Coronavirus

[Howard Marks]

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable

[Howard Marks]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

All the hard man talk of revolution in the air, you need to watch The Trial of the Chicago 7 on Netflix.

Coincidentally, Sacha Baron Cohen, who I referenced today, is in it. He's excellent despite the worst yank accent I've ever heard. The film is great.

The film reminds us that it only needs a few to make big differences. The mutants and "mongo's" (credit SR) need not apply. 

I was going to watch that on Sunday night. Decided to watch Neighbours instead.

[Henry]

22 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's normal to ignore your neighbours ALL of the time

Especially true if you live next door to BO Brian

[Howard Marks]

23 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You want to hear an irony? Tough. You got no choice.

Australia is the least neighbourly place on the planet. They live in these never-ending suburbs with their own pools and BBQ's with no local pubs, no community centres, no focal points, just the odd strips of small shops and takeaways. When, as you do in a civilised society, you say hello or introduce yourself to your neighbours, they look at you like - what the fuck do you want? And then as the days, weeks and months go by, you understand that nae cunt talks to any ither cunt.

I was not naked with my pants on my head, covered in my own excrement leaving only my Fuck You Australia chest tattoo when I first met them, and my research was conducted in three different addresses there. I spoke to colleagues and friends about this. It's normal to ignore your neighbours ALL of the time. Fucking weirdos. That's why they made that programme, to get into heavy denials. 

Thanks for ruining my 23 minutes a day of guilty pleasure bliss. Cunt.

[daytripping]

Rosena Allin-Khan, I would.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Not sure the feeling might be reciprocated. Call it a hunch. 

You think asking to check her bag for bombs would put her off?

[manboobs109]

Perhaps the worst thing about this fucking nonsense is that there is starting to be a right drought down my way. I'm having to drive through to the capital tomorrow to get a bit green. Farcical I think we can all agree. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

There's plenty in Dundee mate. You're shopping in the wrong places. 

Only chinky weed RS. I don't touch that shit. Unless there is some shifting in circles outside of mine which is more than possible. 

[Simply Red]

54 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You want to hear an irony? Tough. You got no choice.

Australia is the least neighbourly place on the planet. They live in these never-ending suburbs with their own pools and BBQ's with no local pubs, no community centres, no focal points, just the odd strips of small shops and takeaways. When, as you do in a civilised society, you say hello or introduce yourself to your neighbours, they look at you like - what the fuck do you want? And then as the days, weeks and months go by, you understand that nae cunt talks to any ither cunt.

I was not naked with my pants on my head, covered in my own excrement leaving only my Fuck You Australia chest tattoo when I first met them, and my research was conducted in three different addresses there. I spoke to colleagues and friends about this. It's normal to ignore your neighbours ALL of the time. Fucking weirdos. That's why they made that programme, to get into heavy denials. 

So Alf Stewart was keeping it real afterall. Fucking knew it. Flamin galaars etc

[Howard Marks]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Only chinky weed RS. I don't touch that shit. Unless there is some shifting in circles outside of mine which is more than possible. 

Weed all about it! 

[manboobs109]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

I don't even know what that is. All I know is that one of my best mates still has a steady supply despite my trying to suggest to him to smoke less regularly. Than daily for over 15 years. 

PM his number, save me a drive. 

[Poodler]

You tried the dark web Moobs? Easy and efficient these days 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Poodler said:

You tried the dark web Moobs? Easy and efficient these days 

I have not. I have no idea what to do. I know you need a tor browser but I've no idea how you get one or how you get bitcoin. 

I've never had a problem for about 28 years until the last week or so. Fuck Boris and fuck Nicola. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sorry mate. I can't do that. Next time I'm down I'll PM you, get some for you (if you're still short) and meet you myself.

Thanks man but I'll be sorted by dinnertime tomorrow. It's a struggle though. Messaging cunts you've no heard from or contacted for about 3 years pretending you're wondering how it's going but really just wanting to buy a quarter. 

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I have not. I have no idea what to do. I know you need a tor browser but I've no idea how you get one or how you get bitcoin. 

