ericblack4boss Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Any cunt tried the American Diner out in Oyne?? Heard its a meat lovers paradise....in a non homosexual way.The fuck, you cunts out in my territory for? I will see about this! Link to comment
alscotoz Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 3 bad meals out of 3, was more just pissed off than anything. After the burger (for a 4 year old) had been sent back twice, just thought to fuck with this. I'm never one for complaining about food, if 2 out of 3 meals were good and it was only mine, I'd say nothing - but to have 3 out of 3, you think ach, fits the point - just don't return to the place. I'm one for leaving good reviews on trip advisor when I have a good meal or whatever but when I get a bad meal, I never leave a review.selfish cunt you should spread the pain Link to comment
zander Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 The fuck, you cunts out in my territory for? I will see about this!Donside was gentrified long ago chief. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Donside was gentrified long ago chief.[/quote Donside will never bend to the quiff. Of the deesiders Link to comment
Farminator Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Went to jacks steakhouse and grill last night, me, my missus and the bairn all had the fillet steak. Best steak I've had I've had since a holiday in Gran Canaria when we had a meal at a steakhouse that only served Argentinian meat. Didn't think I'd ever eat a steak as nice as the Gran Canaria one. An absolute bonus to find one just as good only 10 minutes from my house.So all in all I would highly recommend a visit to either restaurant Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Went to jacks steakhouse and grill last night, me, my missus and the bairn all had the fillet steak. Best steak I've had I've had since a holiday in Gran Canaria when we had a meal at a steakhouse that only served Argentinian meat. Didn't think I'd ever eat a steak as nice as the Gran Canaria one. An absolute bonus to find one just as good only 10 minutes from my house.So all in all I would highly recommend a visit to either restaurantOff to Gran Canaria end of November. Where might I find this steak? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Went to jacks steakhouse and grill last night, me, my missus and the bairn all had the fillet steak. Best steak I've had I've had since a holiday in Gran Canaria when we had a meal at a steakhouse that only served Argentinian meat. Didn't think I'd ever eat a steak as nice as the Gran Canaria one. An absolute bonus to find one just as good only 10 minutes from my house.So all in all I would highly recommend a visit to either restaurant There speaks a man who doesn't know his steaks. I'd avoid jack's Steakhouse purely on that note. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 It's a nice advertising pitch to those less knowledgeable than a man of the craft and held in as high esteem such as your good self, boofter. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 It's a nice advertising pitch to those less knowledgeable than a man of the craft and held in as high esteem such as your good self, boofter. I'd still avoid it. Horrendous name for a restaurant. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 I don't rate it. Boom. Top Hatters Roberto and I both think it's shite.Avoid. Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Obviously not a restuartant per ce... Found a good bar in Aberdeen earlier: The Scottish Embassy. A place full of bearded glasses wearing thinkers. No voters can go and give it the old clothed female naked male wank off in front of their sisters cowardly shit they know in their hearts. Not welcome. Fuck off. Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 In fact no voters can fuck off regardless of where they come from, wanking in front of their sisters or not. Not to be seen in, or welcome in my company. Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 @ Mad bobby Hows the move to Catalonia going?? Ginger headed prick fucked that right up!!! Sooooo much better than Scotland!!! Bak soon any time?? Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Hows it going @@Millertime ? Lang my your lum reek. Is that a saying in glasgow? Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 @ poodler looking in on my every post... How's things after the poodleress fucked you off? Still clearly hurting by getting your own back on every other naive young bint who happens to cross your path. All part of growing up I suppose...going from a doormat arsehole licker to attempting to be be a stud. Good luck chum, you have my approval. (apart from the drugs) Link to comment
rumpus Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 Haha THAT'S a review Yip. wholehearted agreement. Trip Advisor??? Nyet non, nada. Mr Pipes be da man. I salute him. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Off to Gran Canaria end of November. Where might I find this steak?Depends where you're going in Gran Canaria... Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 @ poodler looking in on my every post... How's things after the poodleress fucked you off? Still clearly hurting by getting your own back on every other naive young bint who happens to cross your path. All part of growing up I suppose...going from a doormat arsehole licker to attempting to be be a stud. Good luck chum, you have my approval. (apart from the drugs) You're better that Rumpy Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Depends where you're going in Gran Canaria...Playa Del Ingles. Sounded like he had a specific establishment in mind though. Link to comment
