RAZOR Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I literally have never heard of Carlton Cole. Will have to google him later Link to comment
lazio_don Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Carlton Cole lol! Have they ran out of players they can take from United? Panic stations at the Piggery! Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I literally have never heard of Carlton Cole. Will have to google him laterSeriously? Used to play for Newcastle. Signed for Man Utd, played upfront with Dwight Yorke. Even I ken fa this fat cunt is. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Seriously? Used to play for Newcastle. Signed for Man Utd, played upfront with Dwight Yorke. Even I ken fa this fat cunt is. I definitely ken Andy Cole. I often used to get described as a white Andy Cole in my time as youth. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I literally have never heard of Carlton Cole. Will have to google him later Think he's famous on twatter for being a twat. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I literally have never heard of Carlton Cole. Will have to google him later Think he was in Rise of the Foot Soldier. 1 Link to comment
Guest RosemountRed Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Any chance Hearts can grind out a result on Saturday? Link to comment
Nelly Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Any chance Hearts can grind out a result on Saturday? Nope! The way they defended against us I can see another 6-0 win to the victims. Hope I'm wrong though Link to comment
Tord31 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Hearts will park the bus so wont quite be the same game. Also, wont be stupid enough to name three strikers Link to comment
fifered Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Calton Cole is absolute rot. I really hope they do sign him and drop Griffiths. Is that story above about Collins for real? Its so ridiculous it must be a piss take. Link to comment
BWG Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 My belief is, he'll score goals for them - and probably a good amount if he plays, good impact sub for them. It is more due to the way they play I think it's good. Celtic are no longer Celtic (if that makes sense). Every time I see them, all they have is the long ball punt, they don't try and play football - and Cole is a tall striker who holds the ball up well. On this occasion, by fuck I want to be wrong. He scored 11 goals in 85 appearances over three years and he's nearly 32 years old. Can't say that this is a player I'd be worried about our defence having to deal with. Of course.. he's the next Hendrik Larsson so he is but byraway. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Thought a google search would remind me who he is but nope. Not prolific in slightest. The silly cunt has even got his surname wrong, its actually Okorie. Big Ash will smoke the cunt. Link to comment
BWG Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 He's up against Partick Thistle, Hamilton and Ross County in the Scottish league is where my comment came from. Don't get me wrong, hope he signs a contract for 20k a week and pulls a hamstring in his first game.True. But a lot of those appearances were on cup games against Gillingham etc. Granted those may have been the teams he scored against. But aye lets hope that the minkers spunk 20k a week on yet another failure. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 My belief is, he'll score goals for them - and probably a good amount if he plays, good impact sub for them. It is more due to the way they play I think it's good. Celtic are no longer Celtic (if that makes sense). Every time I see them, all they have is the long ball punt, they don't try and play football - and Cole is a tall striker who holds the ball up well. On this occasion, by fuck I want to be wrong. He's never been a goal scorer Bert, he aint going to suddenly turn into one up her. He's being signed to hold up the ball so all the other fat fucks they have can catch up with the play. Punt to him, he holds it up, 10 minutes later Commons appears, 1 in 5 will go into the back of the net. He's also used to playing in closed stadiums, good pitches and I doubt he'll take the smashing he'll get up her well either. I get why some think this will be a good signing for them, personally though I'd put this one more in the Dion Dublin category of signings than the Craig Bellamy one. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I dont think he is, not now. He'll fit in with their squad quite well, only hunger he has left is for the pies. Can see him and Commons coming to blows over who gets the leftovers at lunch. Great way for Celtic to spunk £20K+ a week though, I'm all for it. He's fat because he never turns up to training at night Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Victims seem to think we have stolen THEIR song http://www.talkceltic.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151144&page=29 Can only assume they are speaking about the Niall McGinn song going by the last one?? Cunts have stole our song... Heard that. Wankers Like they are gonna sell him?? Assume they started singing it about VVD. So they actually recycled it from us. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Really hope their new defender Jozo. Turns out a real Bozo. Could have endless fun with this name. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Victims seem to think we have stolen THEIR song http://www.talkceltic.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151144&page=29 Can only assume they are speaking about the Niall McGinn song going by the last one?? Cunts have stole our song... Heard that. Wankers Like they are gonna sell him?? Assume they started singing it about VVD. So they actually recycled it from us.They started singing it years ago about Paddy McCourt... Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 They started singing it years ago about Paddy McCourt...Why the fuck would they not want to sell that pikey cunt? Link to comment
Tord31 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Carlton Cole might be a good player in Scotland, fuck knows. Doesnt matter though as he wont score goals thats for sure. Never been a poacher. If celtic want to play one up front and this guy keeps griffiths out of the team then im all for it Link to comment
Bamber Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Surely the compliance officer will be citing Griffiths for his racist activity that he has admitted in a court of law and also his comments regarding Craig Thomson so they will need cover Only thing is the compliance officer seems to be waiting until celtic have signed cole to make his move Link to comment
lukas989 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I definitely ken Andy Cole. I often used to get described as a white Andy Cole in my time as youth. Because you were a cunt? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Because you were a cunt?I was like a shadow in the box. You didn't see me until the ball was in the onion bag Link to comment
lukas989 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I was like a shadow in the box. You didn't see me until the ball was in the onion bagAs long as the comparison ended in the field - hunky dory. Link to comment
Guest RosemountRed Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Last night made me think St Johnstone might help us out a bit this season and take points of the mhinks. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 no, he wouldn't in the slightest are you high? What are you arguing here? Do you think Carlton Cole will be a good signing for Celtic? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 The thumb will still be first choice. Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Last night made me think St Johnstone might help us out a bit this season and take points of the mhinks.Because they bet a 1st Division team? Link to comment
Henry Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Because they bet a 1st Division team? What did they bet them? Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 What did they bet them?Score draw. Link to comment
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