Chewie37 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 TBF the Cloggies are the tallest race in the world. Maybe his mates are all over seven feet.That and his punches would be my bollocks height, I'm not keen on that Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I just went uber geeky and did a rough measurement of his height by judging the size of the beer glasses, 5'5". Link to comment
Merkie84 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 It might be those tiny european half litre jobs. Adjusting your calculation I make him 10'10". Sounds about right to me. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Big demand for yoyos in Amsterdam. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Ajax are shite. Good club though. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The bit I don't understand is, clearly none of them are under 5. Some of them are even drinking beer FFS Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Lack of Ronny Roars this month. Link to comment
wicker83 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 That goal just cost the victims about a half million in prize money. Satisfying How d'ye figure that? Europa league is not that lucrative:Group match victory: €360,000Group match draw: €120,000 Link to comment
360 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 How d'ye figure that? Europa league is not that lucrative:Group match victory: €360,000Group match draw: €120,000 You'll soon learn that Ke1t knows pretty much nothing about football. He likes to think he does, but he's clueless. Link to comment
tup Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 For once I agree with you 360. The Yanks love to patronise from a position of absolute ignorance. It's almost a national sport. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The bit I don't understand is, clearly none of them are under 5. Some of them are even drinking beer FFSOh, I thought they were all German submariners...... Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 <p>How d'ye figure that? Europa league is not that lucrative:Group match victory: 360,000Group match draw: 120,000What makes you think he was talking in Euros? Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 What makes you think he was talking in Euros? More likely Dollars Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I just went uber geeky and did a rough measurement of his height by judging the size of the beer glasses, 5'5". Link to comment
CHOW87 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 What a prick. Hopefully Hartley's Dees ram those words down his throat tomorrow. Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Keep the ammo coming John. Link to comment
tup Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 ^^^^ what an absolute prick that man is. Small wonder nobody can be fucked with him. Link to comment
lukas989 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I equate it to university students - sure, on paper they're smart and educated....but give them an actual problem to solve, and they often make a right cunt of themselves. Sure Celtic players can (generally) do a bunch of keepy uppies; but anything that requires having a set of massive balls, they shit themselves. They're the newly qualified ER doctor who runs off the ward on their first day, because the sight of a stomach being sliced open turns them to mush. Meanwhile the rock solid nurse, dives in no nonsense, and handles the situation admirably for way less money. We are nurses, is what I'm getting at. Link to comment
Zander1903 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 every SPL club should have this pinned on there dressing room walls, we're gonna need more teams to take points off the great Unwashed Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 What a fkn MT heid he is Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I equate it to university students - sure, on paper they're smart and educated....but give them an actual problem to solve, and they often make a right cunt of themselves. Sure Celtic players can (generally) do a bunch of keepy uppies; but anything that requires having a set of massive balls, they shit themselves. They're the newly qualified ER doctor who runs off the ward on their first day, because the sight of a stomach being sliced open turns them to mush. Meanwhile the rock solid nurse, dives in no nonsense, and handles the situation admirably for way less money. We are nurses, is what I'm getting at. +10 Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 +10Want me to use my superior intelligence to explain what he wrote? Link to comment
lukas989 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 +10 Want me to use my superior intelligence to explain what he wrote? Hush dave_min - +10 is bang on. Cheers btw Poodler Link to comment
Zander1903 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 long may it last Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 How d'ye figure that? Europa league is not that lucrative:Group match victory: €360,000Group match draw: €120,000 Aye, I was calculating CL prize money, and later realised they were pumped out of the CL and are in the Europa.... and I couldn't be fucked editing it. Link to comment
BWG Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Celtic boss Ronny Deila says Carlton Cole can be a "leader in the group" as the 31-year-old former West Ham striker prepares to join the Scottish champions in training this week. (Various) Ha. Reeks of a panic signing. Deila is shitting it. Hopefully this unsettles yon wee prick Griffiths as well. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Carlton Cole is a cracking option for them unfortunately. I dont think he is, not now. He'll fit in with their squad quite well, only hunger he has left is for the pies. Can see him and Commons coming to blows over who gets the leftovers at lunch. Great way for Celtic to spunk £20K+ a week though, I'm all for it. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Cole would be the modern equivalent of them signing Ian Wright, total pish. Might get a few goals against Partick and the like. Link to comment
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