Niall McGinn

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

He's no David Goodwillie that's for sure.

[scoot]

Great, we have signed another player that cant play against celtic.

[RAZOR]

Much like Rooney. He scored goals but that was it.

What else can you ask for of a striker to come in & cover for an injured striker that only scored goals?

Compare their strike rates with us

Absolutely.

[Dynamo]

Great, we have signed another player that cant play against celtic.

 

[BWG]

Can someone let those of us less enlightened in on the McGinn and socks chat - what's that all about?

Every time he kills a prostitute he keeps their socks.

[shooftahmooftah]

Let's hope he gets fit before the end of the season. And he has learned a few Kung fu moves to take out Jack Boyd and brown and the rest of the mouthpieces.

[Andy_123]

Church was ok. He wasnt signed as a starter, he was backup to Rooney and only played because Rooney got injured.

[The Boofon]

Can someone let those of us less enlightened in on the McGinn and socks chat - what's that all about?

Hes got a sock fetish and only rides birds if they are wearing socks.

 

Not the strangest fetish. BA stewardesses sell their worn tights for a hefty price on eBay. (A pal told me)

[Hewitt a the pies]

Let's hope he gets fit before the end of the season. And he has learned a few Kung fu moves to take out Jack Boyd and brown and the rest of the mouthpieces.

Seems a tad harsh to hope McGinn Kung fu kicks a member of the board who is well into his 70's? Shame on you!

As for Jack Boyd, I'll reserve judgement until I find out who he is.

[Guest the shepherd]

He was pretty much bang on OK.

Simon Church was alright and his record for Aberdeen backs that up. In the right place at the right time on several occasions. Shame about his miss in front of the Dick Donald Stand mind against the Tim's. That would have really set us up to thrash them cunts that night. Never mind we still won.

 

Anyway, good to see Niall McGinn back?. Next signing hopefully will be a Jim Bett-esque central midfielder. That would be fantastic.

[The Boofon]

Simon Church was alright and his record for Aberdeen backs that up. In the right place at the right time on several occasions. Shame about his miss in front of the Dick Donald Stand mind against the Tim's. That would have really set us up to thrash them cunts that night. Never mind we still won.

 

Anyway, good to see Niall McGinn back?. Next signing hopefully will be a Jim Bett-esque central midfielder. That would be fantastic.

I see theres a thread on Danny Guthrie. Never heard of the cunt but a quick google suggests hed be worth a shout.

[For Fecks Sake]

Hes got a sock fetish and only rides birds if they are wearing socks.

 

Not the strangest fetish. BA stewardesses sell their worn tights for a hefty price on eBay. (A pal told me)

Cheers for the clarification. Having a sock fetish is by no means the strangest as you say.

[The Boofon]

Cheers for the clarification. Having a sock fetish is by no means the strangest as you say.

Exactly. He completed Tinder in Aberdeen with that going on. Must be a thing for chicks I reckon.

 

Fancy a ride?

 

Get these socks on first. ? ?

[ABZ RED]

Shame about his miss in front of the Dick Donald Stand mind against the Tim's.

 

That had vanished from my memory.

 

He was definitely the worst with the ball at his feet that I've ever seen at Aberdeen. Baffling that he became a professional footballer. Somehow only knew how to get the ball over the line.

 

Also mind him trying the most ridiculous double foot shot at Tannadice. After he'd scored the only goal of the game of course.

[Chewie37]

Great news...more end product than GMS and not gay either...COYR

 

Well we've volunteered you to be fucked up the arse by GMS every time he gets a hat trick from now on

 

Simon Church was alright and his record for Aberdeen backs that up. In the right place at the right time on several occasions. Shame about his miss in front of the Dick Donald Stand mind against the Tim's. That would have really set us up to thrash them cunts that night. Never mind we still won.

Anyway, good to see Niall McGinn back. Next signing hopefully will be a Jim Bett-esque central midfielder. That would be fantastic.

As long as it isn't Baldur or Callum

[Doncomitant]

Maybe our Niall didn't have a sock fetish as such. Maybe he just has a phobia of feet.

