Pet Hates

[Parklife]

36 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It won't surprise you that I disagree

You make up stuff about others though. Some of it utterly bizarre too. My favourite was that I look up a thesaurus before posting on here. Wtf?!? ?

36 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I've never fabricated stuff about myself and like moobs, I do wonder if you make up shit about your life? But you're not the worst and we understand why you might (if indeed you did). Some of the fucking whoppers that do get telt though, they're fucking great!

Aye. I make up amazing shit like I go and watch Stenhousemuir or East Stirling now and again. Why would anyone do that? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Lisps,  fuck me, fuckin lithps.  Keep yer fuckin tongue behind yer fuckin teeth when you thpeak cunths.

[BrianFaePerth]

All this posturing by companies about how amazing their women are and look at us we celebrate them for international women’s day

 

Fuck off. Not only is it sexist it’s also transphobic.

[Studebaker-90]

Women in construction day is always a laugh. Majority of them look like they should live under a bridge and the ones that are respectable looking occupy roles such as reception, document control and HR. 

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

All this posturing by companies about how amazing their women are and look at us we celebrate them for international women’s day

 

Fuck off. Not only is it sexist it’s also transphobic.

When's International mens day? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Right after white history month and straight week

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

When's International mens day? 

19th of November, m8. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

My fuckin' wife.

'Dinna' forget ti switch the heatin' aff fan yi ging oot.' I sez ti her this morinin'.  Seven oors later, I come hame ti Extinction fuckin' Rebellion protestin' on ma' fuckin' doorstep.  Fuckin' hoose ragin' het, heatin' full blaze.  Fuckin' cunt isna' si quick ti py the fuckin' bills is she?  I tell yeh min, my fuckin' hoose is ganna be a fuckin' crime scene one o' these days (albeit a cuntin warm een??).  Arsehole!!!!

[Studebaker-90]

Women eh. Fit are they Lyke?

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My Mrs is the exact opposite ie she’s a man . 

Yeah, I'd heard that.  Mind you, in this day and age it's almost acceptable.

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Women eh. Fit are they Lyke?

Cunts.  You mean??

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

19th of November, m8. 

Is it actually a thing?  Never heard of it,  don't think the media give it much attention. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is it actually a thing? 

Yup. 

[Studebaker-90]

21 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Cunts.  You mean??

Only good for one bloody thing 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Only good for one bloody thing 

I'm still trying to suss what tho.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Folk that use block capitals to emphasise a point?. 

 

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Folk that use block capitals to emphasise a point?. 

 

@Millertime

[Beachend Bootboy]

Prince fuckin Charles spikkin' hippy guff aboot flooers an' birds and shite.  Ruddy faced wanker.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Hippys.

[johnstrac]

18 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Hippys.

People that spell hippies with a "ys".?

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

People that spell hippies with a "ys".?

?

People who use 'that' when 'who' or 'whom' should be used.?

[Henry]

16 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Folk that use block capitals to emphasise a point?. 

 

Fucking RIGHT

[Parklife]

39 minutes ago, Henry said:

Fucking RIGHT

Hell yeah. 
 

Love Drake

[BrianFaePerth]

29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Hell yeah. 
 

 

Love alcohaulin ass

[johnstrac]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

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People who use 'that' when 'who' or 'whom' should be used.?

Indeed.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Yup.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, Henry said:

Fucking RIGHT

??. A memorable line from the classic film I.D. 

[Henry]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??. A memorable line from the classic film I.D. 

The character Gumbo was based on @Bluto10

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Henry said:

The character Gumbo was based on @Bluto10

??. That is a honour for @Bluto10 to treasure until his dying day.

"I fucking love you, Gumbo!"

[Bluto10]

56 minutes ago, Henry said:

The character Gumbo was based on @Bluto10

good one H, good one.