Coronavirus

[Zeus]

Tbh the only pant wetting going on(serious amounts of pish being pished) is in the transfer rumours thread 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said:

What pant wetting is involved in saying she had called another briefing and that she emphasised we are yet again at a really critical point of the pandemic? Facts was it not?

This was the pant wetting. Specifically the "here we go again!!" part. 

2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Sturgeon called a briefing this afternoon due to increasing numbers. Here we go again!!

There was nothing of note. Just a wee update and an attempt to reinforce how vital folk getting vaccinated is. 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Parklife said:

This was the pant wetting. Specifically the "here we go again!!" part. 

There was nothing of note. Just a wee update and an attempt to reinforce how vital folk getting vaccinated is. 

So a tongue in cheek "here we go" equates to pant pishing? Jesus wept. 

[NEM]

15 minutes ago, Roberto said:

When's the next batch of kids holidays? I'll go a week before that.

7 weeks until the tattie picking holidays

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Here we go again? What the fuck you on about, committee man?

#VALPAKORA

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Not like you. 

Love Alanis Morissette. 

[NEM]

12 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

But what about the masks, what about anti social distancing, what about the vaccine. That was going to fix everything.

If eh wasn’t such an ignorant prick (copyright Parky) eh would understand how it would be even worse without them.

Yet we have record numbers of cases compared to practically zero this time last year ?

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

So a tongue in cheek "here we go" equates to pant pishing? Jesus wept. 

Sometimes tongue in cheek comments can be hard to pick up in the written word. 

 

[Joe pike]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I didn't watch it, how many of those getting Covid have been double jabbed?

Highest it has been was breaking news on my phone (since March). I didn't read the article.

So is the vaccine working?

I prefer the Taliban stories.

Sturgeon said 1 in 3 getting covid had been doubled jabbed,

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Two areas you need to learn to avoid;

"Bantz" and debate.

Only area you need to learn to avoid:

AFC-Chat

[Parklife]

Just now, Joe pike said:

Sturgeon said 1 in 3 getting covid had been doubled jabbed,

And given about 70% of the population has been double-jabbed, that shows how effective the vaccine is in reducing transmission. 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Parklife said:

Sometimes tongue in cheek comments can be hard to pick up in the written word. 

 

Think you should know by now i dont particularly take the covid restrictions seriously, hence there wont be any pant pissing from me

(oh you're hard, mutant, idiot etc etc)

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

It's coming, you'll be delighted to know. You types have got the environment you deserve.

Thank the lord. 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

It wasn't tongue in cheek. He was anticipating a lockdown. He's a moron. 

Absolutely was not. She hasnt got the bottle to do that now. Just found it humerous she called a briefing to give us very little information. Must be missing her daily TV updates. 

[NEM]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Can we not keep him - his bi-weekly meltdowns are amusing

[minijc]

12 minutes ago, NEM said:

Yet we have record numbers of cases compared to practically zero this time last year ?

Stadiums and night clubs weren't open this time last year.

[NEM]

They've been open a few weeks.  Cases were massively out of kilter prior to that compared to the same time last year

[minijc]

10 minutes ago, NEM said:

They've been open a few weeks.  Cases were massively out of kilter prior to that compared to the same time last year

I imagine as more folk have got jabbed they've ditched following the rules, a lot more people interacting with others, going to peoples houses and so on.  It shouldn't be a concern, hospitalisations haven't got out of control and deaths seem to still be low, those two things would suggest that the jab is offering a good layer of protection for fighting the virus.

[NEM]

14 minutes ago, minijc said:

I imagine as more folk have got jabbed they've ditched following the rules, a lot more people interacting with others, going to peoples houses and so on.  It shouldn't be a concern, hospitalisations haven't got out of control and deaths seem to still be low, those two things would suggest that the jab is offering a good layer of protection for fighting the virus.

Or it’s summer and folks immune systems are naturally at their strongest and the virus has weakened as its mutated. Let’s see what happens in winter, hopefully you’re right 

 

 

[DelMonte]

6 hours ago, NEM said:

Vaccine working well then ?

Am I missing something? Do you understand how a vaccine works!? Cmon to fuck

[Ke1t]

Vaccine seems to be working as a vaccine should. 

Horse deworming pills, the current go-to of the Right, doesn't seem to be doing anything except poisoning a whole bunch of thick cunts. 

So, that's funny. 

[redstrummer]

what's the rules if someone in your household tests positive but you are double jabbed ? still have to isolate ? having a debate with a mate who reckons you don't have to after the 9th but don't see anything saying that online close contact yes you don't have to isolate as long as you take a test and show no symptoms . Bit annoyed with him as he came round to my house to tell me his step son had tested positive , putting me at risk !!

[Simply Red]

^kick the fuck out him is the answer

[Zeus]

Or just chill out?

[Don Fonte]

7 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Things can only get wetter.

Just like Sexy Sturgeo's lovely little quim.

[NEM]

1 hour ago, DelMonte said:

Am I missing something? Do you understand how a vaccine works!? Cmon to fuck

We were repeatedly told the vaccine would prevent or vastly reduce transmission.  Turns out it doesn't ergo there's no valid argument for covid passports or any restrictions being placed on anyone turning it down.  

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, redstrummer said:

what's the rules if someone in your household tests positive but you are double jabbed ? still have to isolate ? having a debate with a mate who reckons you don't have to after the 9th but don't see anything saying that online close contact yes you don't have to isolate as long as you take a test and show no symptoms . Bit annoyed with him as he came round to my house to tell me his step son had tested positive , putting me at risk !!

Crack on with life and don’t give a fuck, wear a mask if you are robbing shops  - don’t go visiting anyone vulnerable, wear a t-shirt saying cheers Boris and Nicola for destroying the economy for glorified flu

Would be my advice 

[manboobs109]

Didn't see her chat but I'm willing to bet restrictions will be in place in January.

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, redstrummer said:

what's the rules if someone in your household tests positive but you are double jabbed ? still have to isolate ? having a debate with a mate who reckons you don't have to after the 9th but don't see anything saying that online close contact yes you don't have to isolate as long as you take a test and show no symptoms . Bit annoyed with him as he came round to my house to tell me his step son had tested positive , putting me at risk !!

Just keep quiet and go about your normal life. 

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, redstrummer said:

what's the rules if someone in your household tests positive but you are double jabbed ? still have to isolate ? having a debate with a mate who reckons you don't have to after the 9th but don't see anything saying that online close contact yes you don't have to isolate as long as you take a test and show no symptoms . Bit annoyed with him as he came round to my house to tell me his step son had tested positive , putting me at risk !!

It’s really imperative you never leave the house again lest you become struck down by this terrible affliction. Should probably stop posting on here whilst you’re at it.