Paul Lawrie's Corner

[paddy]

Well done Paul!

 

COYPL

[granite sheep]

Just seein you on the fairways just now, Paul- hope the Dons' 3-1 win against the Jutes today keeps you going on to sunday!

[dj_bollocks]

Paul - how do you resist the desire to pummel those fucking septics with a Bertha every time they shout "It's in the hole" when you tee off...

 

Shoot the lot of 'em...

[tup]

Shallow end would do as he's nae the tallest.

 

I'm 5'11 which is more than enough to bring down the tallest drinks of water out there. For instance, you, if you're bigger than that.

 

I'f you're taller than that you are officially a streak of pish, probably with size 18 feet and pipe cleaner legs.

 

Any smaller than 5'9 and you are a disgrace to humanity.

 

I'm like Clint Eastwood, serene and measured, but ready for trouble 24/7, and no stranger to my fists if need be.

 

If you think I'm small, wait until you get round to attending that pint, next Aberdeen game you attend, and we'll have a square go beforehand just to settle the nerves and set the ground rules straight away.

[paddy]

I admit it. Paul Lawie is the only person who can beat me at ping pong.

[Bobby Connor]

I'm 5'11 which is more than enough to bring down the tallest drinks of water out there. For instance, you, if you're bigger than that.

 

I'f you're taller than that you are officially a streak of pish, probably with size 18 feet and pipe cleaner legs.

 

Any smaller than 5'9 and you are a disgrace to humanity.

 

I'm like Clint Eastwood, serene and measured, but ready for trouble 24/7, and no stranger to my fists if need be.

 

If you think I'm small, wait until you get round to attending that pint, next Aberdeen game you attend, and we'll have a square go beforehand just to settle the nerves and set the ground rules straight away.

 

Any shorter than 6'2 meets my definition of a midget. There's nothing wrong with being a little person Tup. Just don't go around with that terrier attitude of thinking you're a wee hard man who punches above his weight... no-one is buying into it.

 

Yap, yap, yap!

[Bobby Connor]

Paul, steady round today. Would that be fair? Totally rooting for you and willing everyone else to miss the simplest of putts!

[tup]

Paul Lawrie, Bobby Connor says you are a midget with attitude problems in one post, then tries to wish you well in the following one.

 

Breathtaking hypocrisy.

[s1dnk]

Been glued to the TV every night of the Masters, would love it if PL can get a top 10 or better.

 

Well done so far Paul, a round in the 60's and who knows?

[paullawrie]

Paul, steady round today. Would that be fair? Totally rooting for you and willing everyone else to miss the simplest of putts!

 

 

Played lovely today but missed 8 putts from inside 10 feet so very frustrating but still there

 

Nice win for afc today Enjoy the golf tonight

 

Paul.

[paullawrie]

Paul - how do you resist the desire to pummel those fucking septics with a Bertha every time they shout "It's in the hole" when you tee off...

 

Shoot the lot of 'em...

 

It's one of the main reasons I don't play here much very annoying and very loud

If I hear. Go bubba once more

 

Paul

[bonzodaddy73]

Played lovely today but missed 8 putts from inside 10 feet so very frustrating but still there

 

Nice win for afc today Enjoy the golf tonight

 

Paul.

Stick In min,your doin grand! Get out in under 36 and your in the mix.

[dj_bollocks]

It's one of the main reasons I don't play here much very annoying and very loud

If I hear. Go bubba once more

 

Paul

 

Who are you playing with the day ? Have a great one, if not I know a good lawyer in the States if you feel like lamping one !

[paullawrie]

Who are you playing with the day ? Have a great one, if not I know a good lawyer in the States if you feel like lamping one !

 

 

Playing with Lee Westwood at 2pm looking forward to it ,then home to watch Scottish boys at murcar

 

Paul

[HH_is_back]

Playing with Lee Westwood at 2pm looking forward to it ,then home to watch Scottish boys at murcar

 

Paul

 

 

Really admire your dedication to Scottish grass roots golf Paul. All the best tonight and I hope you stuff Westwood. Just remind Lee that he can't putt and you'll pump him.

 

Its actually a great draw for you I'd imagine as the Yanks will be focusing on their own and should leave you and Lee to fly under the radar as to speak. Stick in and no matter what position you finish just remember that you've already done Scotland proud.

 

Just one last thing, do you remember Gerry Reilly? He's now professional at Lochwinnoch and a gentleman, is boy is in the field at Murcar next week and hitting it well.

[fatshaft]

Good luck for the day loon.

