Coronavirus

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Henry said:

Absolute chaos from now till Friday if that’s the case!

And  I checked with someobody else who reckons we’re staying in tier 2 so fuck only knows.

[Zeus]

Eagerly waiting @The Buzzards update 

[The Buzzard]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Eagerly waiting @The Buzzards update 

Should be in a position to do so very soon. 

[The Buzzard]

Majority of areas seeing no change. Two areas going down from 3 to 2. 11 areas going to 4 from 6pm on Friday - the areas down in central belt - until 11 December  

City and shire staying at 2 but there is a concern in these two areas about some sharp increases. 

[jamiesd]

Tier 4 means no internet and porridge as only meal for next few weeks. Up to you if you want added lumps in it. ?. This is a nonsense now. We need to crack on with things.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

We need to crack on with things.

??

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

 

No change in 19 areas, 2 down from 3 to 2, 11 up to level 4, exactly as per predicted. 

Alright Fluff Freeman

[redstrummer]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sturgeon's dress and fashion sense has always been bad but today is just absurd.

No change in 19 areas, 2 down from 3 to 2, 11 up to level 4, exactly as per predicted. I could've sworn this was supposed to be live ?

Pot kettle

[Joe pike]

Weegies locked up.

Get the road blocks set up.

[Joe pike]

12 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sturgeon's dress and fashion sense has always been bad but today is just absurd.

No change in 19 areas, 2 down from 3 to 2, 11 up to level 4, exactly as per predicted. I could've sworn this was supposed to be live ?

She's wearing odd shoes

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

One pair of clown boots. Hung drawn and quartered ?

You were wearing a pretty mingin polo shirt in that photo you posted of yourself. 

[The Boofon]

The Magaluf of Moray remains in Tier 1.

 

Tremendous.

[redstrummer]

7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

One pair of clown boots. Hung drawn and quartered ?

haha , just jesting 

[The Boofon]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

Why are the women (including wives) in Lossie as healthy as Essex girls in their love of the cock? It's an enclave of excellence in a region known for its Presbyterianism. 

Not sure the correlation there between the Magaluf of Moray and Lossie.

 

Finechty is the Magaluf of Moray.

[The Boofon]

Lossie is in Moray I'll give you that but that's where the similarities end.

[Fridge]

24 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

She's wearing odd shoes

I’m just watching

[Poodler]

A noble man. I enjoyed his work

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Can I still post In here if I’m in tier 4 , Buzz ? 
Also ,are you knobbing wee Nicola?

Only until 6pm on Friday, Hanzoid. Lights off until 11 December after that. 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Only until 6pm on Friday, Hanzoid. Lights off until 11 December after that. 

Is that actually the case? What a joke if it is.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Just need to get the roadblocks set up and RAF bombers loaded up with napalm to eradicate the virus in the problem areas in Scotland now.

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Is that actually the case? What a joke if it is.

Haha what? ?

[Ke1t]

17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

His noble act took place during his leisure time. 

No amount of lids on cups or impact gloves would have saved him. 

When he fucked off to the morning meeting we'd jump onto his PC. 

 

This was his google search every morning. He would just gaze at the images. 

Cat

Cat

Cat

Cat 

Dog

Cat

Cat

 

I shit you not. 

He would then dip into News and banking before an afternoon session of 

Cat 

Cat

Cat. 

We absolutely lost it one day when he threw in the curveball of all curveballs. 

Mouse. 

Jewish guy I shared an office with in the early 2000s would hang around after work and download kiddie porn on his company PC. 

Not going to post up his search criteria, since I don't fancy a knock on the door. 

Seems strange that his religion offers a bunch of rules on eating bacon, but has nothing to say about wanking to pictures of kids. 

 

 

 

[maryhilldon]

18 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Just need to get the roadblocks set up and RAF bombers loaded up with napalm to eradicate the virus in the problem areas in Scotland now.

If that gets the pubs open again I'd be all for it. 

[Ke1t]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Loads of Jewish babies getting herpes from Rabbi’s kissing their helmets

 

true story  

That is true. 

They chop off a bit of the cock, then they suck the baby's toodle. 

Sounds all very Catholic, only with the addition of genital mutilation. 

That'll land you in the gaol in most cultures. 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That is true. 

They chop off a bit of the cock, then they suck the baby's toodle. 

Sounds all very Catholic, only with the addition of genital mutilation. 

That'll land you in the gaol in most cultures. 

Jews are above reproach these days. 

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That is true. 

They chop off a bit of the cock, then they suck the baby's toodle. 

Sounds all very Catholic, only with the addition of genital mutilation. 

That'll land you in the gaol in most cultures. 

Get to fuck. That can't be the deal? 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Was Naked John the dead mental offshore supervisor from Finechty. 

Aye. 
 

poor bugger. 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Get to fuck. That can't be the deal? 

Come on you didn’t believe that 

[Ke1t]

34 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Get to fuck. That can't be the deal? 

Would I lie to you, Moobs? 

Google metzitzah b’peh.

Or don't if you're at work. 

 

 

 

[manboobs109]

It can't be a sex thing if they are sucking the baby's cock though? If the baby was sucking their cock then thats a red flag.