Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ke1t said: They're for burying deid folk. ...........or as I did, ogglin' the arse of some young mum. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: ...........or as I did, ogglin' the arse of some young mum. Strike up a conversation. Aw... was that your loon? Never mind, fancy a ride? Compassion and straight to the point. They like that, the womens. 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Haha ? “ Is this yours?” *Manboobs nibbles it* "Nope, nae mine." 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Haha ? “ Is this yours?” I shoulda said that as my hands were certainly covered in shit.. I felt sick. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 buc- wifies dae bigger shytes thin maist men cos thiv goat bigger hoops n thi store thim in thir guts longer tae brew afore releasin thim..sum mannys dae aboot 5 shytes a DIY n thir aw skitters n foam..diffrent diets n dna Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I do 3-4 a shites day That's mad. I do 1 or 2, occasionally not at all. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’m one a day. Normally 1030am. If you ever happen to look at your watch and see 1030am I’m probably having a shite. Will be 11.30am my time. But I will think of you from now on. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: If it helps I can try an go an hour earlier? Appreciate that Hanz, but I don't want to mess with your digestive system. Also, I've already set my alarm for 11.30am tomorrow and can't be arsed changing it again. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Rough day today. Been told the old pooch is severely ill and won't last much longer, took a funny turn last night so been hanging out with him today. Proper heartbroken like. I'm not here looking for sympathy though, I'm asking if you could all post pics if your dogs to cheer me up! Bloody legends and rascals the lot. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, CCB III said: Rough day today. Been told the old pooch is severely ill and won't last much longer, took a funny turn last night so been hanging out with him today. Proper heartbroken like. I'm not here looking for sympathy though, I'm asking if you could all post pics if your dogs to cheer me up! Bloody legends and rascals the lot. Lookin' for sympathy or not min, you have mine. I was just thinkin' on the mortality of mine today. She's fourteen and a half. I'm dreadin' her passin' after all these years. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: Lookin' for sympathy or not min, you have mine. I was just thinkin' on the mortality of mine today. She's fourteen and a half. I'm dreadin' her passin' after all these years. Ours is 13. You think you're prepared for it but you just aren't. Hurts like fuck. Post a pic of the old gal! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Here she is. Taken in 2020 Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Here she is. Taken in 2020 What a beauty, min. Crazy how they can be so active at that age and then one minute it just changes and that's that. Hopefully it's a while away yet for her. Hope you're the kind who lets her in the bed and on the sofa! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, CCB III said: Ours is 13. You think you're prepared for it but you just aren't. Hurts like fuck. Post a pic of the old gal! Aye, dreadful loss when they go like. 1 Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Haha ace. Look like a mischievous wee duo. I mind you saying you lost one of them recently, sorry to hear. Means more treats and love for the other, I guess. Love wee dogs like that, too. Always scrappy. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, CCB III said: What a beauty, min. Crazy how they can be so active at that age and then one minute it just changes and that's that. Hopefully it's a while away yet for her. Hope you're the kind who lets her in the bed and on the sofa! She loves her own bed and prefers the livin' room floor but she has the run of the place when she wants unless the granddaughter is there. She's gettin' a wee bit grumpy in her auld age. I know she won't hurt the wee one but the wife panics like fuck. Had her out for a 5 mile walk today and she handles that nae problem still. Keep her on the lead now as she's deaf as a post and struggles to hear my commands tho she is pretty traffic savvy. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: She loves her own bed and prefers the livin' room floor but she has the run of the place when she wants unless the granddaughter is there. She's gettin' a wee bit grumpy in her auld age. I know she won't hurt the wee one but the wife panics like fuck. Had her out for a 5 mile walk today and she handles that nae problem still. Keep her on the lead now as she's deaf as a post and struggles to hear my commands tho she is pretty traffic savvy. Time left in her yet! All the best to her. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Watch yi dinna run her doon wi the campervan. Beautiful dog. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Watch yi dinna run her doon wi the campervan. Beautiful dog. She loves the Motorhome. Cheers? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 7 minutes ago, CCB III said: Time left in her yet! All the best to her. Cheers min. I can only wish yours a peaceful and painless end if it comes to that. You certainly have my thoughts and prayers. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Cheers min. I can only wish yours a peaceful and painless end if it comes to that. You certainly have my thoughts and prayers. That's nice of you. Praying will do fuck all though, you cunt. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 What on earth is happening in here? Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: What on earth is happening in here? Post a pic of your dog or shut up Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’m one a day. Normally 1030am. If you ever happen to look at your watch and see 1030am I’m probably having a shite. That’s my tea time. Gonna put me off it. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Shame about your dog consi. It didn’t get a bit of biff off the table the other night did it? Caught a few waves, breakfast served by some fucking gorgeous women on the beach (couldn’t get pics as she’s watching me on that front) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 50 minutes ago, Poodler said: Caught a few waves, breakfast served by some fucking gorgeous women on the beach (couldn’t get pics as she’s watching me on that front) Doesnt the sand get mixed in with your cornflakes? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 hours ago, CCB III said: That's nice of you. Praying will do fuck all though, you cunt. Unnecessary. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 hours ago, CCB III said: ^keeping up appearances As per ^^^^ Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 I bet he’s got some tan line where that watch is. Never takes the bastard off. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Where's their trousers and jumpers? Link to comment
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