[tutankamun]

Hey tutankhamun min, he meant he was 'out' of the lottery, not the thread, or the closet for that matter.

 

Stick that in your sphinx and smoke it.

 

I ken min, just trying to lighten the mood of this thread. Forgive me.

 

... and it's tutankamun.... not tutankhamun whoever that it is.

[Tommy]

And it would be 2 for a

[360]

And it would be 2 for a

[tup]

I ken min, just trying to lighten the mood of this thread. Forgive me.

 

... and it's tutankamun.... not tutankhamun whoever that it is.

 

What was that we were saying on the Beckham thread about modern b*stardisations of traditional names?

 

Albeit Scottish ones were discussed and not Egyptian, same principle though.

 

2-10-Ka- min.

[Mikeyboy1903]

Rumour has it that the ticket is from Aberdeen\Shire

[Mikeyboy1903]

Aye it's Gary Glitter who is rumoured to be living in Aberdeenshire aswell, along with James Bulgers killers, and Gabriel Batitusta.

 

 

Seriously Tup has all the inside info ....

[Bebo]

Whoever won the Euromillions last night gets £9000+ on interest per day.

 

Not bad, eh?

[The Boofon]

Whoever won the Euromillions last night gets £9000+ on interest per day.

 

Not bad, eh?

 

Not great though. 2% per annum roughly.

 

A decent return would be about 4.5 - 5% although in this financial climate interest rates are piss poor.

 

If I were the winner I'd be pretty pissed at only getting 2%.

 

Anyway chances are it's Stewart Milne that's won the f**ker and the Dons still won't see a penny. :tup:

[tup]

I'd give it all away.

[The Boofon]

I'd give it all away.

 

 

You couldn't as you don't buy tickets.

[tup]

Guaranteed it's a f**king fairmer that's won it, some old manky c**t in wellies, who'll f**king sit on it, because grippitness runs through his entire soul.

[the legend killer]

Guaranteed it's a f**king fairmer that's won it, some old manky c**t in wellies, who'll f**king sit on it, because grippitness runs through his entire soul.

my boss just said something identical to that about the fact he would give up his current sell his current company and buy a farm and work on it for the rest of his life. Me personally i would move to miami i live it up summit special

[Henry]

I would put the lot into developing an implant for womens' brains that would enable them to use logic.

 

Would improve the world immeasureably IMO.

[vanderark14]

I would put the lot into developing an implant for womens' brains that would enable them to use logic.

 

Would improve the world immeasureably IMO.

 

:applause:

[the legend killer]

buy jls t-shirts that actually fit them

[stef]

I would put the lot into developing a second heart for men that would enable them to produce enough blood to run their penis and their brain at the same time.

[boboisared]

I would put the lot into developing a second heart for men that would enable them to produce enough blood to run their penis and their brain at the same time.

Pic or gtf.

[K-9]

I would put the lot into developing a second heart for men that would enable them to produce enough blood to run their penis and their brain at the same time.

It would certainly stop us shagging ugly mingers!!

[Tommy]

It would certainly stop us shagging ugly mingers!!

 

 

I'd have thought you'd have stopped that by now.

[Henry]

Pic or gtf.

 

 

[boboisared]

Bare thy bosoms or make hasty egress.

[tutankamun]

A couple from Falkirk won it, they are to reveal their identity later today.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14161661

[tup]

A couple from Falkirk won it, they are to reveal their identity later today.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14161661

 

Wonder if they've got any Bairns?

[Henry]

Wheely good news.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Going public with all that cash? I hate them already.

Still their inevitable breakdowns, spiralling drug abuse and family break ups will be displayed nicely for all to see in the tabloids.

Absolute mugs for going public.

[tutankamun]

Going public with all that cash? I hate them already.

Still their inevitable breakdowns, spiralling drug abuse and family break ups will be displayed nicely for all to see in the tabloids.

Absolute mugs for going public.

 

Camelot will have put pressure on them to go public I reckon. Europe's biggest ever lottery win and we don't get to see who it is???

 

The News of the World would've found out who it was anyway.... oh wait.

[Dynamo]

Going public with all that cash? I hate them already.

Still their inevitable breakdowns, spiralling drug abuse and family break ups will be displayed nicely for all to see in the tabloids.

Absolute mugs for going public.

 

 

They're from Falkirk, they'll have been through that before.

 

Im nae bitter.

[muttondressedaslamb]

They'll flaunt all their cash today, then take out a superinjunction stopping all the skeletons in their closets from cashing in. c**ts

[The Boofon]

They'll flaunt all their cash today, then take out a superinjunction stopping all the skeletons in their closets from cashing in. c**ts

 

Aye because superinjunctions work.

 

I'd be deid within 6 months with a win like that.

 

The tabloids would have a field day with me as well so I'd keep quiet.

[Ando]

They're from Falkirk, they'll have been through that before.

 

Im nae bitter.

 

From Largs no less...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14161661