Match Thread Aberdeen 2 - 0 Hearts

[Henry]

 

Berra (solid, wins more headers / tackles than rest of league's CHs)

 

 

Also able to play football and read newspapers at the same time. 

[Andy_123]

Any sort of win and no injuries and I’ll be happy.

 

Surely McInnes won’t change our lineup for this one.

 

Hearts are shite, need to get stuck right into them.

[Betty Swallicks]

Thanks for the run down of your first team. Really insightful stuff. You were probably thinking no one would have any interest in reading your appraisal of each individual squad member but how wrong you were.

 

Who the fucks writes an entire appraisal of their team on another teams forum?

 

The brain aids must be kicking in now.

[oilcat]

Also able to play football and read newspapers at the same time. 

 

 

Just greets when ballboys slag him

[CityCentre]

Crowd prediction: 15,679

[V for Vendetta]

Considine talking about us sneaking into the title race is a bit premature I think.

 

Get a win over Hearts then we can say we are in it again - and go into the Celtic game feeling like we can challenge them.

 

Even then I think if we are really seriously thinking of ourselves in that context we need to be working really hard to make some improvements in January - not just pulling in 1 guy on loan and hoping for the best. We need to be moving a couple out either loan/sold/paid off and bringing in 2 or 3 good additions to genuinuely improve the depth. And extending Lowe's deal is a must really.

[dave_min]

Crowd prediction: 15,678

[the_shrimp]

Sammy Cosgrove Ballon d'or will battering ram the fuck out of these pussys.

[Tord31]

Considine talking about us sneaking into the title race is a bit premature I think.

 

Get a win over Hearts then we can say we are in it again - and go into the Celtic game feeling like we can challenge them.

 

Even then I think if we are really seriously thinking of ourselves in that context we need to be working really hard to make some improvements in January - not just pulling in 1 guy on loan and hoping for the best. We need to be moving a couple out either loan/sold/paid off and bringing in 2 or 3 good additions to genuinuely improve the depth. And extending Lowe's deal is a must really.

 

We are still dog shit really but if we can remain undefeated in these next three games and seriously sort ourselves out in January (i.e. like 4 OUT 4 IN) then maybe we could hang in there for a period.

Absolutely fucking no chance the current squad is good enough to win the league.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Referee - John Beaton

 

 

Referee for the Tims game on Boxing Day...........Willie Bastarding Collum!!!

 

Are you really surprised?

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Sammy, Sammy cooool

Sammy, Sammy cooool

 

S - superior

A - amazing

M - magnificent

M - monumental

And Whyyyyyyayayay - yeah

 

Ess ay em em why

Ess ay em em why

 

Mixing and matching your disco classics there.....not sure I approve pater.

[1903Fitba]

2-1 Dons win. Hopefully from a pen that we shouldn’t have had. Shinnie to break Naismiths leg but only get a yellow. Etc etc.

 

 

Fuck hearts

[Scotty_Toronto]

Anyway, you don't care, nobody cares. Just me. Happy Christmas to Scotland's 4th or 5th biggest.

 

Any holiday wishes for us?

[StandFree1982]

 

Cochrane is out too. Sounds like Naismith is back though. Going to be a real makeshift team for Saturday. I think we'll go with a 4-5-1 - Naismith up top.

 

I can honestly see us controlling this game. Our players will be desperate to make up for last Friday. Aberdeen are no better than Hibs, Motherwell or the likes. How they are in the top six is beyond me.

 

We'll beat them 2-0. Watch them plummet down the table after Saturday. Honestly believe they'll be bottom 6 this year - back where they belong.

 

I particularly like the "How they are in the top 6 is beyond me" comment.  It's almost as if the complexities of a league and the points system is beyond his grasp. 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Who the fucks writes an entire appraisal of their team on another teams forum?

 

The brain aids must be kicking in now.

 

Me. I do that. In fact - I do EXACTLY that.

 

smiley emoji / shoulder shrug emoji

[Dynamo]

So the general consensus is we're starting to find form and Hearts are back to being shite. 

 

Away win.

[YorkDon]

2-1 Dons win. Hopefully from a pen that we shouldn’t have had. Shinnie to break Naismiths leg but only get a yellow. Etc etc.

 

 

Fuck hearts

He’s nae Scott the mutant Brown,tho he wouldn’t even get a talking to for the above...

[redone]

So the general consensus is we're starting to find form and Hearts are back to being shite. 

 

Away win.

 

Aye , I'm fearing a bit of deja vu from a home game v Hearts in Deek's first season.

 

We were in good form , with a real feelgood factor about us. Hearts were already as good as relegated after a 15 point deduction before the season had even started, and were fielding a very young team and usually losing

 

We started off well and McGinn scored early on. But he then missed a pen soon after. Then Robson got sent off early in the seecond half , and though we still had most of the possession , they scored three and won 3-1.

 

Too many similarities with that at the moment for my liking

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Aye , I'm fearing a bit of deja vu from a home game v Hearts in Deek's first season.

