minijc Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Karl Fletcher used to leave his kid on a wednesday night to go play 5asides with his mates, shit da. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Think it's a carry over (carry out?) fae the AbMad days where Karl regularly showed up for work hungover on Fridays. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in. My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is. Congratulations Chutney! hope Mrs. Chutney and Baby-Chutney are doing well! Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Just had the 20wk scan this month... it's a little boy, so now there's nae excuse not to buy the AFC baby strip (home or away? Is both being over-zealous?) Due on 29th December, too. Could be a Xmas or New Yr arrival. Nae Hogmanay excesses for us this year! Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 it's like a Hat baby boom! 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 it's like a Hat baby boom! Just shows the women of the north-east aren't choosy. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Just shows the women of the north-east aren't choosy. at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition. #dundeeminker 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition. #dundeeminker NE women aren't choosy, but they are choosy enough that you went scuttling to Holland. 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition. #dundeeminker NE women aren't choosy, but they are choosy enough that you went scuttling to Holland. girls, you're both pretty. i think children are about the best thing in the world. i envy all of you, and wish i were doing it again. i'll just have to wait on (hopefully) some grandkids. Link to comment
tup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 £136 a week! For nursery? What That canna be real. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 you should see the privce of childcare in netherlands then karl min. youve got it lucky. or here. licensed childcare here for a toddler will set you back about £160-225 a week. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Childcare costs are fucking mental. Reason enough no to bother! Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 £136 a week! For nursery? What That canna be real.There's more expensive ones than that. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/fatherhood-advice-comedians?src=soc_fcbks There are plenty of parenting tips out there, and whatever advice you find, you can probably find another source that contradicts it. If you're sick of reading sterile, boring books and articles on being a good dad, take a break with some of the best stand-up bits on fatherhood out there. At least you won't find anything funnier. And always remember the wisdom of Louis C.K.: "'Fk it.' That's really the attitude that keeps a family together." Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I was never put into childcareMy parents loved meYou'll have a whole;generation of teenage mongols with mummy and daddy issues in the north east in 10/15 years as their parents punted their kids to a nursery/after school care in order for the parents to continue climbing some souless corporate ladder for an oil company to fund their shallow lives in a new build house, with an audi in the garage and annual holiday to Florida Fuck that Link to comment
tup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 You should look after your own children. I would never trust a stranger with my small children, they need parental guidance. Link to comment
tup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Agreed tommo1903, career before kids = bad news. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 You should look after your own children. I would never trust a stranger with my small children, they need parental guidance. get off AFC Chat then. 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Agreed tommo1903, career before kids = bad news. Surely its better to be skint and spend time with children rather than be materialistic and leave them with strangers. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I was never put into childcare My parents loved me You'll have a whole;generation of teenage mongols with mummy and daddy issues in the north east in 10/15 years as their parents punted their kids to a nursery/after school care in order for the parents to continue climbing some souless corporate ladder for an oil company to fund their shallow lives in a new build house, with an audi in the garage and annual holiday to Florida Fuck that Fucking Mummy's boy 2 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Fucking Mummy's boy Negative. Link to comment
tup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Yes it is tommo because your kids will turn out better people. Assuming the parents care about that of course. Selfishness is where the answer lies. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Aye, if yi want tommo. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Yes it is tommo because your kids will turn out better people. Assuming the parents care about that of course. Selfishness is where the answer lies. Correct. Karl_Felcher is also gay. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Getting a bit personal lads. You don't know me or anything about my situation so who are you to generalise? The funny thing is, if any of the cunts on here said that kind of thing to my face in real life they'd have their fucking heids to play with. Bash on behind your keyboards though 2 Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Nice guy Karl showing his darker side......... I like it. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Getting a bit personal lads. You don't know me or anything about my situation so who are you to generalise? The funny thing is, if any of the cunts on here said that kind of thing to my face in real life they'd have their fucking heids to play with. Bash on behind your keyboards though Why would I have my head to play with? That doesnt make sense. However, i don't like talking about other people's children so I admit i may have been out of line there. Posts edited. You drunken fool. Link to comment
tup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I doubt it Karl, if you attempted that you'd regret it, seeing as I've said nothing personal about you. So much for being a nice guy though eh? Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Cheers Tommo. I doubt it Karl, if you attempted that you'd regret it, seeing as I've said nothing personal about you.So much for being a nice guy though eh? Was speaking in general tup. A lot of shit on here about me recently has been bang out of order and totally unfounded. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Cheers Tommo. Was speaking in general tup. A lot of shit on here about me recently has been bang out of order and totally unfounded. I agree. It's because people like The Boofon take the internet too seriously. Link to comment
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