Coronavirus

[Joe pike]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

A mate of mine, now deceased(non covid) felt her arse when she was at my school opening a new annexe. 

Has that a double meaning?

[manboobs109]

Na he just touched her arse for a dare

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Na he just touched her arse for a dare

How did she react? She kens her way round a ball sack imo.

[manboobs109]

Blanked him. We were only 14 or 15.

[Joe pike]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

How do you work that out?

She was at some dinner or function or other I was at 25 years ago in Perth (worst city in Scotland by light years). Quite a shy lassie, married to the same man for a long time I understand, are you engaging Monty Pythonism here, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?

RE married in 2007

[Simply Red]

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

How do you work that out?

She was at some dinner or function or other I was at 25 years ago in Perth (worst city in Scotland by light years). Quite a shy lassie, married to the same man for a long time I understand, are you engaging Monty Pythonism here, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?

She looks like a filthy cunt is what im saying. 

[Blantyredon]

Was in same year at high school as Jackie, she stayed round the corner from Jazza Bett who also went to same school, no sure if I felt her arse it was a long time ago, cracking lass 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Blantyredon said:

Was in same year at high school as Jackie, she stayed round the corner from Jazza Bett who also went to same school, no sure if I felt her arse it was a long time ago, cracking lass 

Not sure? I still mind every gust of wind that blew into 3rd year physics in period 7 and 8 on a Tuesday afternoon and ruffled the deliberately unbuttoned blouse of a wee 7/10 Jennifer Anniston wannabe. 
 

 

I actually felt her arse 2 years later while both incapacitated. Got fuck all.

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Awful lot of grown men getting sentimental over Christmas it would appear.

A lot of fucking "snowflakes", it would appear. 

We already know that of CP though. 

[Studebaker-90]

Christmas is fucking Shite, I do not care for it. The only things I enjoy during the festive period won’t be allowed anyway. 

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Christmas is fucking Shite, I do not care for it. The only things I enjoy during the festive period won’t be allowed anyway. 

Fucking yir grunnie?

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Christmas next year is going to be fucking insufferable with cunts whose xmas has been ruined this year going totally overboard the xmas cunty mile in 2021. 

Mark my words.

 

It will be chaos. 
 

Copyright fridge 2020

[Redforever86]

Love half man half biscuit

[Parklife]

Christmas, if you removed all the presents and "traditions", would be brilliant. 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

The sickness within your soul, the disease within your imaginings, your tenuous grip of what others might call decency, these have all been revealed to an uncomfortable degree on the forum in the last few hours.

Gin I wis gawd,

Sittin ip abeen,

[Don Fonte]

I quite enjoy Christmas. Wee one loves it. Have a cracking feed and drink. Catch up with my siblings and drink more. Then lounge about boozing, eating for a few days and get in contact with some vulnerable women to ride. Terrific.

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I quite enjoy Christmas. Wee one loves it. Have a cracking feed and drink. Catch up with my siblings and drink more. Then lounge about boozing, eating for a few days and get in contact with some vulnerable women to ride. Terrific.

That’s a lovely Christian sentiment. I hope you have the most jolly Xmas period. Best to you and yours.

 

PS hope Santa brings the wee one what she wants

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Well remove them then. Nobody forces us to be sheep.

Unfortunately, I canny control other people who like these indiositncrcies.  Which, of course draws me in to it. As you know. Anyway, we can't all be big strong NE men like you. 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

That’s a lovely Christian sentiment. I hope you have the most jolly Xmas period. Best to you and yours.

 

PS hope Santa brings the wee one what she wants

She doesnt believe in Santa anymore, so presents all on me. Can't blame him anymore. Cunt.

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

So Christmas is not magic, for you, because of "presents and traditions"?

You let that spoil it for you?

How can you enjoy a present when your African brother isn’t getting the same?

[BrianFaePerth]

Do sockless teenagers feel the arses of girls in their year anymore, glad eh was able to that in my day

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Do sockless teenagers feel the arses of girls in their year anymore, glad eh was able to that in my day

Knew you were from Dundee, but thought you would have afforded socks Bri.

[Parklife]

30 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

So Christmas is not magic, for you, because of "presents and traditions"?

You let that spoil it for you?

I never said anything spoiled it. I said I don't like those parts of it. I said it'd be magic without them. 

You've read things that weren't said. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

I never said anything spoiled it. I said I don't like those parts of it. I said it'd be magic without them. 

You've read things that weren't said. 

Which parts, where children open presents?

[The Boofon]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

I quite enjoy Christmas. Wee one loves it. Have a cracking feed and drink. Catch up with my siblings and drink more. Then lounge about boozing, eating for a few days and get in contact with some vulnerable women to ride. Terrific.

Be the same this year.

 

Nobody is going to be self isolating and fucking about inside not visiting folk. 

 

Even the dibble won't be around. Perfect day to have a few drinks and drive to your folks to wish them a Merry christmas.

[The Boofon]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

Unfortunately, I canny control other people who like these indiositncrcies.  Which, of course draws me in to it. As you know. Anyway, we can't all be big strong NE men like you. 

Jesus. That's Bluto-esque.

 

Christmas is fucking magic.

 

[manboobs109]

I like Christmas and as long as the pubs are open on Boxing Day mine won't change any. I'm not 100% sure but it might even be within the rules but even if it wasn't you'd need to be a fucking chump to let some weird laws made up on the spot by a wee weedgie fraggle ruin things for you. 

[manboobs109]

10 hours ago, Ke1t said:

I've less and less sympathy for people who get Covid. 

The bulk of them, here certainly, are in areas where they firmly believe the whole thing is a hoax or a conspiracy. 

You know what, fuck those morons. Go ahead and catch it, and if you fucking die that's one less stupid fucking cunt in the world.

This thick bastard thought it was a hoax, lost two family members, still kinda thinks it's a hoax.

Fuck this guy specifically. 

 

 

 

We've got a weird thing here where poor areas that are mainly white and have a high prevelance are full of 'covidiots' who are selfishly ignoring restrictions while poor areas that are mainly BAME communities with a high prevalence are victims of systemic racism and forced into circumstances which aid the spread of Covid. There's even a documentary on next week I think called 'Is Covid Racist?' 

Very strange. 

[Studebaker-90]

8 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Fucking yir grunnie?

Like father like son 

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Christmas as a kid was something that genuinely felt ‘magic’ in the true meaning of the word . 
if you have kids you want to create that magic and experience for them as well .

Even if you dont have kids there’s always that part of you that longs for that experience again and that’s why people go to such lengths to recreate it.

imo.

Yeah, if you’re a gay pervert.