Pet Hates

[sheepcrooky]

12 hours ago, YorkDon said:

It’s the folk that feel the need to take their birthday off work.Weak.Just get on with it, and have a few after you’ve finished.

My work give the day off to folk for their birthday, a nice touch I always think. Flexible so if your birthday is, say a Thursday, you can take the Friday off. Birthday at the weekend, take off the Friday or Monday. 
Good chance to have a few beers and not worry about work the day/next day. 

[dazzy_deff]

I always take my birthday off, since I moved onshore. Fuck working on my birthday when I can milk a long lie 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

My work give the day off to folk for their birthday, a nice touch I always think. Flexible so if your birthday is, say a Thursday, you can take the Friday off. Birthday at the weekend, take off the Friday or Monday. 
Good chance to have a few beers and not worry about work the day/next day. 

If it’s given to you it’s fine.I dinna see the point in having some random day off thru the week, especially if your mates, Mrs or whatever are still at work-unless you just want to have a chill day to yourself.

[manboobs109]

8 hours ago, YorkDon said:

If it’s given to you it’s fine.I dinna see the point in having some random day off thru the week, especially if your mates, Mrs or whatever are still at work-unless you just want to have a chill day to yourself.

It's not a "random day" though is it? It's their birthday.

I don't see the point in people taking a random week off in the summer, or every Sunday off. What's the point? It's a complete mystery to ME ME ME.

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's not a "random day" though is it? It's their birthday.

I don't see the point in people taking a random week off in the summer, or every Sunday off. What's the point? It's a complete mystery to ME ME ME.

 Hope you enjoyed your cheeky Wednesday off yesterday. Totally different obviously.

[manboobs109]

Self employed Brizo, I do what I want(as long as my customers let me)

[BrianFaePerth]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You ever filled a poly bag full of Slush Puppy and fucked it, big lad?

AK teabagging the poly bag hoping for it to burst its contents and the poly bag all over him

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

It's not a "random day" though is it? It's their birthday.

I don't see the point in people taking a random week off in the summer, or every Sunday off. What's the point? It's a complete mystery to ME ME ME.

I meant random like a freezing cold day in Winter when it’s pissing down and you’re stuck in the house doing fuck all.Waste of a holiday day.

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I meant random like a freezing cold day in Winter when it’s pissing down and you’re stuck in the house doing fuck all.Waste of a holiday day.

I know Yorkers. Different strokes for different folks though innit. A birthday spent alone in the house wanking is better than a birthday spent in your graft imhoiyamtbh.

[Bluto10]

YD is too busy doing laps in his tesla to go to the nuclear

[YorkDon]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I know Yorkers. Different strokes for different folks though innit. A birthday spent alone in the house wanking is better than a birthday spent in your graft imhoiyamtbh.

Fair point min. A day spent wanking is never a day wasted.

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That’s what the pubs for 

Again, a fair point, but.Who you going with if everyone else is at work?

[YorkDon]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You need to go to the boozer with other folk?  I only go with pals if it’s a special occasion or visiting 
 

Going yersel is the best bit 

I’ve never been a solo pub drinker.

I should maybe give it a go.

[YorkDon]

20 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

YD is too busy doing laps in his tesla to go to the nuclear

I’ll be doing that a lot less when I get new  tyres for it next week.Guts of £800 for the full set ?

[manboobs109]

29 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You need to go to the boozer with other folk?  I only go with pals if it’s a special occasion or visiting 
 

Going yersel is the best bit 

You have a craic with cunts in the pub Mobs?

[maryhilldon]

My birthday tomorrow, took the whole darned week off. Lone wolfing in Dundee today. ME ME ME ME 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Boxer shorts that turn into thongs or tangas that chafe on your balls and go up the crack of your arse., although you buy the size above what you normally need.

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[Bluto10]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Read the news/hat, spik to the bar staff/fellow barflies (when arsed)

I’m off for a solo pub crawl into town town the day 

 

good change of scenery \ excuse to get out and about

 

[dazzy_deff]

7 hours ago, YorkDon said:

I’ve never been a solo pub drinker.

I should maybe give it a go.

Canna beat a day in the bar on your tod. 

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Canna beat a day in the bar on your tod. 

I've been for a quick pint or two on the way home from work a few times, but wouldna just hang out all day getting leathered by myself.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

I've been for a quick pint or two on the way home from work a few times, but wouldna just hang out all day getting leathered by myself.

Aye, cos your young missus wouldn't allow it.

[YorkDon]

Eastenders.Telly was still on from the news earlier and I kind of had an eye on it, and the laptop at the same time.How is this shite still on the telly?

I know soaps have to have aggro etc and meaty storylines, drama etc, but for the whole time it was on it was just a bunch of cockney cunts shouting at each other.At least something like Corro/Corrie has humour peppered in amongst the northern cunts shouting at each other. 

[dazzy_deff]

Corro. It's bloody corrie.

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Aye, cos your young missus wouldn't allow it.

My missus does as she's telt Don, my old fruit.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

My missus does as she's telt Don, my old fruit.

The way it should be old bean.

[maryhilldon]

34 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Eastenders.Telly was still on from the news earlier and I kind of had an eye on it, and the laptop at the same time.How is this shite still on the telly?

I know soaps have to have aggro etc and meaty storylines, drama etc, but for the whole time it was on it was just a bunch of cockney cunts shouting at each other.At least something like Corro/Corrie has humour peppered in amongst the northern cunts shouting at each other. 

You're bang on Yorkie. EastEnders is just angry woman shouting, at least Corrie makes it slightly more realistic by injecting some humour.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Corro. It's bloody corrie.

The cunt probably makes Rocket sound Scottish. 

[manboobs109]

25 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cucumber in sandwiches or salads (I can just about tolerate them in Thai salads) 

No bad in a voddy and tonic.

[manboobs109]

People that are always moaning about being cold. Do my fucking nut in.

[Poodler]

12 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Eastenders.Telly was still on from the news earlier and I kind of had an eye on it, and the laptop at the same time.How is this shite still on the telly?

I know soaps have to have aggro etc and meaty storylines, drama etc, but for the whole time it was on it was just a bunch of cockney cunts shouting at each other.At least something like Corro/Corrie has humour peppered in amongst the northern cunts shouting at each other. 

Tv

 

 

LOL

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

People that are always moaning about being cold. Do my fucking nut in.

So women and old people.