Don Fonte Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Could o' been an option but I think I got aff luck wi crabs as my mate got the clap aff her a week or so before. They'd been treated. I was pished and didna' give a fuck wis shittin' masel for a while aifter tho. Thankfully crabs wiz my lot. Fuckin' bastard ti get rid o' tho. Never had the old crabs. Can you not just Veet all the hair off and wash them away? Had a couple calls off the Wollmanhill sex clinic wifie back in the day though to say a conquest had tested positive for the clap and had named me as a recent partner. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Ha ha. I'm a Kincorth loon. I probably kicked fuck oot o' you and yer mates. Or it could o' been the ither wy aboot?. Fit schools wiz yeh at? Not one single chance I got a hiding. I’m a fast runner! I was there with the stabbing if you are my age group. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Toured with them as what? i was in a band*, they were the support act back then before they made it big * now I’m a bald old git Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Don Fonte said: Never had the old crabs. Can you not just Veet all the hair off and wash them away? Shavin' yer pubes at 17 back then wiz jist aboot the maist embarrassin' thing. Too feert ti ging ti the chemist. I ended up shavin' tho aifter a cuple o' week o' tryin' all sorts. Fuckin shampoo, soap even Vim and Ajax. Fuck all worked. Aye a mixture o shavin', methelated spirit and petrol eventually did the trick. I kid you not. Funny lookin' back but I thought my world had ended at the time. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: i was in a band*, they were the support act back then before they made it big * now I’m a bald old git Fit band? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: Not one single chance I got a hiding. I’m a fast runner! I was there with the stabbing if you are my age group. Year? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Shavin' yer pubes at 17 back then wiz jist aboot the maist embarrassin' thing. Too feert ti ging ti the chemist. I ended up shavin' tho aifter a cuple o' week o' tryin' all sorts. Fuckin shampoo, soap even Vim and Ajax. Fuck all worked. Aye a mixture o shavin', methelated spirit and petrol eventually did the trick. I kid you not. Funny lookin' back but I thought my world had ended at the time. Fucking hell min. Sounds like torture. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Don Fonte said: Fucking hell min. Sounds like torture. Wizna good like. Too fuckin' embarrassed even ti tell me mates at the time. They'd hiv jist ripped the fuckin' piss and made me feel worse. Pricks. I moved on fae them later that year. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Fit band? ive got a couple of demos from the band days, but they’re nearly 30 years old so if I post them on here I’d need to lay down some drum and bass shot over them Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Bluto10 said: ive got a couple of demos from the band days, but they’re nearly 30 years old so if I post them on here I’d need to lay down some drum and bass shot over them Well I play bass. Mind you, sounds like a fuck older than you. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: ive got a couple of demos from the band days, but they’re nearly 30 years old so if I post them on here I’d need to lay down some drum and bass shot over them Fuck off and get them posted Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Year? Not sure. 95 maybe. KS and BM were the hard louns in Kincorth at the time. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 u pair daft enuf tae hink that dweeb waster wis in a band? ez a loner thit shat ez breeks it ez weddin ffs..ez daein quotes fae brent agen zzzzz 2 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Not sure. 95 maybe. KS and BM were the hard louns in Kincorth at the time. Ah, well after my time. Dinna recognise the initials KS and BM. There was a Keith Stewart fae Kincorth who was a right hard bastard, karate kung-fu fucker. Used to ging ti the fitba wi him but he was long oot o' the toon by that time. He's aulder than me even tho. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: u pair daft enuf tae hink that dweeb waster wis in a band? ez a loner thit shat ez breeks it ez weddin ffs..ez daein quotes fae brent agen zzzzz Aye haha - summat certainly doesnae add up Useless cunt Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 No not him and I won’t name on here but I think the culprit died of an overdose. Fucking shite. Absolute moment of madness. One dead and one in jail. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: No not him and I won’t name on here but I think the culprit died of an overdose. Fucking shite. Absolute moment of madness. One dead and one in jail. Nah, I dinna ken fit stabbin' yeh mean. The only Kincorth loon I remember bein' murdered wiz at or near the auld Victoria Hoose dosser in west North Street and that wiz a lad I wiz at scool wi. Canna mind fan that wiz tho. You could PM/DM me tho. Just looked it up, that murder wiz in 1990. So, different time. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Think I might be going to see the JAMC there next month Richard Hawley in a few wiks Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 14 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Richard Hawley in a few wiks A mate of mine is heavily into him. Canna say I've heard him. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 @Bluto10 has had a few on strings here. Cracking work. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Fridge said: Not sure. 95 maybe. KS and BM were the hard louns in Kincorth at the time. Couple of homos Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: A mate of mine is heavily into him. Canna say I've heard him. He's not bad, got a great voice. I'm pretty certain you'll hate him though. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: He's not bad, got a great voice. I'm pretty certain you'll hate him though. I liked some of the early stuff but bit too radio2 after that. Im not a big country fan anyway. My redneck pals the big fan. Im just going to get fucked up for 2 days and escape the family. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 6 hours ago, maryhilldon said: He's not bad, got a great voice. I'm pretty certain you'll hate him though. Is he gay like? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 23 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: He was in Pulp Love Tarantino. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Eh think I’ve saw them 6 times. Always brilliant. A far better outfit than ‘The Sensational Alex Harvey Band or as they’re now known ‘The Sensational Band’. You are a deluded prick. NTR 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Eh think Fucking don't even start that pish. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Emulating Bri is an admission of believing oneself a cunt Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Supposed to be away in the Motorhome @For Fecks Sakebut the wife's got a dose o' sickness and shits so that's likely scuppered. Selfish cunt. Link to comment
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