Pet Hates

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

The racism is still there, hiding in the spooks and crannies pal 

It was just better when it was us and them, mad closing did no favours to anyone. No one here was really racist, we just weren't leftie wankers. I'd always pull up real racism, love darkies and poofs in real life. The fun just isn't there.

It's like when you were young and the new number plates with new cars came out me and my mates would go to the main road in Bucksburn to spot them. These days no one has a fucking clue what number is a new car. World's gone mad. Just end it Putin.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

It was just better when it was us and them, mad closing did no favours to anyone. No one here was really racist, we just weren't leftie wankers. I'd always pull up real racism, love darkies and poofs in real life. The fun just isn't there.

It's like when you were young and the new number plates with new cars came out me and my mates would go to the main road in Bucksburn to spot them. These days no one has a fucking clue what number is a new car. World's gone mad. Just end it Putin.

What about the important things in life min?

Big titted slags from POF. Still big in the bulling of them?

[daytripping]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Like the time you were bragging with Misers about the time your mate racially abused the black girl on the train... ?

Fuck off you cunt. 

Woooaaahhh, You go back and find that post my friend. My mate who I won't name (was the guy with me at the hat meet in dingwall) went and pulled the guy up straight away, fully supported by me and everyone around us. What a load of revisionist bollocks, guy was nicknamed Beserk (sic), got pulled up and put in his place. 90% of this board will know him. He apologised to me after. Don't start spinning lies on the back of a bottle of beer. 

[daytripping]

2 likes for that as well, hahaha

No surprise the likes of putin gets away with spinning lies. Do people just believe what they read.

I've a house, my daughter, my mother, every penny I have in this World for the hibs guy to post the post where I bragged, he can have the lot. Lot more money than you have in the jungle mate. Lets see it or apologise??

[daytripping]

@Bebo

I know you don't ban for many things but being called a real racist on the back of a lie by a tink who doesn't support our club is a line crosser for me. Call me a prick or whatever but passing that as fact is the kind of thing that gets people in trouble. 

[cheesepipes]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Like the time you were bragging with Misers about the time your mate racially abused the black girl on the train... ?

Fuck off you cunt. 

What a dildo you are. 

[Parklife]

Obnoxiously loud hand dryers in all PureGym's and the cunts who use them. 

The vast majority of folk have a towel with them, use that to dry your hands ffs. No cunt wants to listen to the fucking hand dryer, especially at 5:30am. 

[cheesepipes]

Slag off middle aged white men about ridiculous views and you get worked up about hand dryers. 

Come on now. 

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Was obviously an - I go to the gym at 5.30 am post.

And that's bloody great.

That people do that.  #similar #she'llseeme

#hopefullyshedoesntseeme

#arousedandwanking

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Slag off middle aged white men about ridiculous views and you get worked up about hand dryers. 

Come on now. 

I'm not worked up. It's a "pet hates" thread for relatively trivial things that piss you off. 

You've missed the point of the thread. 

[Parklife]

20 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Was obviously an - I go to the gym at 5.30 am post.

And that's bloody great.

That people do that.  #similar #she'llseeme

Hope she doesn't. I'm in the worst shape I've been in a decade. I'll be back in decent enough shape by summer though ?

[cheesepipes]

29 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'm not worked up. It's a "pet hates" thread for relatively trivial things that piss you off. 

You've missed the point of the thread. 

It was the foul language, fuckings and cunts that makes it so. 

But since youve mansplained it perfectly for me ill suggest bent men kissing in public. 

[cheesepipes]

13 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fuck sake.

Fat cunt.

Better all you cunts get in training.  Them Russkis are big fit bastards.

Seen them on Ross Kemp.

Every Russian ive worked with is a haggard faced drunk. 

Fuck all to worry about. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Obnoxiously loud hand dryers in all PureGym's and the cunts who use them. 

