Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Northern Soul ‘dancers’ - scum of the earth.

They used to have Northern Soul nights in my local. Brutal.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Some of the music is brilliant . Are you trying to tell me that when you're in the house on your own and a track like "Nothing like a Heartache' by The Flirtations comes on you're not having a wee boogie around the living room ? Singing the backing vocals into a pretend microphone of the single black pudding you've just brought home form the chippy.

Yeah I'm telling you that.

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Northern Soul ‘dancers’ - scum of the earth.

Cracking tunes tho. The dancings bizarre

[BrianFaePerth]

Kyiv.

 

It was known as Kiev for years and when suddenly the bare chested horse rider from Moscow takes an interest we all have to call it Kyiv.

 

Not me.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Kyiv.

 

It was known as Kiev for years and when suddenly the bare chested horse rider from Moscow takes an interest we all have to call it Kyiv.

 

Not me.

You show em Bri. 

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Kyiv.

 

It was known as Kiev for years and when suddenly the bare chested horse rider from Moscow takes an interest we all have to call it Kyiv.

 

Not me.

Lvov is now Lviv, as well,  bloody foreigners!

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Tell that to the residents of Stalingrad.  Fucking woke PR obsessed wankers.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Kiev is a good nickname for a boy called Kevin from the Ukraine (or someone who always hums of garlic) 

I knew a boy that got called nyet coz he went to meet some Russian bird who took one look at him and fucked him off.

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I knew a boy that got called nyet coz he went to meet some Russian bird who took one look at him and fucked him off.

@Poodler gets called lucky Pierre.

 

Spoiler

the middle man in a "sandwich" of three sexually entwined men

 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

@Poodler gets called lucky Pierre.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

the middle man in a "sandwich" of three sexually entwined men

 

@Poodler

Do you get spitroasted or is it one up your bum and you up the other one's bum?

Could be either really I suppose.

[Parklife]

46 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

@Poodler

Do you get spitroasted or is it one up your bum and you up the other one's bum?

Could be either really I suppose.

You asking for a friend? 

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You asking for a friend? 

Yeah, Unlucky Pierre.

[Poodler]

youre sick in the head 

[BrianFaePerth]

A new, yet hardly surprising, revelation about young poodler. Bet it involved his gay “friend”

[The Boofon]

23 minutes ago, Poodler said:

youre sick in the head 

Slagging off Portsoy didn't go off unnoticed.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I imagine Poodler to be the bummee rather than the bummer.

Bet you do

[Poodler]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I imagine Poodler to be the bummee rather than the bummer.

I was doing anal on a woman circa 3am. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I was doing anal on a woman circa 3am. 

Hope Velma doesn’t find out

[Poodler]

Oh she knew about it alright 

[The Boofon]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Oh she knew about it alright 

Too far for here.

[sheepcrooky]

It’s not exactly a top pet hate, but-

 

Crack an egg for a fried egg, the yolk always seems to burst.

Crack eggs for an omelette, yolks are intact every fucking time. 

[sheepcrooky]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Keeping eggs out the fridge (which I do) makes the yolks easier to break 

If you keep my them in the fridge, you need  to flip ‘em 

Try to take most things out of the fridge for at least one hour before cooking. Eggs, meat or veg. 
 

Anyway, not a disaster. 
 

 

[sheepcrooky]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's because your omelette eggs are landing a deep pool of egg white. For keeping fried egg yolks whole, crack the egg and lower it really slowly , as close to the pan as you can get. 

Could be this for me. 

[Henry]

On 2/22/2022 at 12:52 PM, Poodler said:

I was doing anal on a woman circa 3am. 

Peter Pawlett baby

[The Boofon]

24 minutes ago, Henry said:

Peter Pawlett baby

Hahaha

[For Fecks Sake]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's because your omelette eggs are landing a deep pool of egg white. For keeping fried egg yolks whole, crack the egg and lower it really slowly , as close to the pan as you can get. 

Alright Heston!

[Studebaker-90]

23 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Keeping eggs out the fridge (which I do) makes the yolks easier to break 

If you keep my them in the fridge, you need  to flip ‘em 

Who keeps eggs in the fridge? That’s crazy. 

[daytripping]

This place is a pet hate, just isn't funny anymore, same old people arguing. Was mildly humorous in the Tup era now it's just beige.

Crack on though, if it makes you happy it's good.

I prefer walks in the Winter leaves and wanking off to pop idol, maybe just getting old.

Was funnier in the casual racist days, left stuck to mad, normal people here. When Tup ended mad he probably never realised the consequence. People are happier mixing with like minded souls. I don't mix well with bland people.

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, Henry said:

Peter Pawlett baby

Cracking stuff.

[Poodler]

Just now, daytripping said:

This place is a pet hate, just isn't funny anymore, same old people arguing. Was mildly humorous in the Tup era now it's just beige.

Crack on though, if it makes you happy it's good.

I prefer walks in the Winter leaves and wanking off to pop idol, maybe just getting old.

Was funnier in the casual racist days, left stuck to mad, normal people here. When Tup ended mad he probably never realised the consequence. People are happier mixing with like minded souls. I don't mix well with bland people.

The racism is still there, hiding in the spooks and crannies pal