Coronavirus

[ericblack4boss]

Just now, tutankamun said:

So that’s everyone infected in Uist then

Fair point,! 

[Poodler]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54622059
 

lol Covid 

desperately clutching at straws here's the case study of a non-medical person misattributing medical symptoms to a virus she had at home (not severe enough to warrant hospital attention) many months previous. 
 

any slight ailment these people will suffer in future will be attributed to Covid-19. Which is substantially different from all other Coronaviruses, of which cause none of these bizarre symptoms because they're not current/ able to be exploited. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

 

desperately clutching at straws here's the case study of a non-medical person misattributing medical symptoms

 

We on about that Fraser Nelson piece Stude posted yesterday? 

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54622059
 

lol Covid 

desperately clutching at straws here's the case study of a non-medical person misattributing medical symptoms to a virus she had at home (not severe enough to warrant hospital attention) many months previous. 
 

any slight ailment these people will suffer in future will be attributed to Covid-19. Which is substantially different from all other Coronaviruses, of which cause none of these bizarre symptoms because they're not current/ able to be exploited. 

Eh would give her something long to take her mind off it

 

edit: obviously the before pic

[Zeus]

Nir Bitton "couldn't stand up" due to covid. 

Please take this seriously. Stay at home 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nir Bitton "couldn't stand up" due to covid. 

Please take this seriously. Stay at home 

Loved her on This Morning

[Howard Marks]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nir Bitton "couldn't stand up" due to covid. 

Please take this seriously. Stay at home 

Sounds like the flu, or a bad cold. Or a hangover. When's his funeral? 

[Parklife]

22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nir Bitton "couldn't stand up" due to covid. 

Please take this seriously. 

I'd say the > 1 million dead bodies, in spite of every country on earth taking measures to counteract it, is a better indicator than a random footballer feeling unwell. 

[DelMonte]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'd say the > 1 million dead bodies, in spite of every country on earth taking measures to counteract it, is a better indicator than a random footballer feeling unwell. 

> 1 million died of COVID or while having it? There's a big difference. 

[manboobs109]

40 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54622059
 

lol Covid 

desperately clutching at straws here's the case study of a non-medical person misattributing medical symptoms to a virus she had at home (not severe enough to warrant hospital attention) many months previous. 
 

any slight ailment these people will suffer in future will be attributed to Covid-19. Which is substantially different from all other Coronaviruses, of which cause none of these bizarre symptoms because they're not current/ able to be exploited. 

I'd imagine health anxiety will be one of the common underlying conditions these dingbats suffer from prior to developing 'long covid' 

[manboobs109]

I'll be honest I'm thinking about jumping onboard the long covid gravy train. I'm going to struggle to get a job anyway. Disability benefits, free car, free council tax, wife would get a carers allowance. Worth a bash surely since it's impossible to disprove. 

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

> 1 million died of COVID or while having it? There's a big difference. 

Most people who die have multiple causes of death. No cunt questions, for example, a cancer patient having organ failure as dying from anything other than cancer. I find it bizarre people do it with this. 

[Zeus]

15 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

> 1 million died of COVID or while having it? There's a big difference. 

Noticed even on BBC news they have report x amount died within 28 days of a test but with the caveat of "from any cause" 

 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Most people who die have multiple causes of death. No cunt questions, for example, a cancer patient having organ failure as dying from anything other than cancer. I find it bizarre people do it with this. 

People do it with this because of the severity of the restrictions imposed upon them.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Most people who die have multiple causes of death. No cunt questions, for example, a cancer patient having organ failure as dying from anything other than cancer. I find it bizarre people do it with this. 

If you believe some of the halfwits on here, 1 million people were hit by buses* but just so happened to have COVID so it’s 1 million COVID deaths.

 

 

 

 

*Wish it was Glasgow

[DelMonte]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Most people who die have multiple causes of death. No cunt questions, for example, a cancer patient having organ failure as dying from anything other than cancer. I find it bizarre people do it with this. 

That's because cancer is the main cause of death surely? 

The figures for COVID are 'deaths within 28 days of testing positive'. You must surely admit that fairly changes the perception of the figures? 

Also people question it because of the affect its having on the world. 

[minijc]

57 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Noticed even on BBC news they have report x amount died within 28 days of a test but with the caveat of "from any cause" 

 

Yes because that's how the governments report the deaths.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54622059
 

lol Covid 

desperately clutching at straws here's the case study of a non-medical person misattributing medical symptoms to a virus she had at home (not severe enough to warrant hospital attention) many months previous. 
 

any slight ailment these people will suffer in future will be attributed to Covid-19. Which is substantially different from all other Coronaviruses, of which cause none of these bizarre symptoms because they're not current/ able to be exploited. 

You can guarantee some folk are using this as an excuse going forward in order to stay off work. 

A mates wife has been way more off than at her work (on full pay the gullible bastards that they are) these past few years and COVID-19 has given her the excuse she needed.

She apparently 'got' COVID-19 back in march although was never tested and is now claiming she has this long COVID-19 stuff.

She's just work shy and lazy.

[Zeus]

10 minutes ago, minijc said:

Yes because that's how the governments report the deaths.

Government need to be clearer then. 

 

[manboobs109]

Re the numbers thing I suppose they have to find a way of reporting deaths but in reality it can only be a best guess. There will be people who it's killed who aren't included in the figures and there will be people who would have died anyway who have been included. 

I am surprised that people who doubt politicians and governments about everything previously just swallow this figure though. 

If it's killed 1 million people since last December how many people worldwide have died of any cause? Genuinely no idea but I'd bet covid is a small percentage of the total figure. 

[manboobs109]

8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Your mate's a fucking arsehole for marrying shit like that.

Moobs do you have a sister? That was a long shot. Thoosans of cunts like yon, Liverpool and Glasgow having the biggest proportions (invalidity benefit claimants).

Och I don't blame them, some of them will be scamming it but good luck to them. Some people just aren't suited or able to hold down a job for myriad reasons. I know a few of them and the effort they put in to keep getting benefits seems like a lot of effort to me but they must thing it's worth it. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Shat it. 

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

I'd say the > 1 million dead bodies, in spite of every country on earth taking measures to counteract it, is a better indicator than a random footballer feeling unwell. 

Aye you would 

[Zeus]

Restrictions extended for a week. We all knew the 16 days was a lie tbf

[tutankamun]

Sheffield going into tier 3 is a bit of a joke.

Cases have been falling there but it seems the council want the £40 million. 

[Fridge]

What did she say today?

[tutankamun]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

What did she say today?

Restrictions extended by a week. Details of tier system to be announced on Friday.

[Fridge]

Can live with at I suppose, at least it wasn’t full scale lockdown.

[Studebaker-90]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Can live with at I suppose, at least it wasn’t full scale lockdown.

You’re naive if you think it’s only being extended for a week or if you don’t think full lock down is coming. We won’t be able to leave our houses until the end of the year at least shortly. 

[Poodler]

Time to be unorthodox. Don't play by the rules