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[thurso]

16 minutes ago, minijc said:

Jesus fucking christ, did you not notice that Goodwin's game plan was to get Roos to give the ball to Stewart then start from there, at Wycombe they didn't dick about on the ball, Stewart only passed the ball when he had to, Goodwin had us starting moves with him.

 

So every supporter could see Stewart couldn’t pass the ball but our manager couldn’t, so that’s where the ball went. Not scales who was covering for him or either full back or ramadani dropping deep(who by the way was as bad at passing the ball).
No let’s give it to Stewart every time who was the worst passer of the lot of them, that’s why the teams closed down the other teams so we gave it gave to him. 
That must prove how worse our previous manager was  

You might be itk but you really are proving you know nothing about actual football 

[minijc]

2 minutes ago, thurso said:

So every supporter could see Stewart couldn’t pass the ball but our manager couldn’t, so that’s where the ball went. Not scales who was covering for him or either full back or ramadani dropping deep(who by the way was as bad at passing the ball).
No let’s give it to Stewart every time who was the worst passer of the lot of them, that’s why the teams closed down the other teams so we gave it gave to him. 
That must prove how worse our previous manager was  

You might be itk but you really are proving you know nothing about actual football 

Did you watch us play, fucking hell it was clear as day the ball was starting with Stewart most of the time, pitch data would suggest Stewart covered quite a lot for Scales due to him getting caught tight to his man further up the pitch leaving Stewart exposed.

Explain to me what made Ramadani a bad passer please, I'm really, REALLY interested given how much you clearly know about football even though you classed 5 strikers as better midfielders than Ramadani.

[Durrant Dived]

1 hour ago, thurso said:

Exactly great target man scored less than Darren Mackie wonder who was better 

He had a better goal ratio to game than mackie.... Miller was 1 goal every 4 mackie average 1 every 5.5. Miller definitely better.

[thurso]

3 minutes ago, minijc said:

Did you watch us play, fucking hell it was clear as day the ball was starting with Stewart most of the time, pitch data would suggest Stewart covered quite a lot for Scales due to him getting caught tight to his man further up the pitch leaving Stewart exposed.

Explain to me what made Ramadani a bad passer please, I'm really, REALLY interested given how much you clearly know about football even though you classed 5 strikers as better midfielders than Ramadani.

The ball was starting with Stewart as the opposition team stood to close to the rest of the other players in our team as they knew he was the week link leaving him the free man and that’s why the ball went to him, and as soon as it did they then closed him down which meant  he made an easy pass but put others into trouble.  How many times did Stewart get sent off because he was chasing back covering scales. Or because he fucked up himself. 
 

Ramadani was a bad passer of the ball because any further than a 10 yard pass he generally gave it away. Our 2-0 win v sevco in April was prime to that. His stats were high because like Stewart he gave a lot of 5 yard easy passes.

[thurso]

3 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

He had a better goal ratio to game than mackie.... Miller was 1 goal every 4 mackie average 1 every 5.5. Miller definitely better.

Did not realise that wow mackie really was poor 

[Durrant Dived]

2 minutes ago, thurso said:

Did not realise that wow mackie really was poor 

Fuck knows how he kept getting contracts for so long. 1998-2012. Brutal.

[Broken_Glass]

@Bebo get a fucking grip of this petty childish pish. 

Who wants to wade through pages of petty pedantic arguments?

[minijc]

8 minutes ago, thurso said:

The ball was starting with Stewart as the opposition team stood to close to the rest of the other players in our team as they knew he was the week link leaving him the free man and that’s why the ball went to him, and as soon as it did they then closed him down which meant  he made an easy pass but put others into trouble.  How many times did Stewart get sent off because he was chasing back covering scales. Or because he fucked up himself. 
 

Ramadani was a bad passer of the ball because any further than a 10 yard pass he generally gave it away. Our 2-0 win v sevco in April was prime to that. His stats were high because like Stewart he gave a lot of 5 yard easy passes.

Ramadani wasn't in the team to be attempting long passes, his job was to win the ball and move it on to someone like Clarkson, Ramadani had the highest completion rate and last I checked short passes very much count, anyway he isn't our player now as like all good players he earned his move to a better league.