[bruceg1978]

Great performance this week Paul. All the best today. After this week I'm sure its secured your place in the Ryder Cup team.

[robbojunior]

Good luck today Paul hope a few putts drop for you.

 

I pointed you out on telly and my missus didn't believe you were posting on afc chat in between rounds. What a boy! COYR!

[dj_bollocks]

Aye Jose was saying on the BBC that you're looking good for a Ryder Cup place... Let's make it happen !

[paullawrie]

Aye Jose was saying on the BBC that you're looking good for a Ryder Cup place... Let's make it happen !

 

 

Hugely disappointing day, short game for some reason was awful 1/9 up and downs !!!!

And again struggled with the putter but overall was in the top ten for three days so some positives

Looking forward to walking round with our youngest son tomorrow at murcar as he's playing Scottish boys,

His older brother got beat this morning which he's gutted about but that's golf

 

Paul.

[thedandydon]

Aye, hard lines Paul but theres always next year eh

Best o luck to Lawrie jnr the morn.

[diamondsr4ever]

Hugely disappointing day, short game for some reason was awful 1/9 up and downs !!!!

And again struggled with the putter but overall was in the top ten for three days so some positives

Looking forward to walking round with our youngest son tomorrow at murcar as he's playing Scottish boys,

His older brother got beat this morning which he's gutted about but that's golf

 

Paul.

 

Paul,

 

always great watching you, top 25 in a major cant be all bad....but I think yer game over the 4 days deserved better, that must be a positive.

 

now how about this afc polo shirt on the final day min?

[sooth_stander]

Giving the US Open a miss, Paul?

 

When you say the course setup doesn't suit you, what do you mean? Is it cos they normally have the US Open setup with small greens with a thick layer of rough on the aprons? I'd have thought with your short game, it would have suited you?

[paullawrie]

Giving the US Open a miss, Paul?

 

When you say the course setup doesn't suit you, what do you mean? Is it cos they normally have the US Open setup with small greens with a thick layer of rough on the aprons? I'd have thought with your short game, it would have suited you?

 

yeah not playing us open, i havnt tried to qualify for years,courses are set up with narrow fairways very thick rough and my record in that event is very poor just doesnt suit me and main goal now is making ryder cup team so better to have that week off and play bmw through to the open instead of flying to the states for a week , some people going to find that strange which i understand but makes perfect sense to me

 

cheers paul

[double-claw]

Wow

[diamondsr4ever]

yeah not playing us open, i havnt tried to qualify for years,courses are set up with narrow fairways very thick rough and my record in that event is very poor just doesnt suit me and main goal now is making ryder cup team so better to have that week off and play bmw through to the open instead of flying to the states for a week , some people going to find that strange which i understand but makes perfect sense to me

 

cheers paul

 

But youve been driving the ba so well Paul, isnt it the right time for you to have a go at the us open? especially with your game ( especially tee to green) being as good as it ever has been?

 

plenty o yanks have given our open a miss through the years I suppose

[paullawrie]

But youve been driving the ba so well Paul, isnt it the right time for you to have a go at the us open? especially with your game ( especially tee to green) being as good as it ever has been?

 

plenty o yanks have given our open a miss through the years I suppose

 

its more about the schedule than the course set up as its really three weeks as you cant play the week before and your knackered the week after so its better to miss us open and be fresh for the four big weeks after it especially as i have chance of ryder cup

obviously the us press are giving me grief saying im scared of the set up etc everyone entitled to their opinion i suppose

[bonzodaddy73]

its more about the schedule than the course set up as its really three weeks as you cant play the week before and your knackered the week after so its better to miss us open and be fresh for the four big weeks after it especially as i have chance of ryder cup

obviously the us press are giving me grief saying im scared of the set up etc everyone entitled to their opinion i suppose

I'm sure your no bothered about upsetting a few Fanks Paul. They will be more upset when they get spanked in the Ryder Cup. Hopefully your in the team.

[E-P-K]

The yanks canna be too critical, Masters winner Watson, along with PL, Charl Schwartzl and Darren Clarke are missing it.

[diamondsr4ever]

its more about the schedule than the course set up as its really three weeks as you cant play the week before and your knackered the week after so its better to miss us open and be fresh for the four big weeks after it especially as i have chance of ryder cup

obviously the us press are giving me grief saying im scared of the set up etc everyone entitled to their opinion i suppose

 

cool, would love for you to be oot there and ramin it doon their throats, but you'll have that luxury at the ryder cup!