Farminator Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Off to Gran Canaria end of November. Where might I find this steak?Sorry for the delay in answering your query. The place was in playa del ingles, it was right across from the hotel riu Waikiki. You had to order your main meals on the morning of the night you were going in if you were having the monster steak. It was 2006 I was there so hopefully it is still in business and you can visit it, it wasn't cheap compared to the average restaurant there but was worth it as the meal, atmosphere and service were all very good.Hope you enjoy Gran Canaria, it was one of the best holidays I've had Link to comment
rumpus Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I was in a safety course today. Never seen such a thicko in all my life. The point of the excerise was to show how easy it is to make mistakes if you're put under any kind of pressure. Quick fire questions were put in his direction: 6 + 3? Answer; 7. 5 x 7? Answer; 12. Name a country in Europe that begins with D? Answer; Dussledorf. Link to comment
Farminator Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Go and admit it, Jacks Steakhouse is really pishAre you thee Jack Farminator?I've been rumbled, I am jack farminator.Was a toss up between jacks steak house or farminators steak shack.Or I am I just someone who enjoyed steak house despite the fact I was uncultured and ordered the wrong type of steak.I'll let you decide chum Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Name a cunt in Europe that begins with D? Answer; @@dave_min . Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I was in a safety course today. Never seen such a thicko in all my life. The point of the excerise was to show how easy it is to make mistakes if you're put under any kind of pressure. Quick fire questions were put in his direction: 6 + 3? Answer; 7. 5 x 7? Answer; 12. Name a country in Europe that begins with D? Answer; Dussledorf. He does sound a bit thick. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I've been rumbled, I am jack farminator.Was a toss up between jacks steak house or farminators steak shack.Or I am I just someone who enjoyed steak house despite the fact I was uncultured and ordered the wrong type of steak.I'll let you decide chum You didn't order the wrong type of steak. You ordered a steak that is not the best cut for the value of money in exchange. It was the right steak for you and the family as per your thought process. No harm done apart from the wallet a little lighter and Jack from the steakhouse laughing all the way to the bank. Confirmation of Jack's Steakhouse being shite was received yesterday with an observation they are doing a burger deal on Facebook. Link to comment
Farminator Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 You didn't order the wrong type of steak. You ordered a steak that is not the best cut for the value of money in exchange. It was the right steak for you and the family as per your thought process. No harm done apart from the wallet a little lighter and Jack from the steakhouse laughing all the way to the bank. Confirmation of Jack's Steakhouse being shite was received yesterday with an observation they are doing a burger deal on Facebook.Fair enough pal, if im honest I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to what to order in restaurants. Always been a home cooking chap.Never been one to pretend I know everything and am still willing at the age of 40 to be given advice on the best way to go about things.In other words and without an ounce of coming the cunt what is the best steak to order for when I next have one.Thanks in advance for the advice Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Fair enough pal, if im honest I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to what to order in restaurants. Always been a home cooking chap.Never been one to pretend I know everything and am still willing at the age of 40 to be given advice on the best way to go about things.In other words and without an ounce of coming the cunt what is the best steak to order for when I next have one.Thanks in advance for the advice All personal taste obviously but a rib eye is hard to beat. Folk tend to think because it's got fat in it it's a bad cut but it's the best you'll get if your choices are sirloin, fillet or rib eye. Have a go. Much better than a fillet. Link to comment
Farminator Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 All personal taste obviously but a rib eye is hard to beat. Folk tend to think because it's got fat in it it's a bad cut but it's the best you'll get if your choices are sirloin, fillet or rib eye. Have a go. Much better than a fillet.Cheers bud, my next meal out with the missus I'll be ordering the rib eye, I'm all for saving money and maintaining quality. I'll get back to you with how I get on and thanks again for the advice Link to comment
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