV nowadays. Add into that every cunt filming you, taking photos, grassing to the council. If you are wide about it you can avoid the busy bits at busy times though. No need to be putting yourself through hassle for nowt.

Hahaha. 
 

Had any physical altercations yet? Where are you based? 
 

How many tickets do you put out in an average day?

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Na that's a myth. Obviously if you are going back every day with fuck all they'd be asking questions though.

To be fair the folk that should get fucking nailed are the ones parking on double yellow lines at corners. Fucking ridiculously selfish and you can’t see if there is anything coming. Fucking dicks.