What you doing today?

[manboobs109]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Probably. It's what every parent says  

No wonder. 

I'm a horrible, nasty, racist scumbag but I gave up a good job to care for my dad when he had a stroke.

Who'll look after you? Probably not the nieces and nephews you can't wait to get shot of(they'll see that btw)

You'll be fine though.

[NEM]

Just now, Parklife said:

There's hateful & angry NEM with abuse and made up gibberish. 

How totally on brand. 

Stinking banter. 
 

Totally on brand for a humourless dork I suppose 

[CCB III]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm a horrible, nasty, racist scumbag but I gave up a good job to care for my dad when he had a stroke.

Who'll look after you? Probably not the nieces and nephews you can't wait to get shot of(they'll see that btw)

You'll be fine though.

Can't imagine having kids for the reason that you'd need someone to look after you. 
 

Seems a bit loaded for the kid. What if they end up hating you?

[Parklife]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I'm a horrible, nasty, racist scumbag but I gave up a good job to care for my dad when he had a stroke.

Who'll look after you? Probably not the nieces and nephews you can't wait to get shot of(they'll see that btw)

You'll be fine though.

I wouldn't fucking ask, nor expect any Cunt to waste their own life to look after me. 

That why you had kids? So some cunt would wipe your chin when you're incapable? 

I'd gladly die before asking anyone I cared about to do that. Only a right selfish cunt would think otherwise. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

humourless dork I suppose 

 

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

Stinking banter. 
 

Agreed. 

 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Can't imagine having kids for the reason that you'd need someone to look after you. 
 

Seems a bit loaded for the kid. What if they end up hating you?

 

Just now, Parklife said:

I wouldn't fucking ask, nor expect any Cunt to waste their own life to look after me. 

That why you had kids? So some cunt would wipe your chin when you're incapable? 

I'd gladly die before asking anyone I cared about to do that. Only a right selfish cunt would think otherwise. 

It's called being part of a family. Looking after each other. Mental that the "socialists" on here see it as a foreign concept.

I'm not saying anyone expects it but you do it.

You boys not going to do any caring duties with your folks? Too busy?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Having kids is just for losers that didn't have the savvy to pull out and blow on the womans tiddies. 

And poofs. 

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

It's called being part of a family. Looking after each other. Mental that the "socialists" on here see it as a foreign concept.

I'm not saying anyone expects it but you do it.

You boys not going to do any caring duties with your folks? Too busy?

What I'm saying is, needing someone to look after you when you're older is no reason to have a kid. 
 

Obv I'll look after my folks when they're older etc

 

Doesnt mean I feel like I'll need that for myself 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

A life or regrets when you look at the feral looking rat sat next to you at parents evening. 

LOL. 

[Peruvian Silver 10]

It's fucking relentless in here, it really is. Like a never ending game of table tennis, back and forth ad infinitum, but instead of a ball it's critique, accusations and sledging,  endlessly. 

Cracking value.

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You boys not going to do any caring duties with your folks? Too busy?

No offence but you're a fucking cunt. 

Someone has made a decision not to have kids so they don't care about their parents? Away and fuck yourself you absolute wank. 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Having kids is just for losers that didn't have the savvy to pull out and blow on the womans tiddies. 

And poofs. 

Or you could have them just so you guilt trip them in to being your carer. Which seems to be moobs' strategy. 

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No offence but you're a fucking cunt. 

Someone has made a decision not to have kids so they don't care about their parents? Away and fuck yourself you absolute wank. 

It was the mother of all straw man's from Moobsy. 
 

He loves them.

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No offence but you're a fucking cunt. 

Someone has made a decision not to have kids so they don't care about their parents? Away and fuck yourself you absolute wank. 

?
 

Chomp chomp 

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No offence but you're a fucking cunt. 

Someone has made a decision not to have kids so they don't care about their parents? Away and fuck yourself you absolute wank. 

Ooh nasty talk from the mother cunt.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

?
 

Chomp chomp 

That smiley face was a good addition. 

[NEM]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Ooh nasty talk from the mother cunt.

Hateful and angry. Totally on brand ?

[Parklife]

.

[Parklife]

Just now, Captain Caveman said:

Tomorrow is a different day parkie. Get your head down

What you havering about?

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No offence but you're a fucking cunt. 

Someone has made a decision not to have kids so they don't care about their parents? Away and fuck yourself you absolute wank. 

Oft grilled fillet of Parky for Saturday breakfast i think.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Trying to help you. Switch off

I could say that to you daily, son. 

[cheesepipes]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The scout leader look confirms his sexual preference (small boys) 

John Peel did the brownies(my preference)

no difference

I wouldn't want to smell his fingers.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The scout leader look confirms his sexual preference (small boys) 

John Peel did the brownies(my preference)

no difference

Dude owns a pool in Perth. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Brilliant

Pretty much exactly how one imagines him and how Poodler described him. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Sweet lord. Some drink has been taken this evening.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Sweet lord. Some drink has been taken this evening.

The Righteous Brothers have been on the colourful cans unfortunately.

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

3/4 of the way through a keg of full fat leffe. Let the games begin

really??

bet it’s the diet (blonde) version.

 

 

lol

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What is the best fish to use for a wanking aid? 

Blow fish.

[maryhilldon]

Would a mermaid be allowed?

[cheesepipes]

43 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I only knew him by his voice (liked his shows)

First time I’ve seen a pic of him 

finger smell =small boys Arsehole /shite + Brut 

His Friday Rock Show was the place to listen out for new Rock n Roll long before the young uns got hooked into MTV and Headbangers Ball.

But he definitely fingered kids bumholes.

Cracking Disc Jockey voice.