NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Liam]

REALLY

 

poor

 

at least now your realising the economic state of everyone from in and around Glasgow.

[alscotoz]

wait...are you HONESTLY going to bring up the subject of spelling/typing?

 

 

 

that was a test

 

i threw that out there, waiting to see how lazy you were re "quippal comebacks".

 

must do better harcus parcus

 

Have to say I'm curious...what's a 'quippal'?

[Stoney]

Definitely steroids..............

[Karl Fletcher]

matwe i honestly, HONESTLY think 99% of the people on here are absolute idiots and i mean that sincerely

 

therefore, the day folk start agreeing with me en-masse, ill be worried

 

Why do you bother then?

 

For the record MT, I quite like you, I think you're a harmless loon.

 

I just disagree with a lot of what you have to say :thumbs:

[RUL]

Because he craves attention

[ollie1903]

Why do you bother then?

 

For the record MT, I quite like you, I think you're a harmless loon.

 

I just disagree with a lot of what you have to say :thumbs:

I think he's a fucking lunatic with homicidal tendencies.

 

Apart from that I quite like him.

[MikeyT]

who the HELL do you think you are?

 

anyone called "mikey" deserves to be strangled by the arms of the baby-blue cardigan they wear draped over their hairless necks

 

 

Hmm, who the HELL do I think I am? I'm just an average Dons fan, reading an AFC forum, and picking out the one person who seems constantly to have an opinion, but backs it up with meaningless drivel. "anyone called mikey ... hairless necks" - thanks for the example.

 

I know a lot of Mikeys, and I know a lot of Frankies - none of whom are particularly alike, and none of whom I predjudice because of their name. Sorry mods for this going off topic, but please, Frankie, complete this "example" by backing up your comment about "mikeys" with your usual pish. Or don't. You see, I couldn't give a flying fuck.

 

PS I have no other account on here, but have been on AFC forums right the way back to the official one.

[MikeyT]

I like the cut of Mikeys jib, seems to have millertime pegged already

 

 

Why, thank-you Stoney. If your username is a shortened version of where you live, rather than a description of your garden path - we'll probably know a lot of the same people, or even each other, given I'm only 6 miles up the road fae you

[Giblets]

Has this thread got anything to do with Langfield?

[K-9]

Has this thread got anything to do with Langfield?

Aye - it's a load of shit!!

[Dynamo]

Oh dear.........

 

 

You know what's happened and as usual will not divulge information, but would just like to let everyone know you know?

[Henry]

You know what's happened and as usual will not divulge information, but would just like to let everyone know you know?

 

[Peterheid Loon]

You know what's happened and as usual will not divulge information, but would just like to let everyone know you know?

 

No i don't. My oh dear comment was directed at the board bawbag tup for his assumption making. Nothing more.

[tup]

You're saying I'm wrong to assume that the likes of Danny Galbraith and Anders Breivik would consider a visit to 'Tup's Corner' to address their ongoing problems?

 

I'm disappointed you think that and I hope it disna put them or anyone else off.

[Peterheid Loon]

I bet you tup's corner is the highlight of your sad little life. I bet the last thing you do at night is click refresh to see if anyone has posted anything on it and first thing you do in the morning is sitch on the computer like an excited little school kid on Christmas Day to check if there is anymore new postings. Sums you up really, attention seeking loser.

[Karl Fletcher]

I bet you tup's corner is the highlight of your sad little life. I bet the last thing you do at night is click refresh to see if anyone has posted anything on it and first thing you do in the morning is sitch on the computer like an excited little school kid on Christmas Day to check if there is anymore new postings. Sums you up really, attention seeking loser.

 

Calm down old bean.

 

Tis only the Internet.

[tup]

I bet you tup's corner is the highlight of your sad little life. I bet the last thing you do at night is click refresh to see if anyone has posted anything on it and first thing you do in the morning is sitch on the computer like an excited little school kid on Christmas Day to check if there is anymore new postings. Sums you up really, attention seeking loser.

 

Switch on the computer

 

There are anymore new postings

 

Apart from that, you're 100% correct.

[Henry]

PL should maybe consider popping into tup's corner to discuss his problems.

[deco_1985]

I'm not really willing to give him advice if that's the case.

 

Maybe the mods would be so kind as to start a 'Greg Carroll's Corner' for such specialist types of problem.

 

[tup]

PL should maybe consider popping into tup's corner to discuss his problems.

 

He probably thinks he has none.

 

He sounds like the type who bottles up his feelings behind a front of bravado.

 

He thinks I'm a loser who spends every waking hour on my computer, slavishly craving the attention of my fellow Aberdeen fans.

 

As if.

[Tommy]

 

 

He thinks I'm a loser who spends every waking hour on my computer, slavishly craving the attention of my fellow Aberdeen fans.

 

As if.

 

 

FFS min, i've been humouring you all this time too.

[tup]

Just to clarify, I'm not a loser, and I dinna spend every waking hour on the internet.

 

My problem page is genuine.

[boboisared]

Peterheid Loon and Millertime have the same roids dealer.

[tup]

Having seen you in the flesh on Saturday, you look like a caring sort of bloke.

 

Mon the Tup's Corner.

 

I was caring for the two folk I arrived with.

 

One, because he was my loon, and is too small to fend for himself.

 

The other because he was a weegie cunt with alcohol issues who I felt sorry for and took with me for a day out.

[The Boofon]

I was caring for the two folk I arrived with.

 

One, because he was my loon, and is too small to fend for himself.

The other because he was a weegie cunt with alcohol issues who I felt sorry for and took with me for a day out.

 

I hope you bought him a pint.

[tup]

I hope you bought him a pint.

 

I did indeed, but he couldna drink it.

 

He bought himself a brandy instead.

 

I also bought RAZOR a pint.

[The Boofon]

I was caring for the two folk I arrived with.

 

One, because he was my loon, and is too small to fend for himself.

The other because he was a weegie cunt with alcohol issues who I felt sorry for and took with me for a day out.

 

 

How emotional.

 

Outwith the actual test, the main way to tell whether someone is a psychopath or otherwise is whether they feel emotion or empathy in appropriate situations.

 

This is the one which worries me the most, as I'm fairly devoid of appropriate emotion, and have a tendency to want to burst out laughing at funerals when everyone starts their waterworks pish.

 

I'm not one for encouraging overt public displays of emotion.

 

[tup]

I didna show any emotion when I invited him.

 

If anything, I was trying to drag him out of his emotional state.

[tup]

But yet folk hang on every word Tup says...

 

Of course they do Roberto, I'm a man of the people.

[tup]

You're a funny man, that's for sure. .

 

I've warmed to you of late.

 

Cheers.

 

You should have popped along with RAZOR on Saturday for a pint.