maryhilldon Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Brizo gets a hard time in here. Rightly so imo. ? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Supposed to be away in the Motorhome @For Fecks Sakebut the wife's got a dose o' sickness and shits so that's likely scuppered. Selfish cunt. Campervan not big enough to keep away from her? Head off on your own? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Campervan not big enough to keep away from her? Head off on your own? Yeah, I have considered that option. A weekend of fishin' and wankin' sounds good. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Yeah, I have considered that option. A weekend of fishin' and wankin' sounds good. Don't need to have a campervan to do those things ? As for me, heading up Deeside for the day. Not sure where exactly but a walk probably followed by dinner in the Balmoral Bar Ballater before heading home. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Don't need to have a campervan to do those things ? As for me, heading up Deeside for the day. Not sure where exactly but a walk probably followed by dinner in the Balmoral Bar Ballater before heading home. Sounds good min. Lovely up there. Used to go with a quine fae Abyne in the late 70's early 80's so spent a lot of time up there. Loved it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said: Don't need to have a campervan to do those things ? Deary me. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said: Don't need to have a campervan to do those things ? ?? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 ^ Look at Parky doing the opposite of me. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: ^ Look at Parky doing the opposite of me. Am I? Im laughing because it sounds like FFS is inviting him to come and fish and wank with him. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: What STD did she have? None as far as I know. Clean kinda quine. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Away to help my hairy armed, racist, weed smoking, dog poisoning, prostitute fucking, tight fisted, grumpy American Jew mate move house. Then beers. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Away to help my hairy armed, racist, weed smoking, dog poisoning, prostitute fucking, tight fisted, grumpy American Jew mate move house. Then beers. Sounds like hat material. Get him to sign up. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 21 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Away to help my hairy armed, racist, weed smoking, dog poisoning, prostitute fucking, tight fisted, grumpy American Jew mate move house. Then beers. A hairy tight fisted Jew!? Your mate's a stereotype, he should be ashamed. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Away to help my hairy armed, racist, weed smoking, dog poisoning, prostitute fucking, tight fisted, grumpy American Jew mate move house. Then beers. You helping him take over some Arabs family home because you ‘feel sorry for him’ but really you need a place to stay in that neighbourhood? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: You helping him take over some Arabs family home because you ‘feel sorry for him’ but really you need a place to stay in that neighbourhood? G'day mate. He's moving out of the neighbourhood and thank fuck. My association with him tarnishes my stellar reputation here. Textbook grumpy auld cunt in his 50s. Hear. Did you take your cats to Austria ? How was that? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Parklife said: Am I? Im laughing because it sounds like FFS is inviting him to come and fish and wank with him. I'm not much of a fisherman but can I come? Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: G'day mate. He's moving out of the neighbourhood and thank fuck. My association with him tarnishes my stellar reputation here. Textbook grumpy auld cunt in his 50s. Hear. Did you take your cats to Austria ? How was that? His head fell off Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Shaved the dome to a 0.5 Groomed the beard Had a shower Made lunch Tidied house Pals coming round for some #ProEvo later No #cans but a pepes chicken might be ordered Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I'm not much of a fisherman but can I come? Not according to your missus Blanks fired Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, Poodler said: His head fell off Polly want a cracker...? Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I'm not much of a fisherman but can I come? Depends how good your wanking is. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 19 minutes ago, Poodler said: His head fell off Love frightened rabbit Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 43 minutes ago, CCB III said: Shaved the dome to a 0.5 Baldy cunt. No room for me in the removal truck so on the bus with a beer. Drivers winked at me as I've got on with it already opened - keep that hidden. There's cameras on the bus. Bloody love these people. Bus wanker. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: Shaved the dome to a 0.5 Groomed the beard Had a shower Made lunch Tidied house Pals coming round for some #ProEvo later No #cans but a pepes chicken might be ordered Confirmed no fuck splittie in your life. Housework = women's work. If you have one (evidently not) get her to do it ffs. Dreep. Housework/tidying up ???? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: I'm not much of a fisherman but can I come? I can do both competently. Do I get a prize? Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Confirmed no fuck splittie in your life. Housework = women's work. If you have one (evidently not) get her to do it ffs. Dreep. Housework/tidying up ???? What I will say is, it's a very rare occasion in which it's me. 8/10 times it's her. You seem like a right lazy, fat bastard. Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: What is the best fish to use for a wanking aid? Ham Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 27 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Baldy cunt. No room for me in the removal truck so on the bus with a beer. Drivers winked at me as I've got on with it already opened - keep that hidden. There's cameras on the bus. Bloody love these people. Bus wanker. Baldy by choice, my friend. If only you had the option! A driver propositioned you in exchange for allowing beer into a bus? Bloody heck. Grim out in Brasilia Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, CCB III said: What I will say is, it's a very rare occasion in which it's me. 8/10 times it's her. You seem like a right lazy, fat bastard. No, just don't do wimmins work. Seems like you're 80% lazy bastard tho. Out. Link to comment
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