Pet Hates

[Betty Swallicks]

11pm-7:00am.

Healthy, wealthy and wise.

[Dad]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Good to see you’re in agreement 

No I'm telling you my name is 'Dad', not 'predator'

[Poodler]

10 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Aka teuchters

Up early as fuck 365 days of the year on a mission to convince the world theyre busy as fuck and the biggest grafters in the world. 

The reality is the world just thinks theyre dull, miserable spastics.

???

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

11pm-7:00am.

Needing 8 hours sleep 

LOL 

Sounds bent 

 

 

[Torry Tosser]

Folk who put crap all over their front door to tell awebody it's someone's birthday that bides there....Who gives a fuck,attention seeking feckers.?

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said:

Folk who put crap all over their front door to tell awebody it's someone's birthday that bides there....Who gives a fuck,attention seeking feckers.?

A banner over the door for a wee kids birthday surely isnt annoying is it? 

Had a chat this morning with a colleague about our shared disdain for adults who celebrate birthdays like its a big thing. I dont give a fuck about my birthday and find adults that do, fucking imbeciles. So all women and some men. 

By all means get pished/go for a meal but banging on about it and telling the world - grow up.

 

 

[Dad]

Used to see a lot of birthday well-wishings tied to street signs in the weeg '10 miles to Airdrie - oh and it's wee Lewises birthday ?'

[chief_wiggum]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

Used to see a lot of birthday well-wishings tied to street signs in the weeg '10 miles to Airdrie - oh and it's wee Lewises birthday ?'

Folk that spray that sort of shite on a bed sheet and set it up at prominent places (like the Murdos roundabout) and don't go back to take it down for weeks.

[YorkDon]

It’s the folk that feel the need to take their birthday off work.Weak.Just get on with it, and have a few after you’ve finished.

[Dad]

Said Lewises on the sign

[CCB III]

4 hours ago, Simply Red said:

A banner over the door for a wee kids birthday surely isnt annoying is it? 

Had a chat this morning with a colleague about our shared disdain for adults who celebrate birthdays like its a big thing. I dont give a fuck about my birthday and find adults that do, fucking imbeciles. So all women and some men. 

By all means get pished/go for a meal but banging on about it and telling the world - grow up.

 

 

Surely it depends on the bday, SR? 
 

30 is a big een, 40, 50, 60 and then nobody cares probs. 
 

I hate my birthday, but I understand folk wanting to celebrate their existence by the decade. 
 

I agree, idiots who make a big deal out of their 37th or something are annoying, self absorbed idiots. 

[manboobs109]

Excuse for a piss up innit

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poor Lewis having relatives like that.

Ach he's fine probably

[Robin Askwith]

5 hours ago, Simply Red said:

A banner over the door for a wee kids birthday surely isnt annoying is it? 

Had a chat this morning with a colleague about our shared disdain for adults who celebrate birthdays like its a big thing. I dont give a fuck about my birthday and find adults that do, fucking imbeciles. So all women and some men. 

By all means get pished/go for a meal but banging on about it and telling the world - grow up.

 

 

Hunner percent.

Ive worked with grown men who take a day off for their birthday every year. 
 

Grouw up 

[manboobs109]

You boys can sound like a right bunch of dour, joyless cunts at times. That's pretty damning coming from me by the way.

[Dad]

Hans especially - the poster boy for yon ^

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, Robin Askwith said:

Hunner percent.

Ive worked with grown men who take a day off for their birthday every year. 
 

Grouw up 

Thats how the chat at work started this morning - a grown man had taken today, a wednesday, off cos its his birthday. Grow up ffs

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

You boys can sound like a right bunch of dour, joyless cunts at times. That's pretty damning coming from me by the way.

Thats rich coming from the guy who sucked all the happiness out the world with his relentless daily whining on the covid thread.  

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Thats rich coming from the guy who sucked all the happiness out the world with his relentless daily whining on the covid thread.  

Hmm, there might have been a bit more to moan about on that topic than you chuntering on about somebody taking a day off(A WEDNESDAY!!) because it's their birthday.

What difference does it make to you?

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Pet hate thread. Trivial by its nature innit. 

Difference does it make to you if folk wear masks? 

Don't come over all Hanzo.

It's fair comment, you lot sound like a bunch of miserable cunts. Just accept it.

[Simply Red]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Hmm, there might have been a bit more to moan about on that topic than you chuntering on about somebody taking a day off(A WEDNESDAY!!) because it's their birthday.

What difference does it make to you?

Pet hate thread. Trivial by its nature innit. 

Difference does it make to you if folk wear masks? 

[Simply Red]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Don't come over all Hanzo.

It's fair comment, you lot sound like a bunch of miserable cunts. Just accept it.

?i embrace it covid boy

[Betty Swallicks]

14 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Needing 8 hours sleep 

LOL 

Sounds bent 

 

 

Never mentioned sleep Groucho Glasses.

 

[Dad]

Ach aye here son - I'm just being a cunt

[DD1903]

4 hours ago, Robin Askwith said:

Hunner percent.

 

This phrase. Up there with 'super' now...

[Bluto10]

convertibles

 

you look stupid driving one.

(should only be seen in California)

[Don Fonte]

I also like taking my birthday off, in fact normally a couple days. Good excuse for a couple days tear up during the week.

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

eh used to have an mx5. It was a fucking pain in the arse and even when it was warm it was freezing ,driving about with the hood down. 

You still a hairdresser Soops min?

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

eh used to have an mx5. 

When did you have the sex change surgery? 

[Dad]

Good old Sheila's wheels ?