Coronavirus

[Geoff_Tipps]

Saying the restrictions are in place because the SNP don't like football and drinking is just comical.

 

I assume you were fishing?

[Reed or deed]

Just lock every cunt in for the next 6 months. Any cunt who survives and comes out sane, wins.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buy anything nice, RS?

 

Barbour jacket ..

Then stole a 1 iron...up the trooser leg..

Brazenly Chaplinesce?

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

Saying the restrictions are in place because the SNP don't like football and drinking is just comical.

 

I assume you were fishing?

The SNP have a stated aim of reducing alcohol consumption in Scotland. They also have a hard on for behaviour at football. They are using this to help achieve two of their goals. 

Even you must see the music thing and the curfew are counter productive. Why can a person get on a train, go to several shops but if he's in a pub and is positive only the pub has to close, deep clean, staff isolate etc? 

The football thing is even more ridiculous, I know a junior football team that had to draw the blinds in their social club while the team played a friendly so that the people in the club couldn't watch the game. Instructions from the gvt via the council. 

[Geoff_Tipps]

??? you weren't joking were you? 

 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The SNP have a stated aim of reducing alcohol consumption in Scotland. They also have a hard on for behaviour at football. They are using this to help achieve two of their goals. 

Even you must see the music thing and the curfew are counter productive. Why can a person get on a train, go to several shops but if he's in a pub and is positive only the pub has to close, deep clean, staff isolate etc? 

The football thing is even more ridiculous, I know a junior football team that had to draw the blinds in their social club while the team played a friendly so that the people in the club couldn't watch the game. Instructions from the gvt via the council. 

Kids soft play areas as well - Scottish Government fuckin hates them. They also have not yet been allowed to reopen.

Alcohol, football hooligans and Kids soft play we’ve established - anything else the SNP hates?

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The SNP have a stated aim of reducing alcohol consumption in Scotland. They also have a hard on for behaviour at football. They are using this to help achieve two of their goals. 

Even you must see the music thing and the curfew are counter productive. Why can a person get on a train, go to several shops but if he's in a pub and is positive only the pub has to close, deep clean, staff isolate etc? 

The football thing is even more ridiculous, I know a junior football team that had to draw the blinds in their social club while the team played a friendly so that the people in the club couldn't watch the game. Instructions from the gvt via the council. 

No way man 

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Kids soft play areas as well - Scottish Government fuckin hates them. They also have not yet been allowed to reopen.

Alcohol, football hooligans and Kids soft play we’ve established - anything else the SNP hates?

 

 

Noise and music. They really fucking hate music. And the sound of folk chatting. 

Jukebox Nazis.

Fucking animals.

Up the tories i say

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Noise and music. They really fucking hate music. And the sound of folk chatting. 

Jukebox Nazis.

Fucking animals.

Up the tories i say

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[The Cockney Don]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

It’s common knowledge that kids that play in soft play areas turn into alcoholic fitba hooligans 

I never used to play in soft play areas when i was a kid. ?

[Reed or deed]

They hate old folk as well.

Illustrated clearly by how they’ve isolated them in their prisons, cutting them off from civilisation.

Just now and again initiating a stealth attack sending agents in to administer disease, before ultimately throwing them to the wolves.

[Parklife]

31 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The SNP have a stated aim of reducing alcohol consumption in Scotland. They also have a hard on for behaviour at football. They are using this to help achieve two of their goals. 

Even you must see the music thing and the curfew are counter productive. Why can a person get on a train, go to several shops but if he's in a pub and is positive only the pub has to close, deep clean, staff isolate etc? 

The football thing is even more ridiculous, I know a junior football team that had to draw the blinds in their social club while the team played a friendly so that the people in the club couldn't watch the game. Instructions from the gvt via the council. 

 

15 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

No way man 

Like they have had to do every single match day for the past 30 years too? 

[tutankamun]

31 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Kids soft play areas as well - Scottish Government fuckin hates them. They also have not yet been allowed to reopen.

Alcohol, football hooligans and Kids soft play we’ve established - anything else the SNP hates?

 

 

Soft play is an odd one. I thought kids under 12 were basically immune? They’re not included in the rule of 6 and are allowed to play together anywhere else. Bizarre.

[Guest milne_afc]

43 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

The football thing is even more ridiculous, I know a junior football team that had to draw the blinds in their social club while the team played a friendly so that the people in the club couldn't watch the game. Instructions from the gvt via the council. 

