What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[Foster14]

I don't think they are drinking Moray Cup, it is the wrong colour...

[bonzodaddy73]

I don't know what to say to that, so I'm saying nout!

I'm pished too which aids to the fact I can't really type with one eye.

Apologies to anyone that gives a shit to me clogging up the thread.

Goodnight and fuck you all

Kind regards

Bonzo....

[360]

I used to agree with this (full fat drinks are rank), but Pepsi Max has taken the crown for me as king soft drink.

 

You're not too wrong there. Pepsi Max is a very close second to Diet Coke.

 

Plus, it is fact that diet/max drinks make better mixers for vodka/rum etc.

[360]

I'm pished aids one eye.

Bonzo....

 

[Dandyesque]

You utter bigot. You automatically assume that a fuckee is unwilling and therefore "distressed". You've obviously never had MAN love then.

 

Cunts like you wrote headlines in the Sun - and we've not forgotten - like "David takes Elton up the aisle".

 

Prejudice like this just perpetuates the myth that there is something "wrong" with homosexuality. I got news for you buster...

 

The Romans and the ancient greeks loved a good buggering, and their cultures survived much longer than your shite.

 

Run awa to your little woman with penis-envy and don't EVER ask to get back in to our club ever again.

 

Not many palm trees in Moray either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or black dudes for that matter.

 

 

 

 

Sorry- I meant corn fields- it's mainly barley.

[Big Man]

You utter bigot. You automatically assume that a fuckee is unwilling and therefore "distressed". You've obviously never had MAN love then.

 

Cunts like you wrote headlines in the Sun - and we've not forgotten - like "David takes Elton up the aisle".

 

Prejudice like this just perpetuates the myth that there is something "wrong" with homosexuality. I got news for you buster...

 

The Romans and the ancient greeks loved a good buggering, and their cultures survived much longer than your shite.

 

Run awa to your little woman with penis-envy and don't EVER ask to get back in to our club ever again.

 

 

I think you'll find what I was doing was ironising RS...

 

Although i think we've all learned alot from your post.

[Sheep#1]

I seen Moray cup in Asda (the one that 'gerbil' gangster twat was shot outside) earlier. Started laughing when I seen the two boys on the label, thinking about this thread. Never, ever seen it down here anywhere before. Must be making a comeback/branching out.

[tup]

I'm fucking starving today so I'm going to go out for my lunch.

[Henry]

1 x garlic sausage & coleslaw sandwich

 

1 x apple

 

1 x bag of crisps

 

1 x pint of juice

[Henry]

 

Plus, it is fact that diet/max drinks make better mixers for vodka/rum etc.

 

 

 

 

[tommo1903]

Today I had a bowl of tomato soup, and a ham pita bread. Followed by a packet of quavers.

 

This was washed down with a glass of water and a can of pepsi.

[tup]

Was that in the Asda canteen tommo?

[tommo1903]

Was that in the Asda canteen tommo?

 

No.

 

You?

[tup]

No.

 

You?

 

I'm not sure yet, I'm still deciding where to go for mine.

 

Wherever it is, they better serve big helpings, as I could eat a horse between two pishy mattresses right now.

[tommo1903]

I'm not sure yet, I'm still deciding where to go for mine.

 

Wherever it is, they better serve big helpings, as I could eat a horse between two pishy mattresses right now.

 

I would suggest going home and cooking it yourself.

 

Lazy bastard.

[tup]

I would suggest going home and cooking it yourself.

 

Lazy bastard.

 

I can't, on the basis that I'm nowhere near home.

 

So fuckoff.

[E-P-K]

Stir-fry mushroom and broccoli, with 2 poached eggs.

 

Greek yogurt and raspberries.

 

Glass of milk.

 

Back to work so empty fridge time.

[tommo1903]

I can't, on the basis that I'm nowhere near home.

 

So fuckoff.

 

Then go to the nearest bakery.

 

Get a sausage roll, and a funcy piece.

 

Wash down with a bottle of Irn Bru.

 

If you are feeling particularly hungry, have a mince pie as well.

 

 

Chicken sandwich, packet of skips, cremola foam to wash it down.

 

Away to tuck into a Twix and listen to Jake Bugg's album.

 

I've heard a lot of hype about Jake Bugg.

 

Not convinced.

[tup]

Then go to the nearest bakery.

 

Bakeries are overhyped.

[Redstar]

Had the last of the bacon I carried over here for lunch (4 hours ago) in a sandwich... will be getting torn into a pork fillet/houmous/Pitta combo for tea in about an hour...I can't stomach the muck the locals eat here...Baku Belly is rife all the year round and the only way to avoid it is to take in food from the UK.

[tup]

Then go to the nearest bakery.

 

Get a sausage roll, and a funcy piece.

 

 

I take it by this you mean a cake?

 

What do you take me for, some kind of poof?

 

Effeminate?

 

I dinna eat cakes ffs min.

 

I've never eaten a cake in about 20 years, and I've never had a sweet in a restaurant in my life.

 

Cakes are for old wifies.

[DD1903]

Tommo must be trying to drum up business

[Dynamo]

My home-made lentil and ham soup and a cheese and ham sandwich. Braw.

[The Boofon]

I can't, on the basis that I'm nowhere near home.

So fuckoff.

 

 

What if your kids need you?

 

Prick.

[tup]

Tommo must be trying to drum up business

 

My thoughts exactly, I don't suppose bakeries will be coping well with the recession although tommo will be glad the government backed down on the extra VAT on cornish pasties and stuff.

[The Boofon]

My thoughts exactly, I don't suppose bakeries will be coping well with the recession although tommo will be glad the government backed down on the extra VAT on cornish pasties and stuff.

 

 

There is no VAT on those anyway so it's not extra VAT.

[looksgoodinred]

Brought a salad of mixed greens, yellow and red cherry tomatoes, carrot, some leftover pork tenderloin slices on top and a tarragon vinaigrette. Activia yoghurt. And pomegranate juice.

[E-P-K]

Brought a salad of mixed greens, yellow and red cherry tomatoes, carrot, some leftover pork tenderloin slices on top and a tarragon vinaigrette. Activia yoghurt. And pomegranate juice.

 

30grams of suger per glass of pomegranate juice, more than full fat CocaCola.

[looksgoodinred]

30grams of suger per glass of pomegranate juice, more than full fat CocaCola.

 

true. but once in a while won't kill me or anyone. and at least Pom juice has phytochemicals which are supposed to be good for you (which Coke doesn't).

[tup]

There is no VAT on those anyway so it's not extra VAT.

 

Shut the fuck up.