 

We were in good form , with a real feelgood factor about us. Hearts were already as good as relegated after a 15 point deduction before the season had even started, and were fielding a very young team and usually losing

 

We started off well and McGinn scored early on. But he then missed a pen soon after. Then Robson got sent off early in the seecond half , and though we still had most of the possession , they scored three and won 3-1.

 

Too many similarities with that at the moment for my liking

 

 

Mind we were in for McGinn til we got trumped by Aberdeen offering him a 16 year deal. Ha ha. A poor man's Dennis Wyness. Deputy Dog looking no mark.

[mcdougall(4)]

Mind we were in for McGinn til we got trumped by Aberdeen offering him a 16 year deal. Ha ha. A poor man's Dennis Wyness. Deputy Dog looking no mark.

 

 

Mate you have players in your team their mums don't know 

 

Enjoy the championship again 

[afc_blockhead]

Mind we were in for McGinn til we got trumped by Aberdeen offering him a 16 year deal. Ha ha. A poor man's Dennis Wyness. Deputy Dog looking no mark.

 

Yeah .. I would much rather have such incredible signings as Olly Lee    

 

A huge signing for you from Luton Town.

 

Are we really getting trolled by someone whose team have won 1 in 9 and lost FIVE NIL to Livingston last week ... 5 nil WHS ... 

[fine-n-dandy]

"The fact that Aberdeen are such perennial losers makes our current plight even worse. It's temporary though and our historic superiority will be reclaimed shortly".

 

The above is what a Hearts fan posted on another forum today. It sums up the utter delusion of Hearts fans in general. They win 3 major trophies in the last 56 years yet one of their fans fails to see the irony in calling another Scottish club perennial losers. A Scottish club that happens to lead them 19-11 in major trophies won since they have competed against each other. And has finished above them in the league for the last 6 seasons. Yet somehow they believe they have historic superiority over a club that has reached heights in the game their fans can only dream of.

 

Laughable. The most deluded fans in Scotland bar none and by some distance.

       

 

Yeah, I mind when they won the SC in 98, up until then the Hibs fans used to sing the old 'the cupboards are bare, there's no silverware, it's (insert new number each year) years in a row

 

36 years without a trophy up to that point until they finally won something again. Then Romanov bought another couple after that lol & those THREE trophies are basically all that pretty much any of them that aren't pretty much pension age remember

 

FIVE of their major honours came before we were even formed & FOUR of them were not only not even in the last century but the one BEFORE that lol

[V for Vendetta]

We are still dog shit really but if we can remain undefeated in these next three games and seriously sort ourselves out in January (i.e. like 4 OUT 4 IN) then maybe we could hang in there for a period.

Absolutely fucking no chance the current squad is good enough to win the league.

 

I'd agree..

 

but I'd add that if Celtic continue to be inconsistent and Hibs, Hearts, us, Rangers, Kilmarnock keep giving them a hard time then the gap can be closer without us actually being anywhere near as good as we were say 2 or 3 years ago when we were pushing them but no one else was there week to week.

 

I think our squad is poor but so all those other teams I've mentioned are also filled with weaknesses to be exploited.

 

Its almost an interesting league at the moment.

[V for Vendetta]

       

 

Yeah, I mind when they won the SC in 98, up until then the Hibs fans used to sing the old 'the cupboards are bare, there's no silverware, it's (insert new number each year) years in a row

 

36 years without a trophy up to that point until they finally won something again. Then Romanov bought another couple after that lol & those THREE trophies are basically all that pretty much any of them that aren't pretty much pension age remember

 

FIVE of their major honours came before we were even formed & FOUR of them were not only not even in the last century but the one BEFORE that lol

 

That's actually a pretty stark assessment when you also consider the Romanov ones were essentially bought with massive unpaid debts. Take that away and essentially they've won next to fuck all in living memory.

 

When I was at school there was 1 Jambo in our whole school. He was (no exaggeration) an effeminate, limp wristed, curly haired, hunch backed, chubby, ugly, waddling, whining, poofy mess. And that is how I pretty much visualise all Jambo's now.

[G31DON]

Christophe Berra, last seen getting so badly skinned by Dolly Menga, he was face down in the (astro)turf as Menga slotted it into the net on the way to a 5 - 0 win.  For Livingston.  That Christophe Berra?

[fine-n-dandy]

Christophe Berra, last seen getting so badly skinned by Dolly Menga, he was face down in the (astro)turf as Menga slotted it into the net on the way to a 5 - 0 win.  For Livingston.  That Christophe Berra?

 

He Berra watch out cos Cosgroves about

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Levein to attempt to shitfest his way to a point.

 

Either Big Cossie, wee Mayee and almost-giving-a-fuck-now McGinnee have a stormer and we rip them a new one

 

Or

 

Their centre half to rise inexplicably in front of the RDS on 80 minutes and punch another over hit cross out of the park.

 

Take either

[strachanmcgheegoal]

He Berra watch out cos Cosgroves about

He Berra not cry.

[BWG]

Ballon d'or is coming to town

[The Brocher]

Rumours that Naismith is going to the tims in Jan