[thurso]

8 minutes ago, minijc said:

Ramadani wasn't in the team to be attempting long passes, his job was to win the ball and move it on to someone like Clarkson, Ramadani had the highest completion rate and last I checked short passes very much count, anyway he isn't our player now as like all good players he earned his move to a better league.

Ok keep telling yourself that. Better leagues don’t mean better teams. 

[minijc]

2 minutes ago, thurso said:

Ok keep telling yourself that. Better leagues don’t mean better teams. 

Never said it did.

[perthshirered]

Was it Ebbe Skovdahl that came out with that famous quote about stats, something like "stats are like mini skirts, nice to look at but they are churned out too often by boring bastards who most likely have never had a ride and who have nothing better going on in their life but to try and portray themsels as some kinda smart cunt to a bunch of random strangers on the internet.

I know it's not word for word but I think its along those lines. 

[Guest]

Literally losing the will to live with @minijc and his endless, repetitive shite data facts. Give it a break son.

[JojoJuan]

Can you guys just fuck of somewhere else and bicker. 

Same fucking shite every day and in several threads. 

Really is boring as fuck. Can you just message each other directly and leave the rest of us without pages of turgid, repetitive crap to scroll through. 

Zero gets a lot of grief on here, but some of you are way worse

[Hoppy]

31 minutes ago, Broken_Glass said:

@Bebo get a fucking grip of this petty childish pish. 

Who wants to wade through pages of petty pedantic arguments?

@minijc upvoting this despite being responsible for most of the pages of petty pedantic arguments.  Put a pipe in it, you fucking bore.  Nobody is interested in your laptop manager pish.  We want wild and unsubstantiated transfer rumours!

[thurso]

28 minutes ago, minijc said:

anyway he isn't our player now as like all good players he earned his move to a better league.

 

17 minutes ago, minijc said:

Never said it did.

So what you implying with this then 

[redstrummer]

9 minutes ago, JojoJuan said:

Can you guys just fuck of somewhere else and bicker. 

Same fucking shite every day and in several threads. 

Really is boring as fuck. Can you just message each other directly and leave the rest of us without pages of turgid, repetitive crap to scroll through. 

Zero gets a lot of grief on here, but some of you are way worse

well said , some right boring cunts on here 

[Donstar83]

Wouldn't be so bad, but it's the same in every fucking thread. 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Tinyweelad said:

Literally losing the will to live with @minijc and his endless, repetitive shite data facts. Give it a break son.

Keep it up mini 🤞

[DD1903]

Lolz

[DD1903]

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[DD1903]

Lolz

[Tord31]

Pant pishers out in force today.

[shooftahmooftah]

16 minutes ago, Tord31 said:

Pant pishers out in force today.

When was the last game we won.  Charlton Athletic,  Oh the mighty Turriff United.  Don’t think they are Pant Pishers only realists. 

[DD1903]

34 minutes ago, Tord31 said:

Pant pishers out in force today.

👀

[Hoppy]

Next level pant pishing. Potatoes in pants now.

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, Tord31 said:

Robson

- We'll be bringing in 3 or 4 players

- Not easy when you want to make permanent signings and avoid having 8 loans again

- We'll need to use the loan market

 

Hopefully he/they get a nip on.

Are those his pronouns?

[BrianFaePerth]

Can we get this football shit out of here. They’ve a whole forum for it.

[Guest]

5 hours ago, minijc said:

It's absolutely pathetic from the club to want an average player as much as they do, lazy as fuck too.

Some may say that you are bang average at what you do. How much do you clear each month from your gambling addiction, sorry, formal mode of income? Let us be the judge of whether that's good, bad or indifferent, same as you have done with Scales yeah?

[minijc]

11 minutes ago, Tinyweelad said:

Some may say that you are bang average at what you do. How much do you clear each month from your gambling addiction, sorry, formal mode of income? Let us be the judge of whether that's good, bad or indifferent, same as you have done with Scales yeah?

$1500 a day, ma man!

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, AyrshireSheep said:

We missed out on Teklic because the Turks offered bigger wages. That's unfortunately just the way of it. By all accounts he was keen to come and we thought we had him.

If you were offered a new role on say £60k a year and then somebody offered you £80k you'd take the higher offer. 

Wouldn’t do it for less that $1,500 a day my man.