Coronavirus

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1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That was Dion Dublin

Of course it was! 

I should have recognised his Dube!

[Poodler]

Just started a plumbing business in Aberdeen. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Ha ha @jimmy @henry and other irrelevant cunts

Aye, gutted I never got name checked by Rocket_Scientist on an internetwebchatspeaksite.

I see he was full of praise for you though Brian. Did you have a tug over that one you Dingo-shagging cunt?

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Mental (UK lol) 

https://apple.news/AFu01blYVTkGxJ7PjinrMuQ

The U.K. really is a pathetic disgusting place 

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sorry, I dont acknowledge criticism from somebody with sperm/shoulders like yours 

Lol with all due respect, I'd fucking destroy you ?

[Studebaker-90]

You should have flicked it for a prank 

[Studebaker-90]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Lol with all due respect, I'd fucking destroy you ?

With spunk or shoulder girth? 

[Parklife]

20 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

With spunk or shoulder girth? 

Whatever one took my fancy. He'd have no say. 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Who says I didn't.  ?

Glazed it in sugary juice to attract wasps 

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/03/no-dancing-no-pubs-no-zoos-no-christmas-this-pandemic-is-heaven-for-puritans

 

She's having a right go at you here Parky

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/03/no-dancing-no-pubs-no-zoos-no-christmas-this-pandemic-is-heaven-for-puritans

 

She's having a right go at you here Parky

Don't try and bait me on a Saturday afternoon. Away enjoy your free hoose and stop being a troll on the Internet. 

[Bluto10]

3 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

I think the Fridge magnet is jolly, boring and establishment.

Poodler is searching, perverted and strong.

Byen is perverted, bloated and beige.

Ten Caat is studious, intolerant and humourless.

The Boof is funny, content and doesn't give a fuck.

Moobs is old-fashioned, frustrated but a good cunt.

Parky is contrary, young and conservative.

Alscotoz is sensible, clever and mature.

Henry is small, gifted and black.

Bluto is drunk, privileged and political.

Dayts is mad, violent and good-hearted.

MT is narcisstic. He only needs one word.

Soup, Mobs and Captain have already been described. Can't remember any ither cunt that posts just now. 

 

1 out of three. 
Come on Rock ...

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Millertime said:

You're as beige and boring as they come

I'm not kidding, you're absolutely shite 

Ha ha. I’m still nae  convinced if you are actually completely off your heid or on the wind up. 

And also no idea what beige means!

[tutankamun]

Trump’s physician was a bit evasive during the press conference.

Also implying Trump’s been infected at least since Wednesday. 

[Parklife]

4 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

I think the Fridge magnet is jolly, boring and establishment.

Poodler is searching, perverted and strong.

Byen is perverted, bloated and beige.

Ten Caat is studious, intolerant and humourless.

The Boof is funny, content and doesn't give a fuck.

Moobs is old-fashioned, frustrated but a good cunt.

Parky is contrary, young and conservative.

Alscotoz is sensible, clever and mature.

Henry is small, gifted and black.

Bluto is drunk, privileged and political.

Dayts is mad, violent and good-hearted.

MT is narcisstic. He only needs one word.

Soup, Mobs and Captain have already been described. Can't remember any ither cunt that posts just now. 

"Inimitable" should've been in there for me.
 

+1 none the less 

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

GSOH, average sized cock but good with hands and tongue.

I’m stealing that for my Grindr profile 

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7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's from my CV

I’d employ you...Fridge too! 

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10 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

I could imagine Hanz & fridge working together in an Ice cream van

 

[Fridge]

I was thinking more Max and Paddy avoiding council tax in an ice cream van.

[Bebo]

1 hour ago, tutankamun said:

Also implying Trump’s been infected at least since Wednesday. 

 

[Bebo]

28 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

I could imagine Hanz & fridge working together in an Ice cream van

Because they're the same person?

@Millertime

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

5 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Stude is cool, carefree and a beta male.

Simply Red is artistic, searching and experimental. 

I am cool 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You remember Vincent to Jools after he got busted not washing his hands properly? "I respect you and all..."

Well I have no reason to "respect" you just like you or indeed anybody else has any reason to respect me on this forum. You'll remember that it was said as a tension-reducer, a line to take the sting out of any anticipated misinterpretation to precede the complaint that he genuinely felt that he had. So here goes...

I respect you and all punklife but you being inimitable is a fancifulness within your imagination that bears zero relation to reality. You are the employed, not the employer. You are the company man, not the man who started the company. Doesn't make you a bad person. I quite like you personally even though we have absolutely zero in common. You will be a much superior man in the years ahead, once you bin a very big handicap that is dragging you down.

You are far from unique. Well, everybody is unique but you are far from inimitable. That's the last word to describe you. I hope and I'm sure that one day you will find your strength and your niche. You're way too young to know yourself right now let alone what separates you from the chaff.

You have quality waiting to happen. It needs humility before your quality will out. You will learn this one day. Right now you're not ready to learn because you're being suppressed by the same arrogance that blinds most better-than-average young men, and better at what is a great place to start.

Love you x x x

I was just having a laugh man. I appreciate the kind words though. 

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[Fridge]

18 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Exactly

I dont care what vpn or roaming ip address voodoo that they do to try and pull the wool 

They are the same person 

Time to get back on the pills MT. Why the fuck would I reply to someone else who is me you utter idiot. He stays in Glasgow, I stay in Aberdeen. It’s nae like we are both replying to “each other” saying we are fucking ledges. I don’t use a VPN, nae idea if Hanz does but Bebo has verified we are nae the same person.

[Simply Red]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Time to get back on the pills MT. Why the fuck would I reply to someone else who is me you utter idiot. He stays in Glasgow, I stay in Aberdeen. It’s nae like we are both replying to “each other” saying we are fucking ledges. I don’t use a VPN, nae idea if Hanz does but Bebo has verified we are nae the same person.

Aye ok Hanz

[Studebaker-90]

17 minutes ago, Millertime said:

You have both started to reply to one another more often, I've noticed it

Logged in on one device as hanz and another as Fridge 

 

Good lord 

[Misers Hill]

20 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Not even reproduced 

Thats THE fundamental reason for our being and not even conquered that

Did you ever catch the eyetie waiter ,who fucked your wife in the bogs,when you were out having a cigar??

??

[Dusk( 2 Stars )Don]

On 10/1/2020 at 11:34 PM, manboobs109 said:

A valuable contribution. 

Pity your dad never made contribution in a tissue.

 

[Studebaker-90]

A sneeze?