[alscotoz]

Welcome back and good luck.

 

How long has he not played for, match wise?

[HairyPie]

Is he shagging birds who wear socks on a night oot? Is Niall a Metro regular?

[shooftahmooftah]

Seems a tad harsh to hope McGinn Kung fu kicks a member of the board who is well into his 70's? Shame on you!

As for Jack Boyd, I'll reserve judgement until I find out who he is.

Didn't think Scott brown was in his seventies and if you don't know who Jack the rat is and fat Boyd the killie mouthpiece then you should take up watching ladies netball. Hew. Tit.

[Guest the shepherd]

I see theres a thread on Danny Guthrie. Never heard of the cunt but a quick google suggests hed be worth a shout.

Danny Guthrie from a few years ago maybe but not now. Surely there is a ball-winning, creative, goal-scoring midfielder somewhere out there that would do a great job for Aberdeen whether it be here or in Europe?

[Hewitt a the pies]

Didn't think Scott brown was in his seventies and if you don't know who Jack the rat is and fat Boyd the killie mouthpiece then you should take up watching ladies netball. Hew. Tit.

Ahh thanks for clarifying all that. I feel a right fool now.

Merry Xmas!

[ShinnieFGS]

I think he's comfortably better than GMS, Maynard and Scott Wright so for that reason I'd be happy to have him back.

 

Well that's not very difficult.

[shooftahmooftah]

Ahh thanks for clarifying all that. I feel a right fool now.

Merry Xmas!

U2. But it's Christmas not xmas. Don't forget the reason for the season.

[BWG]

 

Well that's not very difficult.

 

He needs to go on loan to Dumbarton IMO.

[elephantstone78]

This form the Nicky Maynardtommo1903, on 27 Dec 2017 - 1:09 PM, said:In an order of dross strikers signed by McInnes this would be my order of preferenceChurchBurnsGoodwillieStoreyStockleyZolaParkerMaynardAll of the above are different levels of dogshit. Pretty damning on Derek McIness, IMO

Can't even really remember Parker or burns. Think one of them played well against Ayr in the league cup, hit the woodwork a couple of times. That must've been burns. Was Parker the black fella?

[ShinnieFGS]

 

He needs to go on loan to Dumbarton IMO.

 

I still stand by that. Surely Dundee Utd are in need of a lightweight winger who will take on his man every one in ten opportunities?

[elephantstone78]

Hes got a sock fetish and only rides birds if they are wearing socks.

Not the strangest fetish. BA stewardesses sell their worn tights for a hefty price on eBay. (A pal told me)

Far from it. The long socks resembling hold ups is a fantastic bedroom treat. The little ankle sock with little miss giggles on the side less so.

Oh and welcome home Niall

[elephantstone78]

U2. But it's Christmas not xmas. Don't forget the reason for the season.

Prob my favourite post of yours. Keep up the good work

[BWG]

Can't even really remember Parker or burns. Think one of them played well against Ayr in the league cup, hit the woodwork a couple of times. That must've been burns. Was Parker the black fella?

Burns was a legitimately awful player, only thing he did of note was score against a shite Latvian side. Wasn't good enough for Bristol when McInnes signed him there and he wasn't good enough for the famous when McInnes took him here.

 

Parker was the black dude we got on loan from Red Star. Absolute mince.

 

McInnes does have a fucking honking record when it comes to signing strikers. In his managerial career he has signed:

 

Daniel McBreen

Kenny Deuchar

Collin Samuel

Scott Dobie

Chris Wood

Ryan Taylor

Steve Davies

Wes Burns

Simon Church

Wes Burns (again)

Goodwillie

Miles Storey

Jayden Stockley

Calvin Zola

Josh Parker

Sicky Maynard

Adam Rooney

Stevie May

 

Rooney pretty much being the only success*. Probably some other folk I've nae seen. Fuck knows why he signed a snooker player.

 

*so far

[RAZOR]

He also signed Ricky Foster