I've never had a problem for about 28 years until the last week or so. Fuck Boris and fuck Nicola. 

You need an app called Telegram and an app called Coinbase 

 

it's not the web thing it used to be 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Poodler said:

You need an app called Telegram and an app called Coinbase 

 

it's not the web thing it used to be 

I did not know that. I'll look into it just in case. 

[daytripping]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I have not. I have no idea what to do. I know you need a tor browser but I've no idea how you get one or how you get bitcoin. 

I've never had a problem for about 28 years until the last week or so. Fuck Boris and fuck Nicola. 

Would love to fuck Nicola, her husband looks a wet blanket, think she'd enjoy it.

[daytripping]

Shaft up the arse for every care home death that day, hoo mama. She'd have been red raw in April.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

You want to hear an irony? Tough. You got no choice.

Australia is the least neighbourly place on the planet. They live in these never-ending suburbs with their own pools and BBQ's with no local pubs, no community centres, no focal points, just the odd strips of small shops and takeaways. When, as you do in a civilised society, you say hello or introduce yourself to your neighbours, they look at you like - what the fuck do you want? And then as the days, weeks and months go by, you understand that nae cunt talks to any ither cunt.

I was not naked with my pants on my head, covered in my own excrement leaving only my Fuck You Australia chest tattoo when I first met them, and my research was conducted in three different addresses there. I spoke to colleagues and friends about this. It's normal to ignore your neighbours ALL of the time. Fucking weirdos. That's why they made that programme, to get into heavy denials. 

It’s weird that, within 5 mins walk of my house there is a community centre (which eh was in for a social event with others from my hood two Saturdays ago. It was better than it sounds), and a pub.

Within 2 mins the other way eh have a beach that stretches for kilometres in each direction, exercise areas and lots of fit burds (and a few less so) in Lycra. Bumping in to neighbours, friends and acquaintances is a given.

Most importantly eh can enjoy all of this while you fuckers are locked down.

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sorry mate. I can't do that. Next time I'm down I'll PM you, get some for you (if you're still short) and meet you myself.

I asked him. This was his reply;

"Even during worst part of the sheeplehousearrest it didn't get bad. I have a friend who could find it on a desert island. Apparently it's pretty dry around here just now but I'm insulated from this circumstance by being friends with that guy".

I loved his next text;

"Gave a consultation over about two and a half hours this afternoon to one of the more switched on minds around. German biochemist, strong in intellect and in body. He said very kind things about my teaching and asked if I might work with him once a week for the next two months".

We're defo moving in different circles 

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

We're defo moving in different circles 

Think I'd move in your circle moobs.

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Think I'd move in your circle moobs.

You certainly would. There is an outside chance you know a few of my pals already through your football adventures. 

[daytripping]

29 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You certainly would. There is an outside chance you know a few of my pals already through your football adventures. 

Leading Scotland into battle against England in 96 was my best days, laugh in 98, long retired, maybe do know them, if not they'll know me.

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

Leading Scotland into battle against England in 96 was my best days, laugh in 98, long retired, maybe do know them, if not they'll know me.

I've got a cracking photo from 98 I'll PM you if I can work out how. 

[daytripping]

I'm burberry shirt at the front, couple of other hat posters in the pic.

 

 

[daytripping]

Hats were on as everyone got burnt to fuck the first day in Paris. ?

[daytripping]

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

@Henry

Not sure henry in his croft will be able to answer that one, lol. 

[daytripping]

10 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I'm burberry shirt at the front, couple of other hat posters in the pic.

 

 

My brother in the red would glass anyone that dared even to give me a dirty look, love him, top lad.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You can just say I'd rather not say to prevent me asking a third time and so you can stop pretending you never saw it?

I'm not giving you info on my daughter.

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

No worries. I wasn't wanting "info" on your daughter. I'm not a sick cunt like the fucking mutants. Was just interested if she's studying the same that I did. Credit to her mother that she's studying though. Good parenting job. And you for paying for her too.

Haha great snideness there RS. Superb stuff.