davarob Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Bucksburn station doesn't have a canteen that serves food, I've been held in the cells there and got a chipper.What a predictable boring cunt you are. 'I've been held in cells there' Hoping someone will reply with 'Ohhhh, what were you in the cells for Dayts?' Then you can harp on about some uninteresting non-event that happened 3 decades ago. AFC Chat's Uncle Albert. 2 3 Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Was merely stating a fact oh angry one! Chill out min, breathe and relax..... 1 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Bucksburn station doesn't have a canteen that serves food, I've been held in the cells there and got a chipper. Ohhhh, what were you in the cells for Dayts? (as an aside I got a McD's when I visited) Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ohhhh, what were you in the cells for Dayts? (as an aside I got a McD's when I visited) Just the usual, rape and looting, and the chipper was greasy, went to davies instead of mike's, really not on. Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Just the usual, rape and looting, and the chipper was greasy, went to davies instead of mike's, really not on. Nae assault/resisting arrest? Yer going soft in yer old age. Davy's really is a shit chipper. Saying that, last few times I've been to Mike's it's been pretty poor too, whereas the Ashvale seems to lately have really picked up it's game. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Nae assault/resisting arrest? Yer going soft in yer old age. Davy's really is a shit chipper. Saying that, last few times I've been to Mike's it's been pretty poor too, whereas the Ashvale seems to lately have really picked up it's game. Aye Davy's is just a couple minutes walk from my house but I rarely ever go there these days, greasy as fuck and really poor quality. It's owned by ex Aberdeen Chairman Ian Donald, he was left it in the will from the last owner, they were best mates apparently. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Man sets fire to shed. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3372381 Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 The polis serious brought yous in a chippy/Maccy Ds? Did you get to chose what you wanted and did you have to pay for it? Seems a waste of tax payers money if not! When I was 'detained' for a night, I didn't get as much as a cup of tea, but to be fair they let me go at 7am, so wasn't really time and wasn't up for hanging around and sharing a brew and perusing the morning papers with them. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 The polis serious brought yous in a chippy/Maccy Ds? Did you get to chose what you wanted and did you have to pay for it? Seems a waste of tax payers money if not! When I was 'detained' for a night, I didn't get as much as a cup of tea, but to be fair they let me go at 7am, so wasn't really time and wasn't up for hanging around and sharing a brew and perusing the morning papers with them.Did you share a dry out cell with Bri? Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Did you share a dry out cell with Bri? Fraid not, my misdemeanour was many moons ago now, Bri's delinquency is a more recent carry on. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 A five-figure sum of money was stolen from a security van outside a cash and carry on Monday. The van, a G4S security vehicle, had stopped outside Makro in the Altens area of Aberdeen when the money was stolen at 12.30pm. No one was injured in the incident but the security guard was left shaken. A spokesman for Police Scotland said: "A male approached a G4S security vehicle and a low five-figure sum of money was stolen. "A grey 4x4 was then seen driving at speed and in an erratic manner from the locus towards the Charleston flyover. "The male involved is described as being in his mid 20s, around 6ft tall, of athletic build with stubble on his face. He was wearing dark clothing and spoke with a local accent." Does anyone on here have stubble, or drive a 4x4? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Does anyone on here have stubble, or drive a 4x4? Yes. I have both stubble and a 4x4. A black 4x4 though so I'm in the clear. Phew. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 All well and good, but would you have shagged Snuffy Ivy? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I don't know her but if she's anything like Keith's "Aunt Sally" or Buckie's "Feil Gina" then yes, yes I would. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Yes. I have both stubble and a 4x4. A black 4x4 though so I'm in the clear. Phew. You have had a helluva paper round if you are in your mid-20s. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I don't know her but if she's anything like Keith's "Aunt Sally" or Buckie's "Feil Gina" then yes, yes I would. Sooooooozie. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 You have had a helluva paper round if you are in your mid-20s. I maybe look like I'm in my mid 20s and that's what fooled them Brian. Link to comment
tainboy Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I'm clear. My 4x4 is red. And I'm not 6ft. Nor in my 20s. Nor in the country. I was getting worried there. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 Can minijc drive and does his dad own a grey 4x4? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Well played Spencer Bono. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3387696 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Pretty odd case, a guy in his 30's found dead beside the carnival. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=593640044007631&set=a.179878192050487.37031.167269466644693&type=1&theater Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Pretty odd case, a guy in his 30's found dead beside the carnival. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=593640044007631&set=a.179878192050487.37031.167269466644693&type=1&theaterYou'd think you'd notice someone who was only wearing one trainer. Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 You'd certainly hop so 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 You'd certainly hop so Cause of death? He's nae two fit. Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 He must have arrived at the beach with one foot in the grave Link to comment
zander Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Dressed like that stick on Eastern European. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 He's ginger, not sure if that's relevant, would suggest he's Scottish though. I'm nae sure I'd dress in Orange if I was ginger. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Has anyone seen Bad Mobby recently? Link to comment
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