The vast majority of folk have a towel with them, use that to dry your hands ffs. No cunt wants to listen to the fucking hand dryer, especially at 5:30am. 

? I go to the gym at 5.30am everybody!! EVERYBODY!!

[cheesepipes]

Weak people using the 20kg plates at the gym when i want them all for bench pressing. 

Especially at 05:29am

[manboobs109]

I hate when I'm on my 3am jog and drunk people eating kebabs get in my road. It's so frustrating at 3am

[Guest milne_afc]

I got up at 4:30am this morning for a can of fat coke and a couple of biscuits.

[manboobs109]

20 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Do you take a photo of yourself and upload it to Whatsapp status and Instagram stories, Parkie?

I do that.

Work out for a little bit and get that seethe uploaded. 

Cunts be raging. haha. 

Of course he does

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Do you take a photo of yourself and upload it to Whatsapp status and Instagram stories, Parkie?

I do that.

Work out for a little bit and get that seethe uploaded. 

Cunts be raging. haha. 

Nah. I don't post on social media. The Hat gets all my wisdom. 

[Studebaker-90]

52 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Do you take a photo of yourself and upload it to Whatsapp status and Instagram stories, Parkie?

I do that.

Work out for a little bit and get that seethe uploaded. 

Cunts be raging. haha. 

Some cunts think their gym session doesn’t count for anything if they don’t post something about it. Validate me. Pathetic. 

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cunts that use the dryers for their entire body . Faack me. Minging.

A boy from Bannatynes in BOD used to hair dryer his fake tanned body in front of the mirror. 

I was embarrassed for him but at the end of the day he had a really handsome bobby. 

I unfortunately had to whisk my kids past it on several occasions to access the pool. 

[Parklife]

One of mates used to post his strava thingy every time he'd went for a run. Well done on going for a run but no one gives a fuck. You just look pathetic with your 8 min/miles. 

[cheesepipes]

Its not about breaking speed records. 

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

One of mates used to post his strava thingy every time he'd went for a run. Well done on going for a run but no one gives a fuck. You just look pathetic with your 8 min/miles. 

Some folk on mine used to pause the timer and pretend they did it faster than they actually did, not knowing you can check the elapsed pace which takes in to account total time taken. Sad in the extreme and I immediately wrote them off as a person. 

[Studebaker-90]

23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do they actually think folk give one iota of fuck? I don’t get the thinking behind cunts taking photos of themselves in the gym. 
 I hate ‘selfies’ full stop . Disgusting, pointless photography. 

The sad thing is they probably do. It’s so ingrained within society now that people need to post every aspect of their lives online to be validated by strangers. It’s like bragging, showing people how well they’re doing with life. In reality the people who do it the most are probably struggling more than your average joe. 

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Love Eminem.

LOL.  Who's your mate?  Bizarre.

Its unlikely you will know him. 

[The Boofon]

38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do they actually think folk give one iota of fuck? I don’t get the thinking behind cunts taking photos of themselves in the gym. 
 I hate ‘selfies’ full stop . Disgusting, pointless photography. 

To check their form I believe. Uploading it onto social media pointless but I understand that they might want to show a coach / PT on what they are up to.

Gyms. 

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[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Every Russian ive worked with is a haggard faced drunk. 

Fuck all to worry about. 

One here is a complete mongol.

 

Everything is shit apart from anything Russian.

 

Even Christmas was shit as it's not the real one.

[manboobs109]

34 minutes ago, Parklife said:

One of mates used to post his strava thingy every time he'd went for a run. Well done on going for a run but no one gives a fuck. You just look pathetic with your 8 min/miles. 

How do you know?

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

To check their form I believe. Uploading it onto social media pointless but I understand that they might want to show a coach / PT on what they are up to.

Gyms. 

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I went to the gym a couple of times a few months back, what a load of shit.

Just giant hamster cages filled with arseholes doing intensely pointless tasks.

I'd ban the fucking things