Pet Hates

[Ten Caat]

20 minutes ago, Dad said:

Baseball flicks seem to consistently be the best ones. Yon gene Hackman one about basketball was solid, but the baseball ones tumble from the mouth: major league, bull Durham, dancing with dreams, yon one about smokey Robinson, moneyball, major league 2, the Madonna one, the Madonna one 2 etc etc etc 

 

A great movie sport

I see you now have admitted fancying the San Francisco 49ers quarterback. (He's called Jimmy Garoppolo FYI). Well I suppose it's time you outed yourself from the closet. How are the road trip hombres?

But also notice that not satisfied with jinxing UK football teams (and Aberdeen again today......fiver down you stupid old queen)................you have now taken to jinxing NFL teams. 

Oh and your treble was a pile of poop once more.....£20 down. What's that running total at now?

[G31DON]

40 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said:

He does act like a complete tosser

Especially as he is a terrible keeper. Langfield-esque

[Simply Red]

57 minutes ago, Dad said:

57 minutes ago, Dad said:

I'm trusting your judgement as I always do SR son - but if I could enquire as to the nature of his motd appearance?

Sure I could watch, but I'm intrigued to see it described ?

He exudes cunt from every pore.

 

[Misers Hill]

2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

He exudes cunt from every pore.

 

At mongo fuck? did eh Rashford mural.?

[alscotoz]

16 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

South Africans are cunts. 

Agreed

[Poodler]

Just heard that new LG song for the first time. 
 

That weird vocal auto-tune just makes it unlistenable, couldn’t finish it. Funny man, great in interviews, but needs to let it go 

[DD1903]

30 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Not heard it (don’t want to) 

but I read him describing it as like Beastie Boys Sabotage and Stones Gimme Shelter

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well, is it? 

I’ve just given it a quick listen. Awful. Managed about 40 seconds.

[Henry]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Not heard it (don’t want to) 

but I read him describing it as like Beastie Boys Sabotage and Stones Gimme Shelter

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well, is it? 

It’s quite like Metallica

@Sooper-hanz

[Betty Swallicks]

Adele. Yelping mouthy cunt is niver aff the news o late.

 

[Don Fonte]

5 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Adele. Yelping mouthy cunt is niver aff the news o late.

 

Bet she's got saggy skin hanging all over the place and a fud like a donner kebab.

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shag her though 

Of course.

[cheesepipes]

Excess flaps trimmed by the best surgeons and asshole bleached clean. 

UTA all day long. 

[Poodler]

She’d have to give it a wipe after having that smelly breathed beast in about for months 

[manboobs109]

Superbowl chat.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Superbowl chat.

Love a healthy Indian meal. 

[chief_wiggum]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Superbowl chat.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Superbowl chat.

A fine collect tokens promotion run by Kellogg's in the 80s. Only pay for postage and the bowl was yours.

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A fine collect tokens promotion run by Kellogg's in the 80s. Only pay for postage and the bowl was yours.

I mind them bowls mad dog.

I mind saving up tokens off the weetabix boxes which got me my first ever bit of music aged 5. A tape with 2 songs on each side. Beat Surrender non-stop.Terrific.

[manboobs109]

My mum might still have that bowl. I'm going to have a spy today.

[shut up meg]

On 2/5/2022 at 9:55 AM, Fridge said:

Agreed, I don’t even think there any rules and the ref just makes it up

It’s bad enough if you have to endure it on tv, but at least the commentators have some idea of the nonsense, how anybody knows what is going on if they actually attend the game is astonishing

Without the rugger buggers, your pub would be empty.

[shut up meg]

On 2/5/2022 at 11:07 PM, Simply Red said:

Posted this on here previously but have to again after seeing him on motd..

Jordan Pickford

Born to play for the huns

Horrific, horrific fucking cunt

He's got that scowling minker look that you find on huns like Kent, Lafferty, Ferguson (Ian, Barry, Derek).

Also similar to Stuart Pearce, fucking arsehole.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 hours ago, Simply Red said:

I mind them bowls mad dog.

I mind saving up tokens off the weetabix boxes which got me my first ever bit of music aged 5. A tape with 2 songs on each side. Beat Surrender non-stop.Terrific.

??Quality min. Reminds me of the time my late old man had a Cash and Carry in oor toon and he liaised and traded with with KP and Burton's , amongst other firms.

Got a freebie record, endorsed by KP crisps and nuts, containing Give It Up by KC and the Sunshine Band amongst others.

Happy days!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wonderland is a fucking great track . 

Prefer The Shadows' version...

Sorry, I meant Wonderful Land?.

[Torry Tosser]

19 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Aberdonian pubs that advertise Hun or Tim games.

Aye....Burn them doon.???

[manboobs109]

Car alarms. What's the fucking point? Does anycunt pay any attention to the fucking things.

[Simply Red]

Julie Fleeting the Worzel faced mong on sportscene. 

[daytripping]

8 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Car alarms. What's the fucking point? Does anycunt pay any attention to the fucking things.

I just leave a laminated card on the dash..This car belongs to Dayts, Never had any problems, never lost a key either, just keep it in the ignition.

[1903Fitba]

Chris Eubank Jr. 

 

Would love to kick his cunt in. Absolute fud of a man. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Northern Soul ‘dancers’ - scum of the earth.

[johnstrac]

9 hours ago, 1903Fitba said:

Chris Eubank Jr. 

 

Would love to kick his cunt in. Absolute fud of a man. 

Don't waste time on him, go for his Dad.