Same thing applies at every ground in the country. 

You can't view the pitch while drink is served. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Same thing applies at every ground in the country. 

You can't view the pitch while drink is served. 

Exactly. 

[Fridge]

Soft play areas are full of minks. Folk don’t even bother watching what the kids are doing and just fire them in so they can go for a coffee. 
 

 

[Henry]

14 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Soft play areas are full of minks. Folk don’t even bother watching what the kids are doing and just fire them in so they can go for a coffee. 
 

 

Oh ho, protective Dad hovering over his little darlings at the soft play, lest his privately educated angels have to interact with a bairn off a council estate who’s parents have dared to order a toastie and talk amongst themselves for ten seconds. 

[Fridge]

Correct. What’s your point? Nae saying everyone is like that but they are in general full of chavs. 

[tutankamun]

41 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Same thing applies at every ground in the country. 

You can't view the pitch while drink is served. 

I guess we’re all getting used to absurd, arbitrary rules these days...

[Henry]

13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You're a funny cunt H. Are you from Orkney? Do you know Michael Schinkel?

Ken the name from the paper. 

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Correct. What’s your point? Nae saying everyone is like that but they are in general full of chavs. 

Dutch Mill clientele rubbing off on you fridgo. Midlife crisis o&g superstars, fake tan and brogues. Too much aftershave.

Subhuman scum. 

(Not been in a soft play yet, wont be long nae doot, wee man’s bouncing off the walls)

[Fridge]

Incorrect. Folk let their kids run riot. I keep an eye on mine.

There are total minks in these places fuck off and don’t give a fuck about what their kids are up to.

[NEM]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Part of this is your own fault for taking the piss out of the “exercise” rule 

but really it’s the governments‘ fault for thinking that you daft Brits have the sense to follow rules and not take the piss 

shocking behaviour 

need to get you lot locked down for two months with no exercise 

Spain not got the highest cases in Europe with Madrid on the verge of lockdown? That's what they were saying on the news last night

[tutankamun]

4 minutes ago, NEM said:

Spain not got the highest cases in Europe with Madrid on the verge of lockdown? That's what they were saying on the news last night

Madrid was locked down last Friday, citizens not allowed to leave the city.

Tomorrow, Paris goes into lockdown 2 as well. Another farcical situation where all bars are to close but restaurants can stay open. “10 pints of lager and a cheese toastie please”

[NEM]

Just now, tutankamun said:

Madrid was locked down last Friday, citizens not allowed to leave the city.

Tomorrow, Paris goes into lockdown 2 as well. Another farcical situation where all bars are to close but restaurants can stay open. “10 pints of lager and a cheese toastie please”

Iron Horse in Glasgow before cup finals etc.  Ten pints and ten lorne baps (square rolls or something the locals called them)

You're right though - a complete nonsense

 

 

[daytripping]

10 minutes ago, NEM said:

Spain not got the highest cases in Europe with Madrid on the verge of lockdown? That's what they were saying on the news last night

 

Dirty Dago's, take a shit over there and don't wash hands,next second building your sanny/baguette. Horrible people, if it wasn't hot there people wouldn't go.

[daytripping]

4 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Madrid was locked down last Friday, citizens not allowed to leave the city.

Tomorrow, Paris goes into lockdown 2 as well. Another farcical situation where all bars are to close but restaurants can stay open. “10 pints of lager and a cheese toastie please”

Paris is like a suburb of Africa, horrible place, zero hygiene, no surprise the virus loves it. Hole in the floor where a toilet should be, just wtf.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Whats the deal with those foreign toilets where you shite and it lands on a wee ledge?  Weird looking at your own shite. Quite a giggle when you recognise wee bits of food you've had though. 'Ahhhhh.., not blood , red peppers!"

You've seen the pizza shite, too? 

[The Cockney Don]

15 minutes ago, NEM said:

Iron Horse in Glasgow before cup finals etc.  Ten pints and ten lorne baps (square rolls or something the locals called them)

You're right though - a complete nonsense

 

 

Amount of bacon rolls i'd get offered in there was unreal, all the lads wanted was a pint, fuck the food.

I never ever had to buy food there to get a drink though. 

 

[Misers Hill]

28 minutes ago, daytripping said:

 

Dirty Dago's, take a shit over there and don't wash hands,next second building your sanny/baguette. Horrible people, if it wasn't hot there people wouldn't go.

Top buck ..?...he probably killed Kenny..

Japes 

Apologies champ??BM