Thread O Fechtin

[Edwin Starr]

Michelle will be fighting to keep out of the slammer.

 

[The Boofon]

10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Be better if the water was full of crocodiles.

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

Extremely satisfying sound when the left hook lands.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

The wife is WAP (although a bit chubby)

[Betty Swallicks]

On 3/5/2023 at 1:54 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

 

She fights like a kangaroo.

[Simply Red]

She took a good few digs. Hard breed. She wont do it again.

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

She fights like a kangaroo.

Haha. Heed and chin up in the air and arms swinging with no backlift.

[Ke1t]

28 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

She took a good few digs. Hard breed. She wont do it again.

Looks like she's seen a few lads fighting and thought, "That doesn't look so hard", picked a skinny guy to practice her new skills on and found that her technique, while superior to the female style of 'screaming and pulling hair', only gets you chinned when you employ them against an actual male. 

8/10 for enthusiasm

2/10 for technique 

[BrianFaePerth]

Thought it was big Harv in the red joggers at first

[Simply Red]

Security guards having a good laugh. No wonder, boys getting beat up by a guy in white crocs.

[Don Fonte]

 

[chief_wiggum]

 

27 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

 

[Simply Red]

Fair play to the wee guy. Brave and stupid as fuck.

[Zeus]

 

 

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Boy who hit the first sucker punch shat it when his mate got knocked out. Fud. Cracking left from Mr Mass.

Standard UK fight scene. Outside a takeaway, girls screaming, sucker punches, boys looking to be held back. 

[Fridge]

Best bit was the lads walking past at the end of the shot and not giving one flying fuck.

[BrianFaePerth]

You not in your scratcher fridge? Or have you been bedding some tart?

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You not in your scratcher fridge? Or have you been bedding some tart?

Now come on now. What would possibly make you think I have been balling some tart.

[BrianFaePerth]

49 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Now come on now. What would possibly make you think I have been balling some tart.

Some young lad then

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Some young lad then

I do my best

[Ke1t]

On 3/8/2023 at 5:41 AM, chief_wiggum said:

 

Magnificently executed headbutt. 

Guy turns around to act tasty, BANG! No hesitation. 

Rest of the fight is your typical grappling anticlimax. 

[Zeus]

Old like. 

Smert

[Simply Red]

59 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

^^saw that earlier. The boy skipped to the front of the kiosk queue is what I heard , then took a smug film of himself? 

Fair play to the wee wifie if thats the case. Shame on the blokes for not giving the boy shit and a sly dig. Jumping queues is honking behaviour. 

[Zeus]

Smert

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Old like. 

Smert

Oh that accent 🤮

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Old like. 

Smert

Oh that accent 🤮

[redone]

🎶We’re the famous Tartan Army and we think we’re fuckin smert 

Think we’re smert , think we’re smert

We’re the famous Tartan Army and we think we’re fuckin smert 🎶

 

[Simply Red]

^^^
zinger

[maryhilldon]

I think she overreacted. No need for all that drama.

[Ke1t]

58 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Oh that accent 🤮

I don't get why no-one battered her.